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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 01:21 PM
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DUDE, seriously, besides sexual intercourse ...

Thanks to the folks at a-cl for this one:

http://web.camaross.com/forums/showt...2&page=1&pp=15

My favorite exchange is

She's still a virgin.

How do you know? Did you find her hymen to make sure it's still there?

Actually, I think I did. I found something hard with my index finger.

The hard button you will run into at the end of the vagina is the cervix, the entrance to the uterus. It is definitely not the hymen. Either that or a scab. ROFLMAO.
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 01:24 PM
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 01:34 PM
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Guys, if I ever ask for that kind of advice, BAN ME, immediately.

And don't let me come back....
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 01:36 PM
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 01:40 PM
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sounds like we have some gynos there
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 01:46 PM
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by dnb
....My favorite exchange is....


Mine is:

possibilities of conception.....I mean, hands, what?

If you insert a hand into any orafice, you have no possibility of conception......Unless you can shoot sperm out your hands.

If you've ever seen the 'not-so-wholesome' movie entitled; Edward Penis Hands than this is quite possible




Edit: Somebody said "best thread evarrrrr!!!". I like these guys...
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 02:30 PM
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OMG!!

Here's another good one:

Then I highly doubt you got her pregnant and all should be well. My wife has skipped periods and been as many as 2 weeks late before. I have also read (and my wife says it's true) that wemon that spend a lot of time together in places like an office or classroom can have thier cycles sync up. So during this process they may experience early or late periods as thier body gets in sync with another woman/wemon. I have no idea why this happens but I swear I read it in a medical journal somewhere in a doctors office waiting room.

wemon?

I was thinking the same thing...maybe he's using a accent? "WEmon".

These Camaro guys are just like us!
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 02:32 PM
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OMG. Sometimes, the internet just can't substitute for education.
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dnb
My favorite exchange is

She's still a virgin.

How do you know? Did you find her hymen to make sure it's still there?

Actually, I think I did. I found something hard with my index finger.
Can't resist posting a follow-up to the above:

ok just for the record i AM 17, ive never been with a virgin so i dunno, but what the fucck is he talkin about feelin with his index finger? or did i finger **** the wrong hole?
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jcg878
OMG. Sometimes, the internet just can't substitute for education.
Yup, we need a "no DUDE left behind" program.
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 02:49 PM
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very funny. this is one of my favorites:

SPERM dies immedialty after seeing light!...only way to get her pregnant is if u precum in her or cum in her and she leaves it in there....usually when i have sex with my girl i do cum in her and she stands up and lets it all drip out on a towel and its alot of it but shes on B control, but before she was i always did it when she was on her period and cum inside her, but if not id just pull out and do it anywhere i want to.......face, stomach, a$$, chest, neck...etc, etc!!!
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ricecake
very funny. this is one of my favorites:

SPERM dies immedialty after seeing light!...only way to get her pregnant is if u precum in her or cum in her and she leaves it in there....usually when i have sex with my girl i do cum in her and she stands up and lets it all drip out on a towel and its alot of it but shes on B control, but before she was i always did it when she was on her period and cum inside her, but if not id just pull out and do it anywhere i want to.......face, stomach, a$$, chest, neck...etc, etc!!!
Where's heli when we need him???

Bright light! Bright light!

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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 03:42 PM
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SPERM dies immedialty after seeing light


Guys, if I ever ask for that kind of advice, BAN ME, immediately.

And don't let me come back....
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 03:49 PM
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After all this time, all I needed was a flashlight to avoid parenthood? Damn, what a waste....
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 03:50 PM
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holy crap... that was great for a laugh...

Junkster, who isn't surprised that there are some naive peeps
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Old Sep 22, 2004 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ricecake
very funny. this is one of my favorites:

but if not id just pull out and do it anywhere i want to.......face, stomach, a$$, chest, neck...etc, etc!!!
I especially love the effort to avoid spelling a bad word like "ass" while talking about all the locations of his money shot. Such a sensitive soul.
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Old Sep 29, 2004 | 10:41 PM
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Men...



P.S. I liked the guy who said "deny all accusations -I never seen the bitch before in my life" Now that's what I call advice! Funny..
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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 09:33 PM
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 09:07 AM
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That was great.
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by SaraWI
Men...



P.S. I liked the guy who said "deny all accusations -I never seen the bitch before in my life" Now that's what I call advice! Funny..
Was that Shaggy that posted that??
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by captainjack
I especially love the effort to avoid spelling a bad word like "ass" while talking about all the locations of his money shot. Such a sensitive soul.
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 11:33 AM
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It's like reading a script from some old school sex-ed movie or something - somebody comes up with some crazy rumour, then somebody else comes up with the "truth".
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