My grand mother found a great way to get rid of them. She actually invited them in one day and gave them tea/coffee, snacks etc. She kept them there for like an hour or more. All the while listening to everything they had to say. When they finally asked for a donation or if she would like to join, she said...."what are you, NUTS!" None of them ever came back.

 

Sounds like a serious problem. I'm pretty sure you can find a couple guys on here willing to help out.

 

Fixed

 

Thanks....If that doesn't scare her off, then she's a lifer.

 

You guys KNOW that I love me some coathangers... HOW can you call me a "lifer"?!?!

I'm just kidding, guys. It takes WAY the fuck more to scare me, so don't worry.

 

Just wait.....im sure there are some comments on the way

 

I wasn't talking about abortions that time.

I meant that if his comments about 100 strange guys on a car forum wanting to help you with your getting laid problem didn't scare you then you will be on Azine for a while.

 

what's your name girl? what's your sign?

 

Seriously....she has a hundred or so guys here and you use "What's your sign?"

 

"Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind"

 

and ask you what your interests are, who you be wit?

 

How many times have we heard this before,,,,,,,,,and how many women that say that are still here.....

:crickets:

 

That's exactly why I put "lifer" in quotation marks... haha.

And speaking of contraception, the hard edge of a card of birth control pills with a sheet of Armor All wrapped around it is sweet for getting into the edges, like around my airbag on the dash and around the leather on the door panels. Rain in the DC area means that nobody can drive and everything moves at a snail's pace, so now my entire dashboard, shifter console, armrest, door panels and passenger seat are blingin'. And that's just the Integra that I don't even like.

 

So here we are in an abortion thread, hitting on a new female member, hmm...

And then of course we're singing a Biggie song in which he says "I see some ladies tonight that should be havin my baby"

B18Ch1ck, you should watch out if you know what's good for you. Might really be needin that coat hanger

 

I'll hit the dry cleaner first thing in the morning.

 

that's what I like to here

 

99% I'm pro life, but that 1% special scenario makes me pro choice. It should be in the decision of those involved, not the state.