97BlackAckCL

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We've all dated them, I know I've mentioned some of my past experiences. Figured this would be a fun thread. What are some crazy encounters that you've had with past significant others.

I dated a cop's daughter, and she was bipolar. She used to get off on starting arguments. She used to hit me, punch me, slap me, push me, to try and get me to hit her back so that she could sick daddy on me (I've never hit a girl in my life.) Same girl, we got in a fight one time, I left the house and got in my car to leave, she threw herself in front of my car and tried to get me to hit her. She would move side to side on the road as I tried to go around her, then flung herself on my hood, and tried to act like I hit her. One time she tried to stab me, and then threatened to cut her own wrists, and say that I did it. She also had rape fantasies, and wanted me to hold her at knife point and remove her clothes with a knife Even a year after we broke up, she used to drive by my house to see if my car was there.

Last girl that I dated seriously and lived with, used to get drunk and abusive. She would come home drunk at 4 am, and tell me that she hated me, didn't want to live with me, and then pass out. She'd wake up the next morning and act like she never said anything and everything was fine. She also used to get drunk and throw things at my head. She used to get drunk when we first started dating, and drunk dial her ex from the parking lot of whatever bar we were at. My buddy also caught her meeting her ex at a bar the night I was supposed to stay over at a friends house, but acted like she wasn't doing anything wrong. We've been broken up for over a year, and she still calls me at 3-4 in the morning and leaves voicemails of our song playing from start to finish. She also sends me drunk texts in the middle of the night asking why we're not together, and if she can come over (when I am sleeping and she knows I have work the next day). Her sister lives in my neighborhood, and after I kicked her out last year she used to walk her sisters dog all the way down around the other side of the neighborhood to walk by my house and piss off my dogs. She also drives by my house after leaving the bar, to see if my lights are still on, and either calls or texts to see if she can stop by. She also has stopped and banged on my door in the middle of the night.

I know you guys have some fun stories to share, I have more and will try to think of some more.

sixsixfour

wow man. I've had my share but not that extreme.

GIBSON6594

:wtf: at the first girl

wndrlst

Wow, you can pick 'em!


The first guy I ever slept with went to my dad's house after I broke up with him. He reported to my dad that I was no longer a virgin in hopes we'd be forced to get married.

I realize it was TX, but shit...my dad's a gay hippie..not so conservative. He just told the guy he hoped I had a good time and ushered him back out the door.

1StGenCL

Lived with an anorexic/bulimic, alcoholic girl. She got hammered one night and cheated so I moved out and four hours away. She called me 28 to 73 times a day for 32 days and had me investigated for rape, suicide, and attempted homicide on her around 20 times in those 32 days.

I was handcuffed in my condo the first time but luckily the cops were cool and listened to many messages from her saying she would call the cops if I didn't call her. The police said if I didn't have those messages, I would be arrested so I should keep them.

For the record she was 5'9" under 110 pounds and could easily drinks 20 plus beers and her sorority sisters couldnt tell she was drunk. She would do this at least five times a week and got out of numerous DUIs based on looks including one where they towed her car home and carried her up after they saw her drive in the wrong direction down the turnpike and put her car in a ditch. Nicest girl sober tho

Bitches be crazy.

Rounder

aznboi2424

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Wow. Keep them coming guys. Makes me feel a little better about the single life haha

TheChamp531

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Give me the number of the girl who fantasize rape, pleeeasssse.

gr8ness97

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My crazy story: I dated a girl who made everything about her. She and I went on a trip to Miami. My parents are buried there, and I always make it a point to go to see them since no one else does. Only place I can cry freely. She thanks me afterward for taking her there, saying it was a vulnerable moment. Then, 20 minutes later, she asks if she was the first woman to go with me there. I told her no, as my ex (first gf ever) went with me 3 years ago, and was the first. She flipped out! Started talking about how I was a bad guy, talking about my parents, called my mom a hoe and how they had a sorry son. I almost stopped the car in the middle of Alligator Alley and put her out. Except for....

Rain. She has been in an accident in the rain a few months earlier, so she started freaking out. Crying, screaming, etc. I just drove faster, partly out of anger, but mostly because of humor.

She later tried to pin pregnancy on me, then claimed she didn't have the baby. Then moved from Michigan to S. Florida to get married, only to have the marriage annulled months later. She claims it was to get me jealous. Every so often, she will call, saying she misses me, I was the one who got away, etc. She still contacts me randomly. When I talk to her every so often ( for amusement), she will proceed to call me when she thinks I'm getting up, getting off work, etc. I just ignore it and she goes away now.

SharksBreath

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nice thread idea, but too many bad memories that i don't want to resurrect for the sake of this topic.

carry on guys, carry on.

blackack, your stories run parallel with mine. scary!

Anachostic

This is a profile question on OK Cupid. You can have your pick; it's more common than you might imagine and more common than I'm comfortable with.

1StGenCL

Oh, forgot. One girl told me she was preggo, then said she got her period, then 3 weeks later said it was only a day and super light so she thought she still maybe preggo.

Think I posted about it here and posted her pics before :-D

sasha

After I stopped dating a guy, he would call me at least once a week. I never answered any of his calls, thinking that he would eventually give up. This went on for about 6 months. Finally one night, I got tired of it so I picked up the phone and explained to him again that I don't want to date him anymore. Guess what he said afterwards?

He said, "So... do you want to go out tonight?" Talk about being clueless!

jupitersolo

What do you think, look where he lives...

