I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.


heres pics of my GF for you guys cuz i know you'll ask.













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You suck.

 

 

At least you didn't move with your aunt and uncle in bel air.

 

I nominate this thread for "Let Down of the Year."

 

x2

 

I'll second the motion. Though I'm not surprised. When he said small white, petite thang - I pictured a Bichon, but then doubted he could make it cook.

 

are you overweight and thats the reason why you're dating someone like her?

 

8/10

 

Wow...this thread is a bigger letdown than Fruit Stripe gum.

 

Nah dawg, I'm like the sexiest 21 yr old male ever.

 

dude arent you in gville!? hell yes ima get a piece of your gf too

 

Wow...sounds like time for a

But seriously...I don't know what I would do.

 

Gotta give credit where credit's due, I copypasta it from bodybuilding.com. Thought you wouldn't mind the entertainment though :wink:

 

Ha ha...I finally got it...LMAO!!!

 

 

i think the fact it took you that long to get it is funnier than the actual joke.

 

And at first...I was like WTF is there a Foreman grille...?

Maybe he feels like he got burned...?

 

^lmao!!!

 

...I don't know if I would have willingly offered this little nugget of information...

 

Ha ha...well it isn't like I sat there for 6 minutes trying to figure it out.

But when I noticed somebody else posted...

I actually went back and read the responses and understood it was meant to be a joke.

SO it's all good...I thought it was funny.

 

I thought this was gonna be goooooood....

 

i hate fruit stripe gum and i love the foreman grill.

this thread had potential. damnit.

 

So did your dad share his meat with you? Does he like it rare? medium rare??

 

^rofl!!!

 

 

 

IM BRINGIN ROFL BACK... WHAT! thos mutha truckas dont know how to act... WHAT ===== TAKE IT TO THA BRIDGE!

 

^LMFAO Roger...

 

I'd chop dads dick off and beat her with it...

That was a good one tho. My jaw dropped when i read the title lol.

 

Good one

 

 

haha you asshole

 

"I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me."


What a bummer though, this would have been so intense! But i'd really feel bad for you! haha wow.

 

at that cat!!! OMG I can't stop laughing every time I see that.

 

I love it too.

 

I stay out of this sub forum, but when I saw the title I couldn't help my self.


Well played sir, well played

 

Goddammit! OP had me going from when I left work until I got home.

GF----GF grille...I was like FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu-

 

He likes it between 2 hot buns.

 

JERRY!!, JERRY!!!, JE....

ummm nevermind.