im a porter at an acura dealer n i do remote starters and window tint on the side

 

Covert mechanic.. i.e., I kill people.

(heh, heh) I'm a software engineer. At least 'til next month. Our project is winding down to maintenance and support so a bunch of us received layoff notices last week. Maybe I'll just take an early retirement and start to enjoy life a bit more.

 

sh*t i need one. lol

 

we might as well be. all the money we out into these cars, we could've been driving something exotic..

 

I go to the sperm bank three times a week..... maybe four on a good week.

 

Credit cards.

 

Which is totally possible-because you drive a TL !!!

 

birthday gifts

 

Another government engineer here.

GS-13, I suppose?

 

When you get enough posts, be sure to join our Silver TL Social Group!

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i post pics of other peoples cars... my real daily driver is a mongoose.

 

phees funeral home, you stab em, we grab em

 

I worked 2 jobs. One to pay the bills and the second because I liked teaching and I loved the $62 a hour. Some of that went towards buying mods. I typically saved up and rewarded myself from time to time.

 

Embezzler

 

they cut my hours... did they cut your's

 

I'm a porn star! I sleep with 3 or 4 girls a day on film and get paid...

 

full time jigalo part time scrub

 

I hijack trucks with my friends in our Honda Civics and we sell the stuff on the blackmarket.

 

I use money.

 

I sell crack, and I'm not talking about dope.

 

Save up the money, find some hobby that actualy can make profit, and extra work i.e, work overtime

 

Naw cause they pay me in monopoly money....... great way to pay for mods

 

High credit limit

 

Gotta love some of the attempts at original humor in here.

Anyway, I'm 99% positive that we've been through this a few times in Ramblings. If someone can find and PM me the link I'll give them an e-cookie.