Nice Parking Job
#82
Originally Posted by bgsm1th
How exactly does double-parking eliminate the odds that said "ass" will still not park close to you? You know, just to be an ass...
And don't take this the wrong way cause I'm sure you're normally a pretty smart/decent kid, but you drive a fucking TSX... I see 4 of them in my parking lot of 35 right now. You're not different, you're not special, you're just an 18 yr. old w/ a decent car. At some point, you will get a ding and guess what, I bet she'll still start up for you being the champ that she is...
And don't take this the wrong way cause I'm sure you're normally a pretty smart/decent kid, but you drive a fucking TSX... I see 4 of them in my parking lot of 35 right now. You're not different, you're not special, you're just an 18 yr. old w/ a decent car. At some point, you will get a ding and guess what, I bet she'll still start up for you being the champ that she is...
I see what you are saying and all...but I'm AM different in that aspect. And you know what?? When/if I get a door ding, I will pay to have that mf'er fixed. I don't care if it takes $300. If it's in consequence for someone's stupidity, I'm file on their insurance....if it's because the a basket rolled all the way down the parking lot and hit my car, I'll file against the store....and of course in other cases, I'll bite the bullet and pay up myself. I care about my car too much.
I would say sorry, but I'm not. That's how I am and always will be.
#83
I shoot people
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I'd key it, but not because how it's parked. I'd do it because of the wheels.
Seriously, if you can't afford to stay on top of the door dings, then you can't afford it.
Park smart, and if it still happens, deal.
Seriously, if you can't afford to stay on top of the door dings, then you can't afford it.
Park smart, and if it still happens, deal.
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Originally Posted by hemhaw
I'd key it, but not because how it's parked. I'd do it because of the wheels.
Seriously, if you can't afford to stay on top of the door dings, then you can't afford it.
Park smart, and if it still happens, deal.
Seriously, if you can't afford to stay on top of the door dings, then you can't afford it.
Park smart, and if it still happens, deal.
if i ever see anyone keying my car be prepared to be shot,beat down, or run down.
#87
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And dont get pissed when i squeeze my expedition next to you so you cant get in your car! Ive done it before and ill do it again.
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Originally Posted by Alperovich
you guys are lame. i'd park my NSX like that too. FUCK THAT. you guys want me to let some mother fucker park next to me and ding my shit? or expect it to be park far away at the end of the lot, where u can't even see the car or yet be near an exit for someone to steal it or damage it with out someone seeing???
you guys are the ones who are jackasses for thinking he is a jackass.
get a NSX and then talk, mofo's
(not i don't have a NSX but want one baddly and would park it like that)
you guys are the ones who are jackasses for thinking he is a jackass.
get a NSX and then talk, mofo's
(not i don't have a NSX but want one baddly and would park it like that)
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Originally Posted by hemhaw
I'd key it, but not because how it's parked. I'd do it because of the wheels.
Seriously, if you can't afford to stay on top of the door dings, then you can't afford it.
Park smart, and if it still happens, deal.
Seriously, if you can't afford to stay on top of the door dings, then you can't afford it.
Park smart, and if it still happens, deal.
If you're that concerned, then don't take your supercar to fawking wal-mart.
#89
Originally Posted by fsttyms1
And dont get pissed when i squeeze my expedition next to you so you cant get in your car! Ive done it before and ill do it again.
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That's asking to get hit on your part. I'm not saying that if somene did that upfront that it would be right in the first place...but someone WOULD purposely hit your car just for that.
#90
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Originally Posted by TS_eXpeed
That's asking to get hit on your part. I'm not saying that if somene did that upfront that it would be right in the first place...but someone WOULD purposely hit your car just for that.
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Originally Posted by TS_eXpeed
How is that being a jackass when I do this way out in Timbuktoo???
I'm am not exaggerating one bit. Here's what it looks like when I double park.....
I don't exaggerate one bit when I made that picture. You're telling me that's being a jackass???
I'm am not exaggerating one bit. Here's what it looks like when I double park.....
I don't exaggerate one bit when I made that picture. You're telling me that's being a jackass???
#94
Originally Posted by shooter
LMAO .... tell me you went there alone or else your buds would call you that name for forcing them to walk that far .....
Lol....when I am with someone, I can tell them that they can moan all they want. I aint parking my car up front.
#95
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I found a solution
This is too funny.
Check out this website
Why?? Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.
Check out this website
Why?? Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.
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Originally Posted by cbptls
This is too funny.
Check out this website
Why?? Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.
Check out this website
Why?? Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.
#99
all work and no play
how about leaving a note under the wiper saying sorry but I scratched your car trying to squeeze into the spot you parked halfway into, sorry! then sitting back and watching them franticly searching the car for the non existant scratch.
