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Do you and your significant other fart around each other?
09-28-2011, 03:13 PM
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Do you and your significant other fart around each other?
First off, flatulence is hilarious. I know some guys don't want to believe it, but
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and flatulence is as natural as eating. My fiance gauges couple's comfort level, and therefore closeness, by their attitude towards what happens on the toilet.
Personally I think it is stupid to hold gas in as it can be very painful and can make you ill if it becomes trapped. We always get a good laugh out of it, what about you?
,and flatulence is as natural as eating. My fiance gauges couple's comfort level, and therefore closeness, by their attitude towards what happens on the toilet.
Personally I think it is stupid to hold gas in as it can be very painful and can make you ill if it becomes trapped. We always get a good laugh out of it, what about you?
09-28-2011, 04:46 PM
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First off, flatulence is hilarious. I know some guys don't want to believe it, but
,
and flatulence is as natural as eating. My fiance gauges couple's comfort level, and therefore closeness, by their attitude towards what happens on the toilet.
Personally I think it is stupid to hold gas in as it can be very painful and can make you ill if it becomes trapped. We always get a good laugh out of it, what about you?
,and flatulence is as natural as eating. My fiance gauges couple's comfort level, and therefore closeness, by their attitude towards what happens on the toilet.
Personally I think it is stupid to hold gas in as it can be very painful and can make you ill if it becomes trapped. We always get a good laugh out of it, what about you?
09-28-2011, 04:50 PM
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Actually, my wife pointed that out the other day and said, "You know...in over 2 years living together, I don't think I've heard you fart yet? All my GFs are always complaining about their husbands tromboning everywhere in the house!"
What can I say? I'm a gentleman.
And I'm not that gassy.
09-28-2011, 04:50 PM
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Go Giants
often and on her face.
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09-28-2011, 09:40 PM
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All the fucking time.
She does not however.
She does not however.
09-29-2011, 08:10 AM
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My husband farts freely.
Personally, I think that once a woman breaks that barier the man views her differently. I like to maintain certain feminine qualities, including not letting them rip infront of my husband.
Burping on the other hand...
I just can't help it. I've discussed this before (I think). I have a SERIOUS burping issue and it's nearly impossible to hold them in. So not lady-like, but I can't help it.
Personally, I think that once a woman breaks that barier the man views her differently. I like to maintain certain feminine qualities, including not letting them rip infront of my husband.
Burping on the other hand...
I just can't help it. I've discussed this before (I think). I have a SERIOUS burping issue and it's nearly impossible to hold them in. So not lady-like, but I can't help it.
09-29-2011, 10:28 AM
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Like brazilian fart porn 
But seriously we do. If a woman that i've been dating for a while does not fart around me, there must be something wrong with her. Cause if you're holding those farts, your insides are probably rotten LOL I have three sisters who have been farting around me since I can remember, so it doesnt bother me.
Burps on the other hand
Sometimes those can smell like three week old leftovers. God forbid someone ate italian food. 
LOL And to hear a sound that deep come out of a woman's mouth is weird LOL Obnoxious burps can go either way though, for either sex. They can be funny or rude
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09-29-2011, 12:25 PM
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I didn't for about a year, but after 1 slipped out on accident, I just said f it. If I'm up and around I'll go outside or to another room, but if I can't get away, I'll usually just let it fly.
My 2 pits take turns gassing us out of rooms though
My 2 pits take turns gassing us out of rooms though
09-29-2011, 01:06 PM
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Here you go L. You will appreciate this.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/d2QyHOhNFmk
How do you embed this^? If a moderator could, I would appreciate it.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/d2QyHOhNFmk
How do you embed this^? If a moderator could, I would appreciate it.
