View Poll Results: Do you and your significant other fart around each other?
Yes.
68
73.91%
Not Yet.
5
5.43%
Never Have and Never Will (at least on purpose).
9
9.78%
Whiskers
18
19.57%
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Do you and your significant other fart around each other?
#41
Old Man Yelling at Clouds
After 24 years together, yeah, we do this. But it's not a big deal - we don't stay unnecessarily bottled up, but we don't make sport of it either. We've seen the worst each other has to offer. Farts aren't even in the top 10.
The "naked but fart on a pillow that caused an eye infection" from the movie Knocked Up cracks us up. Last time she got an eye infection, she accused me of naked butt farting on her pillow.
The "naked but fart on a pillow that caused an eye infection" from the movie Knocked Up cracks us up. Last time she got an eye infection, she accused me of naked butt farting on her pillow.
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#46
I've done it around my wife and she always says to me "you eat the food not good"
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#50
all work and no play
I can ALWAYS blame the kid, she's like a machine gun with an infinite magazine.
I usually try to leave the room if I can/am not comfortable. But I often wake myself up when a fart slips out, and usually its followed by a "gross" from her
I usually try to leave the room if I can/am not comfortable. But I often wake myself up when a fart slips out, and usually its followed by a "gross" from her
#51
Drifting
I like to drop them in a room I know she is going in to and then leave, so she walks right in to the cloud. Then I take the line from "White Girls" and tell her to "bask in the ambience".
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My wife is currently pregnant and frequents a pregnancy forum. There was a thread about their flatulence that she read me. There was a good story about a lady "crop dusting" the aisles of the grocery store. However, the best came from a lady who said she likes to find a clueless old person, go let one go next to them, and watch the people who walk past them giving them the stink eye. She said her husband found out once and insisted she go apologize.
#56
Drifting
My wife is currently pregnant and frequents a pregnancy forum. There was a thread about their flatulence that she read me. There was a good story about a lady "crop dusting" the aisles of the grocery store. However, the best came from a lady who said she likes to find a clueless old person, go let one go next to them, and watch the people who walk past them giving them the stink eye. She said her husband found out once and insisted she go apologize.
LOL, you are not too far away either!
#58
Team Owner
It's kind of the whole point of marriage -- increase the switching costs so that you can't be dumped for an SBD. It's also why we have kids -- captive audience in the car.
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Hell yeah we fart around each other. Me more often than her but when she does, it clears out the room. It's gross and of course she says it wasn't her
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My female dog lets out the squeakiest farts you ever hear, and then looks around like she doesn't know where it came from
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Who's in charge of tags around here? Can we get a "Dutch Oven" tag?
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#67
Girls aren't allowed to fart. It's illegal.
#68
Driver Mod
My daughter can clear a room. Her mom makes me look like an amateur burper.
My current GF is a true lady, but im not above ripping one at any time.
I actually farted in front of the dog's face last night.
Hey, that's who I am. Love it or leave it.
My current GF is a true lady, but im not above ripping one at any time.
I actually farted in front of the dog's face last night.
Hey, that's who I am. Love it or leave it.
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