RaviNJCLs

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I dated girls in NYC for about 8 years. I have quite a few.

The girl I went out with before I started dating my wife was a combination of an alcoholic and bipolar. Her parents really messed her up when she was younger. Not sure why we ever really went out. Every time we met up it was an adventure. A couple times we went out and she was trying to start fights with other people at the bar. My buddy was working as a bartender and he threw us out. She didn't even remember anything that happened. That was about the end for me.

97BlackAckCL

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Um, yeah no... oh and she's married now



Cops daughter tried pulling this on me just to get me to call her, she also tried saying I trashed her cousin's car while I was working the door at a bar one night at a bar, even though she knew I would never touch someone's car, or leave the door while I was working.

Let's keep the ignorant comments out of this thread please

jupitersolo

Sorry, but seem to be making fun of those dated in this thread, not actually looking for help.

stogie1020

I dated a girl years ago who had a roommate (I later date the roommate; giggity). GF was a scary drunk, too. She would get mad at me and call me and tell me she was in the tub and was going to slit her wrists. Knowing she was , I pretended to be concerned and asked her to put her roommate on the phone. As soon as roommate was on the line I would ask what kind of knife my GF had with her.

Answer was "a butter knife".

I would just hang up laughing.... The next day she would pretend nothing had happened.

I am pretty sure she slashed two tires on my car after we broke up, but I don't have any proof...

97BlackAckCL

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bitches be crazy

RaviNJCLs

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Unfortunately.....

Crazy Chick + Alcohol + Bed = Damn Good Time.

97BlackAckCL

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Insulting where I live has nothing to do with this thread

Too true...

Flipster23

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I've had my share LOL, but I think this one takes it.


This one was back in HS. Had a class with this girl, didn't know her, I thought she was cute knew she had a boyfriend though, back then when I was in HS sidekicks where popular I pulled mine out she started talking to me and asked me for my AIM because she's always bored in class. Gave her my screen name after school my phone starts ringing its a instant message from her. We instant message all day and night. Next day we started hanging around each other more, She said I was so sweet and the nicest guy ever and better then her boyfriend. Weeks went by texting each other instant message, talking on the phone. Senior ditch day came my parents where gone for a 2 weeks, so I was home alone. She texted me said she was at school and would rather be with me in one of my shirts sleeping. Picked her up from school came back to my house went to sleep, woke up did what we wanted to do. She called her bf and broke up with him over the phone after we had sex. Then we would have sex all the time esp since the rentals weren't home.

About 2 months later things were becoming strange, so everytime I was with another girl around school I would see her peaking around the building, I kissed this one girl that I was trying to get with and she flew around the corner like she had a camera on me.

She did't like that my best friend was a girl (with a huge ass and tits) she thought me and her had something because we would be together alot. She told me she was going to shank every bitch that I was around until me and her started dating. So I ran away, then I would be at the gym working out and guess who I see in the mirror, it was like a horror story. I think I changed my number and stayed clear path from her and she finally went away.



Da females be crazy!

fuzzy02CLS

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I had 2....
Girl in NYC. Dated for 2 months, became serious after 3 months. 4th month I found out she liked to cut herself. She became possessive, calling me all the time, wanted to know my every move, then she called the cops & said she was killing herself. Cops showed up & shot her attacking Shepperd. Took her in for an mental evaluation. Her mom then said she had some mental issue when she was younger & she though she was done with them. I broke it off. She would not leave me alone. I changed my number, & ignored her contact. Shortly after I moved to FL. Things were great till about a year later I got this strange email saying she moved to Orlando & I should come see her. I was in Ft lauderdale(200 miles away). Deleted it & never heard from her again.

Then the other was just plain nuts. She talked to herself, I mean detailed conversations. She got into witchcraft, started this casting spell nonsense on people she hated. I stayed cause the sex was extremely good. I had to end it for fear of my safety. Last I heard she was committed. That was 10 years ago.

Oh yeah edit.....I went out on 1 date with this girl down here. I can't claim it's true, it's only what she told me. Maybe it was true maybe she just wanted to make sure I never called her again. I don't drink, but she did & she was tipsy not drunk. She said she had to confess something if we had sex later that night. I was like oh no...And I was right, she claimed to have a gangbang fetish. She claimed to have 10-15+ men gangbangs all the time. I was WTF? No I didn't do anything. Never saw her again.

myron

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hahahahahaha all fucking winners here.

1killercls

CCColtsicehockey

^^^

97BlackAckCL

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Also forgot to mention, she was a cheerleading captain and catholic school girl, so she liked to role play with uniforms

jupitersolo

Again, as I said, sorry, it was a joke as saying "it must be in the water". It's not like I called it Shitsburg...

oo7spy

Is this a figure of speech or something? Nice stories by the way.

97BlackAckCL

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Doesn't sound like a figure of speech to me

fuzzy02CLS

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The cops broke the door down to her apt & she had a German Shepard that went after the officer & they shot the dog.

oo7spy

I see what you were saying now. I was reading it awkwardly.

RaviNJCLs

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Us....or the wack jobs we dated?

Flipster23

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I looked at his post as he had all winners, no crazy ones.

oo7spy

I thought he meant the girls.

Hapa DC5

He meant the girls or guys if you are chick posting about a psycho ex.

TheChamp531

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Pics and phone number. d0 it

Mr. Maker

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Damn, crazy stories.

HEAVY_RL

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1StGenCL

Posted before but here is the "pregnant" one (bikini)


Alcohol girl