Dating out of my "league"
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Salad's were tossed.
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What was the dressing?
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Grape Jelly.. Gravy?
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Wasabi, pesto marmalade!??
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I'm guessing that may burn and will be difficult to clean.
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#249
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Browsed thru this thread briefly and couldnt stop laughing lol. Either this is one long creative writing idea, or this guy has real crappy luck lol.
Also, just a side note. When asking advice on women it's prob not the best idea to ask a bunch of dudes via Internet--prob half of which are 40 yr old virgins lol.
Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.
P.S.- why the hell would u want to date someone so young as to have to sneek booze? Does she still play with barbies too? Lol I guess that's why I'll never understand the male mind lol
Also, just a side note. When asking advice on women it's prob not the best idea to ask a bunch of dudes via Internet--prob half of which are 40 yr old virgins lol.
Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.
P.S.- why the hell would u want to date someone so young as to have to sneek booze? Does she still play with barbies too? Lol I guess that's why I'll never understand the male mind lol
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Browsed thru this thread briefly and couldnt stop laughing lol. Either this is one long creative writing idea, or this guy has real crappy luck lol.
Also, just a side note. When asking advice on women it's prob not the best idea to ask a bunch of dudes via Internet--prob half of which are 40 yr old virgins lol.
Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.
P.S.- why the hell would u want to date someone so young as to have to sneek booze? Does she still play with barbies too? Lol I guess that's why I'll never understand the male mind lol
Also, just a side note. When asking advice on women it's prob not the best idea to ask a bunch of dudes via Internet--prob half of which are 40 yr old virgins lol.
Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.
P.S.- why the hell would u want to date someone so young as to have to sneek booze? Does she still play with barbies too? Lol I guess that's why I'll never understand the male mind lol
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Also, just a side note. When asking advice on women it's prob not the best idea to ask a bunch of dudes via Internet--prob half of which are 40 yr old virgins lol.
Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.
Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.
I wouldn't tell a woman that she's out of my league. I'd just tell them they are incredibly beautiful, hot and should be actresses....
and that I'm an agent...
Yeah, your parents shouldn't let a 12-year old onto the internet when you should still be playing with robots.
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Browsed thru this thread briefly and couldnt stop laughing lol. Either this is one long creative writing idea, or this guy has real crappy luck lol.
Also, just a side note. When asking advice on women it's prob not the best idea to ask a bunch of dudes via Internet--prob half of which are 40 yr old virgins lol.
Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.
P.S.- why the hell would u want to date someone so young as to have to sneek booze? Does she still play with barbies too? Lol I guess that's why I'll never understand the male mind lol
Also, just a side note. When asking advice on women it's prob not the best idea to ask a bunch of dudes via Internet--prob half of which are 40 yr old virgins lol.
Don't let her know she's out of ur league? Are u kidding me? We love to hear that shit, even if it is just a lie lol.
P.S.- why the hell would u want to date someone so young as to have to sneek booze? Does she still play with barbies too? Lol I guess that's why I'll never understand the male mind lol
OP is 21 and "she" is 20. You are below my league, only nudes will prove otherwise.
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And I'll have you know, my GF is a brain surgeon and ALSO posed for Playboi.
I met her when she was stripping to pay her way through an Ivy League med school.
I met her when she was stripping to pay her way through an Ivy League med school.
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"Age," not "page"-- look about 5 lines down from OP's avatar.
That assumes that OP did not change it or give a fake birthday, as I tell my kids to do on the interwebs. OP has been around for a while, started other threads and posted photos, so I think his stated age is pretty close to actual.
I think your parents should... oh, NVM...
That assumes that OP did not change it or give a fake birthday, as I tell my kids to do on the interwebs. OP has been around for a while, started other threads and posted photos, so I think his stated age is pretty close to actual.
I think your parents should... oh, NVM...
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Will's dad is pretty beefy. Yet I suspect Yummy's dad knows kung fu.
I donated and I support single moms as well.
@bottom.. unless you have long legs like Alee.. then TTT.
Judging by OP's taste in women, booze and life choices.. I'm pretty sure he's not lying.
"Age," not "page"-- look about 5 lines down from OP's avatar.
That assumes that OP did not change it or give a fake birthday, as I tell my kids to do on the interwebs. OP has been around for a while, started other threads and posted photos, so I think his stated age is pretty close to actual.
I think your parents should... oh, NVM...
That assumes that OP did not change it or give a fake birthday, as I tell my kids to do on the interwebs. OP has been around for a while, started other threads and posted photos, so I think his stated age is pretty close to actual.
I think your parents should... oh, NVM...
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Obviously she is real. This thread is booooooooring.
Take a pic with your lovely gf in the park or something, smiling, eating ice cream... simple. Have Majofo in the background.
Take a pic with your lovely gf in the park or something, smiling, eating ice cream... simple. Have Majofo in the background.
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I'm always in the background..
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Thank you Majofo for clearing up the fact that im real. lmfao
Jersey girls? yes. Salad tossers? no.
lmao :gheylaugh:
Jersey girls? yes. Salad tossers? no.
lmao :gheylaugh:
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I see no boobs
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Maker's Mark for the WIN!!!!
PS Remove that ticket picture, or at least really try to hide your private info.
PS Remove that ticket picture, or at least really try to hide your private info.
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So you post a pic of your serving alcohol to an underage citation, under a pic of an underage girl holding a bottle of liquor.
You're a rocket scientist aren't you?
You're a rocket scientist aren't you?