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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 06:53 PM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
This is the coolest thing

)this is cool i got 2 girls fighting over me:
in the left corner : i got the chick who's going to college to be a Nurse(and RNs made good money eventally). her parents sounds like they have Mad cash(she has a 2003 yellow sunfire (i call it the Sunflower ) she's 21.but she's a little chubby(like 5 ft 5 180 lbs(but i like my girls thick).

in the right corner: I got a chick who works at hardware(she's 19). She Said if i go out with her I'd get MAD HOOKUPS at the hardware. (and I love hardware stores). But her selling point is she's 5 ft and 100 lbs. she's 19.

touch gloves and fight clean
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 06:56 PM
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 07:17 PM
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Tear it up Water...

Either way you win...right?
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 07:20 PM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
Originally posted by chris3240929
Tear it up Water...

Either way you win...right?
yep it's either way i win
it's either be with a chick's parents who has fat cash or hook up on tools and stuff
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 07:22 PM
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cheap tools is the best tools...

I love tools...
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 07:24 PM
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wait, so...you like your girls thick you say but this second chick is 5' 100 lbs and that is her selling point??!
well, to each his own, but hey you got two fighting, try 'em both! lol
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 07:33 PM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
Originally posted by NetamiAccord
wait, so...you like your girls thick you say but this second chick is 5' 100 lbs and that is her selling point??!
well, to each his own, but hey you got two fighting, try 'em both! lol
what's the selling point on the skinny girl is CHEAP TOOLS
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 08:47 PM
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I say juice em both for as long as you can then make a decision later only if its needed. Suga Mama's are hard to come by these days especially ones that you can have sex with and actually wanna have sex with. Long live man whores!
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:39 PM
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ur funny man
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 09:56 PM
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just make sure neither fall under the big rebound category.
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 03:43 AM
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This is a hick's dream.

I've seen country music songs written over situations like this.
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 09:04 AM
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uh.... go for the lighter girl
thats what i would do.... dood a BUCK EIGHTY? nuh uh!

i'd rather get hookups at the hardware store than ride in a sunflower.

water.... ur the biggest hick i know
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 09:49 AM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
i know i'm a hick but i love being me. IT'S FRICKEN GREAT
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Old Sep 24, 2003 | 10:35 AM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
Originally posted by YuppieCL
uh.... go for the lighter girl
thats what i would do.... dood a BUCK EIGHTY? nuh uh!

i'd rather get hookups at the hardware store than ride in a sunflower.

water.... ur the biggest hick i know
yeah I got money saying I got a date with the chick with the little hardware chick. cause the one with the "sunflower" had "plans already" to hang out with friends.
but the one at the hardware sends me e-cards(which is cool cause if your day sucks and you open that up it's cool i think). she send me 1 or 2 a day. Plus from the sounds of it if i go out with her. I might be on E-bay selling some new powertools(cause i already got some good stuff now but what i don't need will go on ebay )
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 09:34 AM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
My buddy called me up last night. and anyhow his girlfirend odd. he's like why don't you go out with my g/f's room mate at college.(really i didn't want to cause his girl a fruit loop) but he keep on nagging so i finally said okay. so saturday i got a date with his girl's room mate. I hope it goes well. but i bet it will suck more than a hoover vaccum cleaner.
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 11:05 AM
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Originally posted by Water-S
...cause his girl a fruit loop...it will suck more than a hoover vaccum cleaner.


Water-S is definitely back.
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 02:51 PM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
I talked with this girl tonight she's awesome she autocrosses with Honda Civic. i'll talk with you guys later my bud here
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 02:59 PM
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go for the hotter one
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 04:33 PM
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Originally posted by pimpscls
go for the hotter one
Ehhh...Pimples...

Now you're definitely getting the hang of this...
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by chris3240929
Ehhh...Pimples...

Now you're definitely getting the hang of this...
Pimples, Fruit Loops.....where does it end?
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 05:12 PM
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funny thread.
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by TypeSAddict
Pimples, Fruit Loops.....where does it end?
Hey...Fruit Loops is a good one too...



But, Pimples was chosen because of his nifty user name...

Or maybe it was 'Pimp-sicles'...dun know.
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 05:53 PM
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What happen to your girlfriend
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 06:59 PM
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From: Anna,OH(home of the honda/acura motors)
Originally posted by CCType-S
What happen to your girlfriend
what happened to her I dumped the BIOTCH cause she wanted to like overhaul my personality. (that was Sherri)

Now about Amy(this chick i'm taking out Saturday) She's a teacher major. She autocrosses with a Honda Civic( i didn't catch the year) but she knows Honda motor codes(cause i told her she could throw a Type R motor in that beast) she said she can't cause rules says she gotta keep the block stock(so she knows a think or 2 about cars). But she's pretty good racer i guess she runs within 5 seconds of her dad.

New Honda Civic: 14 grand

Ricer parts : 3 grand

your face after you get your ass handed to you autocrossing by your girl : Priceless

Plus she's got a uncle that owns a body shop so she said if i need a body kit or anything custom painted he'll hook me up
She's in the college's marching band( i was thinking of American Pie chick "This one time at band camp..." ) but i can't be hating to much cause i was in marching band all 4 years in high school. but at my school(i don't know why) all the slamming girls were in marching band. This one girl(she was hotter than a 2 dollar pistol). She came up said you play drums pretty well Derek(cause i played the drums) i said you wanna beat on another head baby? Then she turned around and rolled her eyes. so i said i take that as a No.
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