How to Identify Where a Driver is From

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

One hand on wheel, one finger and head out the window, cursing, cutting across all traffic lanes: Philly.

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, and both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in backseat: Italy.

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle.

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.

One hand on the wheel, the other holding a cell phone, driving 130 mph and four feet from another car's bumper, late for happy hour, while flashing headlights to tell others to get the hell out of the way: Washington, D.C., Beltway.

 

*** EDIT ***

 

True though.

 

"hands on the wheel, mind on the moment" is where I'm at

 

Ain't that the truth.

Here's one: Driving with one hand on the horn, the other one in the radio to raise the volume, while pulling a ninja move to smack the kids in the back, all the while travelling 80mph on a 50 zone - in reverse because you missed your exit: San Juan, P.R.

 

Got to love NY.

 

what about canada??

 

Yeah? What ABOUT Canada? We don't have roads up here, remember? We use dogsleds...Yeesh...

 

It used to be that anyone driving with their lights on on the daytime was from Canada.

With day time running lights standard on most cars now that no longer works.

 

HAHA

damn canooks

canada -- :blaze:

 

 

Ummm, that would also be downtown Detroit.

 

4 lanes of traffic stopping at green lights to politely wave slower pedestrians and chipmunks across the road, listening to quaint nature programs and/or Gordon Lightfoot on CBC Radio-1, Timmies Large Double-Double placed properly and safely in the cup holder, honking only when its to say "hello!" to someone with an out of province or USA license plate, highbeams are only used to warn oncoming traffic of a police speedtrap (not that we speed or anything), apologizing to the person who just rear ended you....there's gotta be more...

 

4 lanes of traffic stopping at green lights to politely wave slower pedestrians, chipmunks, and families of ducks across the road.....listening to quirks and quarks programs and/or Gordon Lightfoot on CBC Radio-1.....Timmies Large Double-Double placed properly and safely in the cup holder.....honking only when its to say "hello!" to someone with an out of province or USA license plate.....highbeams are only used to warn oncoming traffic of a police speedtrap (not that we speed or anything, but sometimes tourists do, not that a mountie would give a ticket to a tourist).......apologizing to the person who just rear ended you....




(does not apply for Montreal)

 

 

And and! Toronto neither!

 

"One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas."

haha love it