Ever say something you know is retarded but it actually worked? I remember having sex with my girlfriend and telling her I just wanted to know what it felt like without a condom...worked! Didn't expect it too but it did.

Other things I have seen work
a guy saying "I noticed you noticing me so I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too." Dated this chick for years

 

Once I was at work and a girl told me "I'm tired, I want to go home to bed.".

Jokingly I said to her "Can I come too?"

I her that afternoon. Still can't believe it.

 

That "I noticed you noticing me" line is from an episode of fresh prince. hahaha, how ingenious

 

I am expecting (pun intended) JJ to start a "Having a baby" thread in the near future

 

I usually tell girls I am the little brat from "The Facts of Life" Hasnt failed yet

 

I was dating a girl in college and got into a fight, she got pissy and broke up with me for about the 10th time. So, I went out drinking and one of her best friends came up to me saying I was a piece of shit, etc. So I told her friend that the reason we argued was because she accused me of flirting with all her friends, especially the one confronting me at the time. And that she said all her friends were a bunch of bitches, etc.

Mix angry, jaded 19 year old college chick with alcohol and some spite, and was the outcome.

Thankfully that happened right before summer....they were pissed. It was fun being younger.

 

"will you marry me?"

 

 

Awesome.

 

Nice.

 

I was wondering where he got it from. Ever since she told me that I remembered it because it was so cliche and by cliche I mean retarded. I saw her the other day too

 

So, I know it's really lame, but it's amazing the answers I get when I meet a chick, talk to her for a while, see that look in her eye and ask "so, what are ya thinking right now?" I've tried it 3 or 4 times and it's never NOT ended up with me in bed.

Also, Whenever I say "Let's take it slow", it usually speeds WAY up!

and last but not least, it's amazing what you can get from a chick you've never met if you just ask.

 

My friend always walks up to girls and tells them his EXACT intentions for the evening...usually something along the lines of:

"Hey, I'm Samsonite...I'll be honest, I see you and me back at my place watching Captain Ron and probably spooning on my couch. I have a big bed but if you want to sleep on the pull out couch that's fine too, but I must say I'd like to see you take your clothes off and see where it goes.."

They never make it through more than 20 minutes of Captain Ron...apparently he's bagged alot of girls doing this...what an ass

 

^^^

I can't believe that worked.

 

Captain Ron?

 

LMAO! I am way too chicken shit to do some of that stuff

 

I was thinking that Kurt Russell flick?

Thats too funny. Does the captain turn the women on? i don't get why he uses that flick.

 

"Just the tip, just to see what it feels like."

Anything horribly blunt and crude will bag you a filthy whore pretty easily.

 

yeah...i've seen him in action...its pretty hilarious.

He's one of the most brash motherfuckers I know...especially when he's drunk.


Dom: Just because its a funny movie and completely random I guess

 

I thought you meant some xxx spoof movie as in "Captain Ron Jeremy" or something...

 

Took a last minute road trip to Vegas last month with my best friend (Tiffney, hot blond with huge tits) and two random people from work (Oscar and jessica) who had the time off and seemed cool - although we barely knew them.

Anyway, Oscar turns out to be socially inept and a raging coke addict. Jessica was ok, although a total whore. So the last night out, Jessica wanted to go whore out for drinks at the club and I wanted to gamble....oscar was too coked out to take part in the decision.

So we decide to separate. Tiff and Jess go to the club and Oscar and I go do whatever. So now im stuck with a random dude who i barely know that is loading up every 45 min in the bathroom.

I decide, fuck it, if i get drunk enough, ill barely notice the evening. So we get hammered and start our adventure down the strip at midnight. About 100 yards into our journey, these two hot chicks walk by and Oscar stumbles over to them all coked out and says

Oscar: Arm outstretched with finger pointing and stumbling towars them "you!"

Girls: "Us?"

Oscar: "fuckin...you know that fuckin light i mean water show or whatever? Fuckin whens it start?"

Girls: "um, you mean the Bilagio?"

Oscar: "Yeah, that fuckin one"

Girls: "I dont know...soon, I think it runs every 15 minutes"

Oscar: "Fuckin A, you two need to come fuckin watch that motherfucker with us"

Girls: "ok"

Me:

I watched this whole thing go down and was embarrassed as shit so i decided to stay quiet and pray it would end soon. But somehow, his drunken sluring swear laiden game worked on these girls. We ended up having a kick ass time and were out till sunrise with these girls. The were both dental hygenists from Alaska.

 

Thats awesome.

Can we please get some pics of Tiffany?

 

so ahem...can we?

 

Shes the blond in my last member pics post. I think its on the last page of the thread. To lazy to look it up or repost.

 

GoDucks, for those two girls, they really must believe the whole, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

 

Should they modify the slogan to "Whatever happens in Vegas and is discovered by an AZ member gets spread across the intraweb"?

 

This happened a while ago (year and a half ago)... tried it again but didnt work...

location: outside of my house talkin to the neighbor girl (she moved last year)

ME: "i need to take a shower... ive been out all day"

the girl started walkin with me, and i stop and looked at her smiling

i said jokingly: "What? you wanna join me or something?!?"

girl: "sure"

Me: "fer reals??"

girl: " ya why not?"

Me thinking to myself "SWWWWEEEEEEETTTT!!"

 

 

u wish!

she had a crush on me or something... we didnt take a shower together... just ended up kissing in my room

 

 

Flat out asking

Mike

 

Worked for some guy. I wouldnt give him my phone number (had to work for it) but he knew where I worked. So he called when he knew I wasnt there and talked to a coworker asking for my cell number because he was the contractor painting my house and needed to ask a question

 

I cant believe that worked. I would never try that for fear of raising a stalker flag.

 

I guess he was fairly confident in himself lol

 

so what happened??? did you guys end up going out?

 

Nope. I had a bf at the time. He knew that. Hence why I really wouldnt give him my phone number

edit: but if i was single i might have considered it

 

hmmmmm... "i see" says the blind man....

 

arite this happened about a year ago i was out at a club on L.I. partying wen i walk to the outdoor part of this place to smoke a cig real quick as im out there this girl comes up to me with flowers and a camera (obv she works there) and tells me i should buy a rose from her so me not being interested in spending money for no reason say how come? she tells me for the girl ur hear with i look at her and reply im not here with any girl why bring sand to the beach? so then she says ok then take a picture and again i reply how come? she says for memories ..... at this point shes just flat out flirting with me ....... so i respond ok well y dont u make it memorable and show me ur tits and she did (im drunk i would never do that sober lol) ........ that was a great nite

 

LOL...LI girls are gold diggers, they will do anything for money

 

should have asked her for a $20 quickie