Yup. that says it. right after we came home today my girlfriend and I headed back to her house (i park in a lot near by) and her mother wasn't supposed to be home until 630.. and it was 6 when we were going at it and all the sudden we hear her dog scratch on her door and them, wham, her mom pops in, screams, stares for about 10 seconds, then leaves.
We quickly got dressed and i was on my way down to say how embarassed and sorry I was but I couldn't even find her. Share your experiences please and what happened after.

 

first some questions how are you and her, how do her parents feel about you two being together, and how long ago did this happen.

 

the two of us are very close. the two of us been together since my junior year in highschool and her parents love me. this happened today.

 

<---never been walked in on & been with wife for 5+ years (married 1.5)

 

I walked in on my parents once. I had been talking on the phone in their room earlier in the day and left my car keys in there. At about 10 PM, after they had "gone to sleep," I was about to head out for the night, when I realized that I left my keys in there. I figured I would go in , tiptoe around their bed, and retrieve my keys.

Sadly, it was only after I was about 5 steps into their room that I realized they were fucking. I couldn't see much. Just my Dad's ass. And it was in the air.

 

just one time in college, my gf and i were on her couch in her apt, and her roomate came into the living room to retreive her phone. we were totally covered by a blanket, so i just stopped for a minute, then continued as soon as the roomate left.

 

Did you they end up knowing that you were in the room as well? What happened afterwards?


<-- Never been walked in before. I'm like that

 

fixed

 

Yes, I have ok? I milked a cat once....

 

alright...enough fun with Quotes

 

 

Slow night.......Alright I'm going to watch some DVDs. See you later Rev!

 

Holla, dude....I'm off to bed, myself.

 

When I was in grade school I called a sex line 900 number (recorded sex chat) and fell asleep....My parents questioned me with the $1000 bill.....

 

I could just picture your mom grilling your dad over that and him trying to blame a kid.

 

My parents came home early once. We heard the garage door open. They obviously knew we were fucking because all of the lights were off in the house and my girl's car was out front. My parents sat in the garage for a good 5 minutes to give us time to get dressed. Too funny.

 

Reminds me of a time five/six years ago when I was getting head in my ex's house. We were probably five minutes into it when her mom unexpectedly walked in the house talking on the phone. I had no choice but to quickly remove my wood from my ex's mouth and she also realized our situation and walked out calmly fixing her hair to greet her mom.

"Oh, Jeff came over just now too"

Fortunately Asian's take their shoes off when they enter the house which gave me just enough time to tuck my wood and zip my pants to look normal as possible while walking out to greet the mom.

 

That's great. They would have been really nice if they gave you 10 minutes to finish and then get dressed.

 

You still live with your parents?

 

I haven't been walked in on but i have been spied upon by some friends. Some of my boys and I were supposed to go to a movie at 8:30 or so and my girl came over at 6 for some jolly good funtime. As we were doing it i kept feeling a light wind on my butt but thought that it was the A/C, it turned out to be two of my friends prying the window open and getting a free show.

I also was in Korea and was drunk as hell with some other dudes when we paid this old lady $5 each to see a sex show. It turned out that the show consisted of an army seargent that we knew getting it on with a woman and the lady had drilled holes in the back wall of the bedroom so people could look in on the action. It was funny as hell because he was making these funny fcuk faces and telling the lady how he was going to give it to her and she was making noises but the look on her face was like "what type of noodles should i eat tonight"

 

best advice: apoligize and tell her it sounded like a good idea at the time. you now realize its not.

 

I don't know if this fully qualifies but one of my friends was having one of those usual wild high school parties in his house when his parents left town, well I saw a hot chick blah blah took her upstairs blah blah, as soon as we're getting started one the guy who was throwing the party busted open the door on me and told us his grandma made a surprise visit on us, so i quickly put on my boxers and roll outta the upstairs window and onto (thankfully) a bush and sprint about one block to my car shirtless in my boxers with my jeans over my shoulders, then hauled ass, I never had the guts to go get my shoes, shirt and socks back.

