HAHAHA reminds mme of this.
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...1&page=1&pp=25
I just had to click that link for old times sake. LOL!

 

When I was a teen, my mom came home early one day from work and caught me in mid-stroke with my then GF. We hurriedly got dressed and quickly left. There was to be no peace in my house and the GF was banned for life! I talked the GF into going alone to apologize and blame me.

Fast forward a few years...gf became wife and is loved by all. Fast forward lots of years....Mom gets old and sick, wife suggest she move in with us. They became the best of friends over the years. Yes, this is a true story so there may be hope and a happy ending.

Good luck, hope it works out.

 

this thread is funny

ill contribute

about a month ago my friend had a party at his house and this girl and i went at it in his parent's bedrooom. my friend then walks in on us and stars in shock that we were on his parents bed. i havent been back since

 

I was getting some head in my car on a street out in the hamptons. The windows were completely steamed up and I saw some old woman looking at us across the street while walking her dog we just quickly finished up and left.

 

LMAO @ this thread.

This story is so cookie cutter and cliche, but true. The night before graduation in high school, FINALLY got my parents Explorer and got to go on a "date" with my first love (we had been dating and had just petted before this night)...we drove in what we thought was a secluded spot under a bridge, put the back seat down, and started going at it. A few minutes in, we saw super bright lights that could only belong to a police car. We jumped back in the front seats, and I rolled down the completley steamed windows. LOL...the guy was cool and just told us to move the car.

We drove to another spot, and I proceeded to get my first experience of the poontang. Damn, that was teh greatest feeling I've ever felt. Sure, we didn't have protection, but so what. Living on the wild side......(ALWAYS wrap it up).....

 

steamed up from head? interesting....

 

i've got way way way too many of these stories to count...

lets see, when i was in hawaii...well you all saw those pics..

my ex gf's mom caught us doing it on the couch..she was drunk and ended up flashing me/us at the same time..that was pretty crazy..

in the car by cops...in highschool (after school) on the stairs (caught by school security) lol

but recently friends have just walked in on me, and i just kept going at it..i dun give a fuck anymore lol

 

Details please, details.

 

lol ok...

well we were in the living room watching tv when she decided to put her hands down my pants..at that point i took hers off and we just started going at it...

after i bit i heard the door open and i was like ohh shit..so we grabbed a blanket and put it over us, but we were still naked underneath. so her mom comes in and starts talkign about the party they were going to and how she kept falling out of her dress...and she went to show us and she fell out again LOL
her dad came in was like WTF, grabbed her mom and they went upstairs, we looked at each other and went back at it

 

lol...these stories are fantastic! I can't imagine being caught my my parents. They are very ... not uptight but... they are uptight when it comes to certain things. Sex being one of them. If I would have gotten caught, that would have been my ass for sure. Can't believe she "fell out" right in front of you...and you guys kept going at it lol...good stuff.

 

The question is did you think of the mom as you were about to finish

 

fixed

 

 

I will most likely have to explain to my son one day why I had my head between mommy's legs... how do I explain THAT?

 

Lol...I wonder this as well. My gf has a 3 year old girl and she has walked in on us when she was under two. Now the door gets shut and she can't quite open it yet, so we have time to gather ourselves. She did think I was "hurting" mommy though...lmao.....

Come to think of it, I was hurting her, but in a good way

 

"Ummmmmm son, I was looking for BustedJack's e-reputation."

 

Man, did I miss the OP's update about what happened? What did the mom say? What happened to the gf?

 

You make a good point. It could have been the A/C and extreme humidity or something. But I could barely notice her barely notice me. I was mad nervous since I was pretty...inexperienced and didn't want to get busted or anything.

 

Sure you didn't want to bust...

 

"She couldn't see what it was, but had an itch she wanted scratched..."

or more appropriately, ....

 

not actually caught but I was in my room with my GF goin at it, my parents were upstairs at the time. We finish up and walk upstairs to leave, my step mom asks what we were doing and I tell her we were playing poker(all I could think of at the time) and my Dad goes "I bet you were poking her" I just laughed it off, this will be one of those funny stories you tell your parents when your older. little does he know I was actually poking her

 

Don't forget, dad was once your age. He wasn't joking.