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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:00 PM
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Paris too hot: I thought this was a Bently ad...

http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

Make sure you watch the interview too, the quotes are just priceless:

"This burger's really hot 'cause there's a lot of jalapenos, onions and bbq sauce on it. So it's really good."
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:20 PM
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yes, she really fills out the top of that bathing suit.
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:24 PM
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I've never wanted a burger so bad in all my life
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:25 PM
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she does nothing for me
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:44 PM
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I mean the burger...
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Old May 24, 2005 | 05:52 PM
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she does nothing for me
Big fucking
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:34 PM
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she's insanely hot in that commercial
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Old May 24, 2005 | 06:51 PM
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meh....i'd rather have intercourse with the car....although, paris does give great head....
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Old May 24, 2005 | 07:17 PM
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Wet girl, a Bently and a huge burger?


Not thats genius marketing!
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Old May 24, 2005 | 07:27 PM
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I'd hit everything in that commercial.
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Old May 24, 2005 | 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
I've never wanted a burger so bad in all my life

Yea a furburger!
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Old May 24, 2005 | 08:05 PM
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My 18 month old son has bigger breasts.
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Old May 24, 2005 | 08:55 PM
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Haters...

If she begged me, I'd hit it
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Old May 24, 2005 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Wet girl, a Bently and a huge burger?
Bentley!!!!








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Old May 24, 2005 | 09:56 PM
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I mean the burger...
Us people trying to lose a few LB's would jump on those buns
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Old May 24, 2005 | 10:04 PM
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Bentley!!!!


Sorry, i had one hand down my pants when typing
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Old May 24, 2005 | 10:05 PM
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I'd hit it.

With a bat.
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Old May 24, 2005 | 10:22 PM
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I Dont eat meat but man i really really want a burger right now...brb
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Old May 24, 2005 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
My 18 month old son has bigger breasts.
Your son has breasts? Have you seen a doctor about this?
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Old May 24, 2005 | 10:40 PM
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Sorry..."decent body" doesn't always equal "sexy"...if there's nothing going on upstairs...total turnoff.
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Old May 24, 2005 | 11:16 PM
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ID FUCK HER, BUT ID ALSO SHIT ON HER CHEST AND GIVE HER A CHILLI DOG

no respect for sluts

Last edited by Liftedoff420; May 24, 2005 at 11:19 PM.
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Old May 24, 2005 | 11:56 PM
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if there's nothing going on upstairs...total turnoff.

shhhhhh. If u listen very carfully u can hear the sounds of the extremely rare Dorkus Verginacus.
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Old May 25, 2005 | 12:17 AM
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i'll take all 3
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Old May 25, 2005 | 12:24 AM
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Bentley and Carls Jr have sunk to a new low.
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Old May 25, 2005 | 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Liftedoff420
ID FUCK HER, BUT ID ALSO SHIT ON HER CHEST AND GIVE HER A CHILLI DOG

no respect for sluts

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Old May 25, 2005 | 08:23 AM
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Should this really be in car talk?

Seriously guys, I highly doubt that ANY of you would turn down Paris Hilton if she came up to you in real life. I know everyone has opinions of who's hot an all, but come on.
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Old May 25, 2005 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
Should this really be in car talk?

Seriously guys, I highly doubt that ANY of you would turn down Paris Hilton if she came up to you in real life. I know everyone has opinions of who's hot an all, but come on.
No seriously, I would. Do you guys really find "slutty" sexy? Sorry, I look for substance and style over slut...in which case, she is NOT attractive.

car talk...car talk...um, I like the Bentley?
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Old May 25, 2005 | 11:19 AM
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Paris Hilton's so homely she'd have to sneak up on water.

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Old May 25, 2005 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by jlukja
yes, she really fills out the top of that bathing suit.
Paris Hilton = most overrated bitch ever.
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Old May 25, 2005 | 12:26 PM
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Gay dudes might not like that messy old burger.... But Paris?

When I'm hittin' it I'll tell her that you guys think she sucks.
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Old May 25, 2005 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by uncald4
Gay dudes might not like that messy old burger.... But Paris?

When I'm hittin' it I'll tell her that you guys think she sucks.

Um...yeah...you do that.
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Old May 25, 2005 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
Should this really be in car talk?

Seriously guys, I highly doubt that ANY of you would turn down Paris Hilton if she came up to you in real life. I know everyone has opinions of who's hot an all, but come on.
Want to make a bet on that?
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Old May 25, 2005 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by wsklar



I mean the burger...
...i mean Paris
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