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Old 12-14-2006 | 11:05 AM
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Is Your Car Gay?

This is should make for an interesting discussion.

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadge...gay-221551.php

Gay car votes
1. Peugeot 207
2. BMW 3 Series Coupe
3. Jaguar XK
4. Honda Civic Hatch
5. Alfa Romeo 159

Straight car votes
1. Audi RS4
2. Toyota Fortuner
3. Dodge Caliber
4. VW Jetta
5. Lexus IS250
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:11 AM
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What a useless poll. I vote for Gizmodo being gay.
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:13 AM
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VW Jetta is notorious for the gay label. This poll is a fraud.
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:14 AM
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I think my 1997 CL is a very mild mannered and obedient female. I also think she is straight because my wife and her seem to be oblivious to each other.

As far as the list goes, I think Miata's are gay and should be high on the list. My
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:19 AM
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foreals.. VW Jetta is the gayest car of all time.
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:27 AM
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Why isn't saab on this list?
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Tire
This is should make for an interesting discussion.

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadge...gay-221551.php


Straight car votes
1. Audi RS4
2. Toyota Fortuner
3. Dodge Caliber
4. VW Jetta
5. Lexus IS250


WHAAAATT!!!
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:55 AM
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My car is British, so yes.
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Papa_Sean
WHAAAATT!!!
Homowned...
Old 12-14-2006 | 11:57 AM
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jetta is straight?

but then again, i really shouldn't say anything. i remember the feeling i had when, the day after i got my tsx, someone says "that's a chick's car."

went from an emotional high to blah...then right back to an emotional high.
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:05 PM
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On the same page is the Sexiest rear-end votes:
1. Alfa Brera
2. BMW Z4 Coupe
3. Opel Astra GTC
4. Renault Clio
5. Nissan Tiida





Old 12-14-2006 | 12:13 PM
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The Jetta is pretty gay, but I think the VW Cabrio is the ultimate gay cruiser :gheyhug:
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:17 PM
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What the hell is a Toyota Fortuner?
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:18 PM
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i guess the VW Jetta is well-known for this. either gay or metrosexual owners(i'm referring to the male owners).
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:19 PM
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What the hell is a Toyota Fortuner?
I think its built in the same chasis as the Lexus Fagstar
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I think its built in the same chasis as the Lexus Fagstar

Old 12-14-2006 | 12:23 PM
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Old 12-14-2006 | 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I think its built in the same chasis as the Lexus Fagstar
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Homowned...

Dude the Dodge Caliber is the gayest thing on four wheels
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:24 PM
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lmao what a jacked up pole

you know all the jetta owners united to have their cars pur on the "straight" list!!!!
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:26 PM
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That's the dumbest poll I've ever seen, a BMW 3 series gay???
Old 12-14-2006 | 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by treyster
That's the dumbest poll I've ever seen, a BMW 3 series gay???

LOL, he created this list with a blindfold
Old 12-14-2006 | 01:16 PM
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this is the dumbest thread. ok, not the dumbest thread but rather the dumbest poll.
Old 12-14-2006 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I think its built in the same chasis as the Lexus Fagstar






Old 12-14-2006 | 01:50 PM
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I dont think the Jetta is actually considered gay in europe. They smart.
Old 12-14-2006 | 01:53 PM
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um, i think the PT Cruiser is right behind the Miata. teh gheyness!!!

also, this gets my vote for funniest thread title evar!
Old 12-14-2006 | 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I dont think the Jetta is actually considered gay in europe. They smart.
Audi A4s are gay as well.
Old 12-14-2006 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mantis23
VW Jetta is notorious for the gay label. This poll is a fraud.
Old 12-14-2006 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by FiftyFive
Audi A4s are gay as well.


your mom.
Old 12-14-2006 | 01:59 PM
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ok...i think I found a more appropriate list from here:

http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayprodu...tp/gaycars.htm

1) Best Car for the Gay Professional
2006 BMW 5 Series Sedan

2) Best Car for the New Gay Family
2006 Saab 9-5 Wagon

3) Best Dragwagon
2006 Kia Sorento

4) Most Likely Down Low Cruiser
2006 Chevrolet Impala

5) Best Twinkmobile
2006 Mini Cooper

6) Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man
2006 Honda Element

7) Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man (Urban)
2006 Chrysler 300C

8) Best Retail Queen Carriage
2006 Pontiac G6

9) Best Lesbian Moving Van
2006 Subaru Outback

10) Queerest Car
2006 Ford Focus
Old 12-14-2006 | 02:09 PM
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worst thread evar!
Old 12-14-2006 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S
worst thread evar!
Actually, this is sort of a rehash of a thread topic I posted a LONG time ago. LINK

Most of the cars on Black Tire's list do not surprise me (exc. maybe the 300C). IMHO, the New Beetle ranks number one in this category (at least until the Eos establishes itself as the second coming of the VW Cabrio) with the Mini Cooper as number 1 1/2 on that list. :shakehead

While I would not want my car purchase to be associated with said lifestyle, I definitely would not run out and get a GTO or Ford Excursion just because of the implication (or lack thereof).
Old 12-14-2006 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by JediMindTricks
jetta is straight?.
Yes this one is http://www.vwfixx.com/forums/index.p...0&#entry658234

For me any car is Stright. If u know how to work it out..


Cabro not this one.... http://www.hofele.com/2006/formula/d...ti_look_02.jpg
Old 12-14-2006 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by FiftyFive
Audi A4s are gay as well.

Wtf is wrong with u bro??

Fuk with the RS4

Hell i even drive a A4 Wagon like this one.. http://www.lltek.com/images/riegerte...nt_sk_Z_01.jpg

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Old 12-14-2006 | 02:25 PM
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That subaru tribeca just screams butch dyke to me.
Old 12-14-2006 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Papa_Sean
WHAAAATT!!!

I totally agree those cars are SOOO ugly.
Old 12-14-2006 | 02:43 PM
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UMM, Audi TT anyone? Easily the :ghey:est car ever. It's just a VW Beetle with a turbo.
Old 12-14-2006 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AcuracltypeS03
Wtf is wrong with u bro??

Fuk with the RS4

Hell i even drive a A4 Wagon like this one.. http://www.lltek.com/images/riegerte...nt_sk_Z_01.jpg
Ok, your gay too

Oh and i think i will fuck with an RS4 , cool guy

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Ok lol.. Hater
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