And all this is the reason that I often try and take my battle worn work van to anywhere I may need to park in a lot
And all this is the reason that I often try and take my battle worn work van to anywhere I may need to park in a lot
#101
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Originally Posted by MWalsh9152
how about leaving a note under the wiper saying sorry but I scratched your car trying to squeeze into the spot you parked halfway into, sorry! then sitting back and watching them franticly searching the car for the non existant scratch.
And all this is the reason that I often try and take my battle worn work van to anywhere I may need to park in a lot
And all this is the reason that I often try and take my battle worn work van to anywhere I may need to park in a lot
Great idea, especially if you have time to wait for the person's reaction.
#103
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Originally Posted by GreenMonster
You're a first class asshole, aren't you ?? You probably think it's ok to park in handicapped spots too (as long as you have a nice car)...
#104
failhard.
No matter where you park, you're still gonna get dinged.
I've actually gotten more dings when my car is way out in the parking lot vs in the crowd. I have no clue why. I didn't double park while my car was out there either. Expect a lot more dents if you're a younger kid driving a flashy car like a PDG CL-S. The biggest dent you see here was received when I loaned my then-16-year-old sister the car one day. I just had to accept it and wait until I have the money to get some PDR done ..
I've actually gotten more dings when my car is way out in the parking lot vs in the crowd. I have no clue why. I didn't double park while my car was out there either. Expect a lot more dents if you're a younger kid driving a flashy car like a PDG CL-S. The biggest dent you see here was received when I loaned my then-16-year-old sister the car one day. I just had to accept it and wait until I have the money to get some PDR done ..
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Originally Posted by Mokos23
do saturns still come with dent resistant doors? they should make that a necessity in cars nowadays.
#106
Originally Posted by hemhaw
They used to. Not anymore.
#107
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Originally Posted by TS_eXpeed
Cause some old grandma in her Cadillac deville will have the same idea and park right next to me (it's happened). I don't think she was purposely trying to be a jackass; I don't think she had a clue. Then again I have been proven wrong
Like the chef in the Monty Python "sketch about the dirty fork" mad.
#108
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I double park in the far back of the lot at work, but I work at a supermarket and get to witness peoples cars getting fucked up by carts, door dings, and hit and runs all the time. I stopped a lady who backed into a honda ridgeline truck and made her wait until the owner came out so he could handle it once, because I was sick of seeing people doing that shit and then trying to act like they didn't realize they hit someone and drive off.
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Originally Posted by Alperovich
you guys are lame. i'd park my NSX like that too. FUCK THAT. you guys want me to let some mother fucker park next to me and ding my shit? or expect it to be park far away at the end of the lot, where u can't even see the car or yet be near an exit for someone to steal it or damage it with out someone seeing???
you guys are the ones who are jackasses for thinking he is a jackass.
get a NSX and then talk, mofo's
(not i don't have a NSX but want one baddly and would park it like that)
you guys are the ones who are jackasses for thinking he is a jackass.
get a NSX and then talk, mofo's
(not i don't have a NSX but want one baddly and would park it like that)
Wow..which bumfuck High School did you graduate from.
#114
Originally Posted by mystikk
No matter where you park, you're still gonna get dinged.
I've actually gotten more dings when my car is way out in the parking lot vs in the crowd. I have no clue why. I didn't double park while my car was out there either. Expect a lot more dents if you're a younger kid driving a flashy car like a PDG CL-S. The biggest dent you see here was received when I loaned my then-16-year-old sister the car one day. I just had to accept it and wait until I have the money to get some PDR done ..
I've actually gotten more dings when my car is way out in the parking lot vs in the crowd. I have no clue why. I didn't double park while my car was out there either. Expect a lot more dents if you're a younger kid driving a flashy car like a PDG CL-S. The biggest dent you see here was received when I loaned my then-16-year-old sister the car one day. I just had to accept it and wait until I have the money to get some PDR done ..
Ouch... =/ This Hurts, sucks yu cant really protect yourself from it either
#117
Originally Posted by CLpower
#118
Originally Posted by Brandon24pdx
If the person who wrote that note really did do that, they're not exactly occupying the moral high ground either, and in my book, wouldn't deserve much more mercy than the idiot who double parked in the first place. Defacing someones car or property instead of walking up to them and telling them they're a stupid sonouvabitch makes you a pencil dick, sorry.
#119
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Originally Posted by CLpower
<--gonna make copies
#120
I shoot people
Originally Posted by godfather2
i don't see anything wrong with that ... shit, i might start doing this just to get more exercise