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Old 07-26-2017, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Dude.. recoup money until your turbo goes.. or it spits a rod out.
His turbski is fine cuh - I have 2 x K03s howl like a bitch in heat yet they coo.

The only rod that's spitting is his own, or yours (on his back)
Old 07-26-2017, 10:29 AM
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you guys are gross.




and i love it.
Old 07-26-2017, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
J.. you should do a throttle body mod on the V.. see if that's part of the reason you don't like V.
Originally Posted by rockstar143
I honestly should...
it does make the car feel like a boat to have to press the gas so hard.
Originally Posted by Majofo
It does fa sho.. I like it cuz I like to be in low and slow mode half the time.. it's either crawlin' or bawlin'
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said this guy how many months ago???
He should do the throttle body, sway bars, and poly bushings. You all should honestly. I believe those are the 3 mods anyone that buys a V should do. Back on the TSX those mods were high flow cat and rear sway bar made the biggest changes for your money.

So sell the Audi and do mods

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I never use spit
Old 07-26-2017, 11:24 AM
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Dammit...
stop spending my money!
Old 07-26-2017, 11:26 AM
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A throttle body can be had for $100ish..
Old 07-26-2017, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Dammit...
stop spending my money!
I am really good at helping people do that. Just trying to help you enjoy the car to its fullest.
Originally Posted by Majofo
A throttle body can be had for $100ish..
It can but honestly I think you want to find a ported 90mm. Doesn't have to be Mamo ported but that doesn't hurt. They are around $300-350 used.
Old 07-26-2017, 12:15 PM
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J has power tools.. he can port it himself!
Altho.. he wishes he could port himself
Old 07-26-2017, 12:21 PM
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Already ported though?
I also kinda wanted that one that everyone wants that's super awesome...maybe not the MAMO one but the one that's an upgrade.
Don't recall which.
Old 07-26-2017, 12:32 PM
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Pfffttt brand whore.. follower.. already bonefide Audi owner. :shame:
Old 07-26-2017, 12:41 PM
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you have me pegged wrong, man.
give me a fair shot.
I really bend over backward to help you understand.
and all you do is insert your opinion.

Just sayin.

I'm not a name brand whore but I want the bigger TB and I don't know how to port!
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oh jeez J.. I'm just ribbin' ya
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Old 07-26-2017, 01:11 PM
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Porting is just like tossing a salad.. eat out the rim
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The other throttle body option is the Nick Williams 102mm. From what I have read online there doesn't seem to be any gains from it till after 700hp. Plus there is the fact that throttle body is $650+ and you can get a brand new 90mm that has better throttle response for $400 from Tony Mamo or find a used Mamo on the forum usually for around $350.

My tuner was trying to push me to do the 102mm but to run that you also need to get the snout ported. Another issue is you can't run the 102mm with stock supercharger pulley as they will touch. So again you will have to spend more money.
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and I never peg wrong.. altho.. I'll go easy on the taint.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
you have me pegged wrong, man.
give me a fair shot.
I really bend over backward to help you understand.
and all you do is insert your opinion.

Just sayin.

I'm not a name brand whore but I want the bigger TB and I don't know how to port!

wait a minute... awww.. you cuck!
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Old 07-26-2017, 01:19 PM
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This is more on cuck topic than car topic anymore
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I was going to make the joke about porting your own intake with sand, but then it got better because it came from a Cuck Forum to begin with!

https://www.audiforums.com/forum/off...67/#post678702

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
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It was never about a car.. it's always been about the lifestyle.
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I love how he's like.. hooked up with my HondaBroTuner
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That pretty much sums up Audi owners and Honda tuners in one post.
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LMAO, dude...
I was so happy to see you caught my hidden quips.
BUT... for taking it seriously and being nice to me.
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J.. I've decided.. def going ported LS7 TB.
I'll be in the hunt.. We can get one for about 150 straight up.
Will look for a cheap ported one or just do it myself.

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btw.. 102 do have power gain but only past 6k rpm.. about 5 whp.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
J.. I've decided.. def going ported LS7 TB.
I'll be in the hunt.. We can get one for about 150 straight up.
Will look for a cheap ported one or just do it myself.

I need to post a picture of the self ported TB from the previous owner of my car So bad
Originally Posted by Majofo
btw.. 102 do have power gain but only past 6k rpm.. about 5 whp.
Ok they have gains but not gains that make me think it is worth paying $600+ for and $250-300 more than the 90mm LS7. Your not going for power with this as much as driving feel.
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For $100-150 I'd be all in and all over it...
Lemme know if you find 2 bro...
I trusted you blindly for wheels and it worked out great.
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Well.. if you just want the throttle response.. an LS7 non-ported TB should still do the trick.
You can get it on prime for about 150.
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Shit.. apparently it goes down in price to 113ish.. might wait a bit.
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I've actually read some guys say that porting and polishing the LS7 TB didn't do shit in terms of gains.
Shit.. I'm in J. I mean.. when you port it, you're just matching and maximizing the flow and evening out any irregularities to make it extra laminar.
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ha.. someone local is selling a "like" new GM LS7 TB for 100.
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Hmmm...that sounds tempting...
are you going to use a dremel or just aggressively sand and smooth out?
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I'm going to see how it matches to the supercharger manifold.. if it's close enough, I'm going to leave it alone.
I'd go dremel fa sho tho..
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yeah, they try and pitch the porting like they "optimally shape it to make best airflow" etc...
but it sounds like a non exact science.
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Dang if you can get it for $113 you could send to Tony Mamo and just wait and have him do the work and it would be much cheaper than getting a one that is already done and instock. I only went with one that was already done cause of the rebuild.
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Yeah, I might go that route eventually.
Thanks for the tip.

Brown got some love today...no more clicky clicky...
I was going to tune up too but didn't receive the coil packs yet so I'd rather do it all at once.

ready for German
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Japanese grease in a German car?

Did you then drive it to a nice Italian restaurant?


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