09-29-2011, 02:06 PM
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^^^ serious amount of titties in that video :chuckles: here you go...embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2QyHOhNFmk
about farting, I hated to fart infront of my girl....we were driving and I told her:
"crap, I forgot my phone in the trunk"...got out of the car...let one loose and closed my trunk and got back in....
she says "so you let one loose eh"...
me: "wtf"
she: "dont lie'
me: "lol ight...yeah I did"
she: "I want you to be comfy around me"
and there was no looking back....now sometimes we have farting/burping competitions....
and yeah Dutch Oven FTW !!!! LMAO !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2QyHOhNFmk
about farting, I hated to fart infront of my girl....we were driving and I told her:
"crap, I forgot my phone in the trunk"...got out of the car...let one loose and closed my trunk and got back in....
she says "so you let one loose eh"...
me: "wtf"
she: "dont lie'
me: "lol ight...yeah I did"
she: "I want you to be comfy around me"
and there was no looking back....now sometimes we have farting/burping competitions....
and yeah Dutch Oven FTW !!!! LMAO !!!
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09-29-2011, 02:46 PM
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yeah all the time...it's only natural, not to mention hillarious.
were entirely way too comfortable around one another. everytime it happens we laugh like bastards afterwards.
were entirely way too comfortable around one another. everytime it happens we laugh like bastards afterwards.
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10-02-2011, 10:34 AM
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I don't care who's around, if it's gotta be done it must go down.
If it lingers just walk to a spot and should someone walk through that area just tell them wow someone stinks. lol
If it lingers just walk to a spot and should someone walk through that area just tell them wow someone stinks. lol
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10-03-2011, 09:18 AM
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Me:
suddenly realizing that I'm with more girls than usual, "Uh...."They all bust out laughing, and my fiance has never let me live it down. Actually her friend hasn't either. It makes for a good drinking story.
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10-03-2011, 12:15 PM
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I do all the time, she rarely does. I once pulled the "Hey, what the does the tag say on the back of my jeans?", then rip one once she bends over to read it. she did the usual "Ewww, gross" but we always laugh about it. We've been living together for 4 years now.
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10-03-2011, 01:04 PM
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Great story. My favorite, and her's too, would have to be the time we were leaving her best friend's wedding. I got a little too drunk (read: just right for a wedding) to drive so she was driving. Two of her friends are in the back seat for a ride to a bar for the after party. Somewhere along the road I forget my company and being as comfortable as I am with her, I let a silent one go. Naturally, I crack the window to pull it out of the car as I always do, and her friend (who knows me pretty well) goes, "did you just fart?"
Me: suddenly realizing that I'm with more girls than usual, "Uh...."
They all bust out laughing, and my fiance has never let me live it down. Actually her friend hasn't either. It makes for a good drinking story.
Me:
suddenly realizing that I'm with more girls than usual, "Uh...."They all bust out laughing, and my fiance has never let me live it down. Actually her friend hasn't either. It makes for a good drinking story.
10-03-2011, 01:08 PM
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10-03-2011, 01:54 PM
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yes, and no... it's not like I'll go "Hey, pull my finger..."... I'll do it silently and let the couch's cushions "filter" it. Most of the time, it goes un-noticed.
In bed, that's a different story.
In bed, that's a different story.
10-03-2011, 02:20 PM
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I left the poll open to multiple responses, but it sounds like a "Not Yet" vote to me. It's just a matter of time.
10-04-2011, 05:29 PM
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Yes we are both very comfortable with each other... HAHA we usually get a kick out of burping or farting and tend to compete (Which I usually win).
I like to joke around with her, esp. farting. I do it when she is trying to be nice and sweet where she comes up to hug me from behind. I'll wait a couple of seconds then i'll grab her wrists and push my ass back and let a big one onto her stomach while she's fighting to get away screaming NO!NO!NO!... Gets her every time.
I like to joke around with her, esp. farting. I do it when she is trying to be nice and sweet where she comes up to hug me from behind. I'll wait a couple of seconds then i'll grab her wrists and push my ass back and let a big one onto her stomach while she's fighting to get away screaming NO!NO!NO!... Gets her every time.