 

Mom hot? That's always an awsome fantasy. Bang the mom then teabag the girl

 

me and the wifey (back in teh dating days) were going at it in her room at her rents while they were away for the weekend. We locked (or thought we locked) the door as the cleaners came in and began to work on the house. Next thing I know we are going at it and one of the cleaning ladies walks in the door and then just looks at us frozen, so we freeze and just stare at her, and then she gives us a big grin and walks out. We look at each other, finish up, and take her Jeep to the park and do it again...never walked in on by rents though...thats' just weird. Although we did it on her dad's favorite chair while he was upstairs sleeping...AWESOME!!!!

 

few weeks ago i was banging this girl in my car, we went to the same spot we went to a couple nights before. well on this night a couple that lived down the street decided to to take a nice night stroll, well as i doing he rin the back seat i looked up to see them looking right at us. they could barely see anything bc the windows were steamed up but they slowly went on their way back to their house which was just down the street. i didn't care we just kept going at it.

i have been walked in on my ex a while back by her sister and finance, thank god they liked me or he would have killed me.

my last steady GF, her mom was cool as could be. she was 19 when i was 17 and her mom knew we were banging up in her room plus she told everything to her mom. all she said was don't get pregnant.

it's a plus when the parents like you.

 

lol, no I was about 20 at the time.

 

When my dad was walking home as a kid he saw someone he thought was "passed out" in their car. He ran home and his neighbors were having dinner with his parents, his neighbor was a doctor. He told him he thought someone was dead in a car and they all went running to the car to find 2 kids going at it.

And no thank god.

Mike

 

Only once with parents, not mine. Ex-gf's mom came home early and didn't even knock. Rather awkward.

 

Plenty of times by my friends, but that doesn't even count because who cares?


And never by my parents/siblings.

 

I've never been walked in on, but this thread reminds me of an ex co-worker. She was at a beach party one evening. Her and a guy decided to walk down the beach and get away from the party. They ended up near the dunes. She was giving him a knobber. While doing so the rest of the party people walked up behind her. She never noticed them until they where all around and close. I guess she was concentrating on the job at hand.........

She was soooooooo embarrassed.

 

Oh, and I've had a cop stop and spotlight my car while me and my ex were doing the deed. He just laughed it off though and told us we couldn't be parked there.



And my friend has been caught by the cops 7 times

 

good gag gift for that one would be a box of kleenex

how akward............someone should have had a camera and came behind and said surprise!!!!!!! how funny that owuld have been

 

I was doing one time when i was a security officer at a hospital and i worked night shift 7 to 6am, one nurse and I did it on the roof numerous times but one time we were doing it kinda near the edge and you can overlook the parking garage and on the top floor a cop saw us and shines his bright ass beam that is on the a pillar on us. man did she ever get scared. we learned never to get that close to the edge.

btw night nurses are the horniest of all, they are up all night and can't get get it on like normal people after clubbin but they all did it on the job.....i remember one time doing my rounds i walked in on a doctor doing it to a nurse on L/D (labor and delivery) in the wing that was shut down for repairs...........i kept walking but next time i saw him it was very akward.

 

One of the weirdest feelings has to be when your child walks in on you.. my son thought I was doing something bad to mommy..

 

We walked down to the end of my grandfathers street in brockton to see the fireworks after the demo durby tonight. I look across the street at a van and turn to my grandfather and tell him I think that guy right accross the street is getting head. He looks and laughs and says "I think your right." Mind you I am with my grandparents, aunt, father, brother and sister.

Oh, we looked out our hotel window once to see a naked man jacking off in the hot tub, dad called security since he was spotted by my sister, 10 at the time.

Mike

 

Actually, I've had a few close calls in my life, but no walk-ins.

First close-call ... ex and I were going at it in her parent's family room by the garage. Parents went out for dinner. Of course, her mom wasn't feeling well and they both came home early. Garage door opens unexpectedly and we grab our clothes and run upstairs quickly. We throw our clothes on and try and not look too sweaty when we greeted her parents. The room smelled of sex (maybe I was overly sensitive to looking for it) but I'm pretty sure they knew what we were up to.

Latest close call: I almost got caught my soon-to-be father-in-law ... good thing the stairs to his house are creaky ... he's usually a light walker (tall but thin guy) but it's next to impossible without making a sound on those stairs.

He walked upstairs to ask my wife (ie his daughter) where her keys were. The car needed to be moved so that their car could get out of the driveway...

 

 

was gonna ask the same thing

 

Bad choice of words ... my bad. My soon-to-be-father-in-law (at the time)... this was before my wife and I were married ...

Does that make sense now?

 

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