... actually tittyfuck, or does that only happen in pornos?

If so, how do you make it happen or even suggest it (for a very innocent girl that has definitely never seen a porn to even know what tittyfucking is)?

 

Nice serious question here.........................LOL

 

I've done it. It's something that you don't ask, you just do it. Kinda like anal.

And I've only done it maybe a half dozen times. It doesn't really do much for me. Kinda like anal.

 

Yeah its nothing to special, done it a few times wasn't that turned on by it.

 

Sort of a natural progression to or from her giving you head, but the girl has to have enough up top to make it work.
I can't recall it as being exciting for me either-- more like a rest period, if anything.

 

All your girls must not have nice tits then cause it def works and feels good. Have you guys ever tried lotion/lube while doing it? It's something different too which is nice if a girl wants to do it.

 

Actually....that's dead on. Points to you.

 

Hey, that's my wife you're talking about!

Wait... B cups...

Well, they are nice B -cups. And no pictures, before you pervs ask!

 

Using lube makes it worthwhile. I've been told that some women enjoy it as well, caused by nerve stimulation in the bewbies.

I have a question--what is the politically correct way to say "tittyfuck?"

Fucking = Sexual Intercourse
Blowjob = Oral Sex
Tittyfuck = ??

Guesses:

1. Mammary Sex
2. Breastual Intercourse

 

Absolutely #2 ...#1 sounds too maternal

 

I'm willing to bet you guys that did it and didnt care for it, didnt use lube, lotion, or her spit if she's kinky. It makes a world of a difference.

 

34DD and real, they were just fine lol.

 

Yeah. It isn't too bad. Nice to get head while you're doing it also.

 

Your girl must not have a nice anus.

 

subinf

 

It isn't hard to get it from a woman. They actually like doing it. I never requested it and ladies just volunteer this particular service. Breast size doesn't really matter either since D-cups totally surround my wang or B and C-cups use both hands and squeeze them together.

 

@ Breastual Intercourse

 

Watching it is better then doing it...

 

It's pretty cool. i imagine the bigger the the better though

 

Tittyfuck..want me to sound it out for you? I'm sure she would understand quite fine. Unless its one of those girls like in Knocked Up.."Wanna do it doggy style?" "No, you will not fuck me like a dog."

 

Size certainly plays a part. Can't do it if the chick is too small. I've done it several times and it's always fun.

 

I prefer to call it "breastjob" (i.e. handjob, blowjob, et al.). Size of the breasts definitely matter since it's typically not as fun if A/B cups are involved. You want to smother/envelop the penis, not emulate a distorted hotdog.

And lubrication is essential ... think dry-mouth or desert vagina or sand-paper hands. None of these scenarios are appealing. So same theory applies to the breasts.

And getting the simultaneous blow is a perk (I call it the "nodder") ... a flexible neck is often necessary unless you're endowed like the brothas.

Also communication is key since if you suddenly start banging away at a gal's tits without prior knowledge or consent, she may instruct loudly, "Lower stupid! The pussy is lower!"

 

^^

 

Titty fucking is fun, especially if she lets you carry out the whole thing. My gf thinks its stupid and boring. As said, lubrication and size is key. Splooging everywhere in the end is the best.

Just attack her tits one day.

 

Just DOOOOEEEEEEEET!

 

DAMNIT! I just spit my diet coke all over the monitor. That's great!

 

ditto...it was meh before...then eh??? ahhhh!! in the end...

 

I can't figure it out and I feel stoopid running around the house with a boner and my chest covered in lotion....You guys must be HUGE..

 

Just remove your lower rib and you should be fine.

 

No wonder you can't figure it out -- lotion on her chest, not yours!

 

lol the "nodder"

 

uh yeah I think we're done here.