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Old 11-10-2019 | 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I’m getting email ads for Hyundai decals. I blame you.

but the car looks amazing, h!
Some guy ask you if you drove a Kia/Hyundai too?


Welcome to the club!
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Old 11-10-2019 | 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Stapler
Everything up there looks like some sort of dr suess fever dream.
In door diy car wash with little windows to wave friendly like to your neighbors? What even is that.
Yeah, there are a few of these around where you stick a $1 coin for a 60-second countdown (counting down fast enough to be really 30ish seconds) per option you select...




The see-through is...not sure. Maybe it was put in out of consideration for that one dream day when the customer next to you is in some bathing suit and has a resemblance to Jessica Alba and is washing her car and you get to I dunno, look?
Old 11-10-2019 | 02:37 AM
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Dropping to a balmy 5 tomorrow. Yes. 5.

And that's not even COLD yet.


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Some guy ask you if you drove a Kia/Hyundai too?


Welcome to the club!


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Yeah, there are a few of these around where you stick a $1 coin for a 60-second countdown (counting down fast enough to be really 30ish seconds) per option you select...




The see-through is...not sure. Maybe it was put in out of consideration for that one dream day when the customer next to you is in some bathing suit and has a resemblance to Jessica Alba and is washing her car and you get to I dunno, look?
Cool.
Old 11-10-2019 | 07:08 PM
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fuckin hot, Henry...not literally but you know
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Old 11-10-2019 | 11:24 PM
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fuckin hot, Henry...not literally but you know


Yeah, with the temp. difference between today and home for you, I think we can make hot soup.
Old 11-10-2019 | 11:51 PM
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Your name is Henry?
Old 11-11-2019 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Your name is Henry?
No. It's Ho Lee Fuk.
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Old 11-11-2019 | 07:06 AM
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No. It's Ho Lee Fuk.
I thought it was Wee Lin Kurb.
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Old 11-11-2019 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
I thought it was Wee Lin Kurb.
Yes, on that day, I went by Sum Ting Wong.
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Old 11-11-2019 | 08:02 PM
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Meet His nane is Henry?





Ho mo fuk
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When Mystery Meat repeats your joke, it's not funny anymore.
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Old 11-11-2019 | 08:35 PM
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It wasn't meant to be funny. Curdt uh tex
Old 11-11-2019 | 08:37 PM
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Shood eye start spel-ing like this? Yoo no, rong!
Old 11-11-2019 | 08:41 PM
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Old 11-11-2019 | 08:43 PM
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Kidding aside about the snowmageddon here is more the peeps who do NOT have snow tires and parking lots that were not cleared yet. Not exactly easy to spot any curbs or dividers are.
Old 11-11-2019 | 08:56 PM
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And yet J was using snow tires in Florida....
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And yet J was using snow tires in Florida....
Did you miss the place where he explained why he was doing that?
Old 11-11-2019 | 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Did you miss the place where he explained why he was doing that?
It doesn't matter. He did it, that's all thst counts!

I'm glad he can hold that title!
Old 11-12-2019 | 06:12 AM
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Let me tell you those things had good tread but they sucked ass in the rain and were soooo sloppy for cornering
and traction. Then I realized that tire compound matters!

Yumcha...serious shit...they should have a change program where you can get into a JL Wrangler on 37's during the
winter months like @ebelp Then you could point the car wherever you want in the snow and just GO.
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Old 11-12-2019 | 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Let me tell you those things had good tread but they sucked ass in the rain and were soooo sloppy for cornering
and traction. Then I realized that tire compound matters!

Yumcha...serious shit...they should have a change program where you can get into a JL Wrangler on 37's during the
winter months like @ebelp Then you could point the car wherever you want in the snow and just GO.
If I take this as fact, and judging from anecdotal evidence around here, where the jeep owners point the car then during the first snow is the ditch.
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Old 11-12-2019 | 06:30 AM
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@svtmike ur mean.


in a ditch is fine! lock up the rear diff and climb right out!
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@svtmike ur mean.


in a ditch is fine! lock up the rear diff and climb right out!
No! I am off-the-charts nice guy!

Just reporting what I see.
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Old 11-12-2019 | 06:38 AM
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Your Krampus avatar says differently
Old 11-12-2019 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

Yumcha...serious shit...they should have a change program where you can get into a JL Wrangler on 37's during the
winter months like @ebelp Then you could point the car wherever you want in the snow and just GO.
That's the issue up here -- where winter tires are not mandatory (by law). The issue is not GOING...it's stopping and snow tires do help you stop. On Sunday evening, as I was trying to get home, I sat at this one intersection for 5 light changes because the 3 cars (2 on my left and 1 ahead of me) had ZERO traction. They just spun and spun and spun. And so, those of us with proper footwear got out and tried to push but it was not happening. Thank goodness these guys did not slide across the intersection and cause a major car wreck. That being said though, over the 2 days of the snowfall, about close to 400 accidents were reported with 2 dozen hit and runs.

Otherwise, I LOVE extreme winter driving TBH. With a good set of winter wheels and a good car, just taking in the experience of seeing your car power through the elements and what nature has to throw is quite enjoyable. It's just the people around you that makes it nerve-wracking.
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^ they didnt hit the curb tho too soon?
Old 11-12-2019 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
^ they didnt hit the curb tho too soon?
It's always too soon, you nimrod.




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I recall driving in a manual rental car in Switz one winter...they hadn't
put the anti freeze additive into the tranny and the thing was stuck in
one gear when we came out after dinner in negative 16 degrees...I was in
there with my uncle's brother just working that knob to warm it up until
it broke free and he was able to drive it home. We laughed hard at that
story.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I was in
there with my uncle's brother just working that knob to warm it up
You just had to put that in my thread, dinjoo?!?
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Wow, Yummy cheeks had a license after all. Who knew?
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Old 11-12-2019 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by nbennettksu
Wow, Yummy cheeks had a license after all. Who knew?
Whoa. Long time. Dude...where've you been?!?
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Whoa. Long time. Dude...where've you been?!?
hehe hi buddy. You know, terrorizing BMW forums and shit

Beautiful car.
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Old 11-12-2019 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by nbennettksu
hehe hi buddy. You know, terrorizing BMW forums and shit

Beautiful car.
Well, stay awhile dude. This is really [Non-Acura]Zine these days anyways.
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No Acuras allowed
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what's a Acura?
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an* Acura you lame
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an* Acura you lame
dafuq are you ladiboi?
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dafuq are you ladiboi?
Business in the front
Packages in the rear
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Old 11-13-2019 | 12:23 AM
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Business in the front
Packages in the rear
Isn't that Joe?
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Yumcha,
I did.
He's nice...took less than 10 minutes.


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