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07-12-2005, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by agui
What no boob shots yet?
07-12-2005, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
Blah.. it take more to impress me than a guy just telling me how big his tool is. Sure I wouldn't want to deal with a short short guy or a crooked one(personal preference on that one), but I'm looking for more than just that these days.
07-12-2005, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by cob3683
I'm not reading the thread but I just wanted to say that I 
boobs
boobs
but not man-boobs 
07-12-2005, 01:15 PM
#131
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Originally Posted by cob3683
Especially man boobs
07-12-2005, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
aka SCHMEEBS
07-12-2005, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by cob3683
I'm not reading the thread but I just wanted to say that I boobs
boobs
I 
07-12-2005, 02:57 PM
#137
Originally Posted by youngTL
That reminds me of the celebrity jeopardy skit where 'Sean Connery' writes his answer as "inDooRs" but then the wager appears and it says I (heart) BooBs instead.
07-12-2005, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by CJams
I love that SNL skit! It's my favorite! I like the one where Sean Connery says, " I'll take Whore Seman for $200 Trabek!" (WIll Farrel) Trabek says what are you talking about Mr. Connery? Sean walks over to the board and points out, "hor" like your mother Trabek, "Seman"! Trabek Says, "That's Horesman!"
Or, "I'll take The Rapist" for $500 Alex!"
"You mean, Therapist?"
07-12-2005, 04:10 PM
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If the boobs are big they have to be full figured and fake or young.
I've only felt one set of double d's that were real and full figured, they were on a 18 year old. After 25 the large ones start to look like baseballs in a sock. So I would say in general a B to C cup is a good life long size.................
I've asked every girl I've dated her cup size ( as I might buy her something kinky)
having had sex first. Not a before sex question unless she's in her bra and panties......ect...ect....
I've only felt one set of double d's that were real and full figured, they were on a 18 year old. After 25 the large ones start to look like baseballs in a sock. So I would say in general a B to C cup is a good life long size.................
I've asked every girl I've dated her cup size ( as I might buy her something kinky)
having had sex first. Not a before sex question unless she's in her bra and panties......ect...ect....
07-13-2005, 03:00 AM
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so u've taken straight dicks, crooked dicks, been to the hospital cause of one, fingered ur butt while u did it, had one night stands, and that comment offended you ??
07-13-2005, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Intox1221
so u've taken straight dicks, crooked dicks, been to the hospital cause of one, fingered ur butt while u did it, had one night stands, and that comment offended you ??
yes! except the fingering the butt part, that never happened to me. My asshole is off limits!
07-13-2005, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
yes! except the fingering the butt part, that never happened to me. My asshole is off limits!
07-13-2005, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by CJams
Well it's not officially off limits unless you have a "Stop" sign or a "One Way" sign tattoo'd on it! Besides, if he is smooth about it you would never know he even did it. You would just think that that orgasm felt incredible because he was squeezing your ass. And little did you know that he was in up to his second knuckle.
07-13-2005, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
I should just refer to you as the assmaster now
07-13-2005, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
Just state the rule that if they want to try it on you, you get to try it on them first!
07-13-2005, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
I dunno if CJ heard about my rule about that..
07-13-2005, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I don't think he knows either about your secret weapon in your "toolkit". Gag gifts can sure be useful eh?
Well I have a "one way" sign tattoo'd on one cheek and a "stop" sign on the other so it's officially off limits!
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