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Old 06-13-2007, 11:25 PM
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And oh, since Molly Shannon is lurking here (yeah you: 98clgirllv): Did Mr. Jack ever PM you about getting a hold of your Executive Las Vegas casino boss to set up something something...?
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Well, I was almost waiting for him to say he bought the most expensive Harry Winston or Rolex he could find and period. That's the extent of his understanding.



Whatever. As I said before, I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt to the guy as I have nothing against him really. He talks alot about his clubs, wealth and wife...but, I spew alot about Chicago teams and robots. So, I guess I'm saying we all have a right to talk about stuff we like (even if it may seem too good to be true sometimes)...

yeah, I would've liked to know that I have a hookup in the East Coast that owns a strip club... maybe I can just go on pretending that I do
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by is300eater
yeah, I would've like to know that I have a hookup in the East Coast that owns a strip club... maybe I can just go on pretending that I do
What I'm surprised about is given the number of NYers on here like Gibson and etc. why no one has gone to his club considering how he was waving around the VIP like Paris Hilton was spreading her legs...?
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:32 PM
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There are closer ones..



Not that I would know
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:33 PM
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^^^isn't it call "Craig's List"?
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:35 PM
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Well, I'm going to buy 2 Aston Martins tomorrow.



And that's after I pick up 7 new minty Brioni suits...one for each day of the week.





And oh: my GF who I bought the ring for? She looks and acts JUST like Elisha Cuthbert. But, she's not Elisha Cuthbert.




Who believes me?
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
id say even further back than that.
- nothing useful since about page 8.

And I disagree with is300eater- the first time is worth looking forward to with the right person. (The second, third and XXXXXXX time are also worth looking forward to as well. )
It doesn't make sense to pay for it if that's all one is interested in, given how many will participate for free. It sounds like you're looking for more than an easy lay.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:37 PM
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:38 PM
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Well, I'm going to buy 2 Aston Martins tomorrow.

Who believes me?
I do. I own 3 Porsches, one 1970 Mustang Mach 1, 2 Lamborghinis and a couple of F-1 cars. Well, actually, they are my son's and he lets me use them.






But damn, it's tough to get them lined back up in that little Hot Wheels case...
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
I do. I own 3 Porsches, one 1970 Mustang Mach 1, 2 Lamborghinis and a couple of F-1 cars. Well, actually, they are my son's and he lets me use them.






But damn, it's tough to get them lined backup in that little Hot Wheels case...
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Originally Posted by GINge!

I know I'm behind on this, but daymn.....
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
I do. I own 3 Porsches, one 1970 Mustang Mach 1, 2 Lamborghinis and a couple of F-1 cars. Well, actually, they are my son's and he lets me use them.






But damn, it's tough to get them lined backup in that little Hot Wheels case...
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by is300eater
^^^isn't it call "Craig's List"?
well yah.. there is always that..lol
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:44 PM
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There are closer ones..



Not that I would know
care to enlighten me? i am going there in july.....
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Nice this thread is still kickin, I've got some entertainment for the midnight shift. I hope jack returns so i can watch the slaughter.
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dougler
Nice this thread is still kickin, I've got some entertainment for the midnight shift. I hope jack returns so i can watch the slaughter.
I have 5 robots I have here that I won't transform for a week that says he won't post here again...
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:47 PM
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SO .. Mr. "Jack" gets called out by what's-his-TLS, everyone goes back and forth on who to blame for about .. 30, 35 pages, and now, we're right back where we started?

wow. Horribaddies on both sides. I got bored of reading after BJ left.
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57 pages? why? isn't this done?
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:50 PM
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Damn, Yum, I saw the thread about the engagement ring just now. I can't believe he was such a dick about it.....
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
I have 5 robots I have here that I won't transform for a week that says he won't post here again...
Why does your Soundwave avatar have wheels on his shoulders?
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dougler
Nice this thread is still kickin, I've got some entertainment for the midnight shift. I hope jack returns so i can watch the slaughter.

I would image the prospect of BJ coming back after a night of reconsideration is the only thing keeping this thread alive...

I'd love to have his reasoning here, just to wrap it all up.
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
care to enlighten me? i am going there in july.....
its 100 bucks for 15 min..


Not that I would know that either.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
I have 5 robots I have here that I won't transform for a week that says he won't post here again...
How much are you willing to put down that he'll come back under a different name & with a different persona?
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Shadzilla
Why does your Soundwave avatar have wheels on his shoulders?


Cuz, he's a Binaltech. Reiteration. But, good eyes on noticing it!




Reps for noticing!
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Old 06-13-2007, 11:55 PM
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SHIT!!! i need some damn cliffnote from page 8 on pleas?

i got the boosted jack is a lucky motherfucker with a wife who would get it twice on sunday and a bank account as big as the pacific ocean?
somewhere i got that hes been talking this but its not proven??? sorry boosted but thats what i got and i support you all the way. and your wife.
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Originally Posted by SwervinCL
its 100 bucks for 15 min..


Not that I would know that either.
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
How much are you willing to put down that he'll come back under a different name & with a different persona?
Well, then, the dead-giveaway will be some noobie going around boasting about how he runs a club and has a hot wife and burns money to keep warm on cold days...?




And oh, how he got ripped off overpaying for a 2-carat ring.
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"so....I was fucking my wife in the ass last night"






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you people are the most fucked up, pathetic, lifeless bunch of creatures i've ever encountered.

talk about making a mountain out of a grain of sand.

wow.
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That said, i'm beginning to doubt Jack's story, as he's not bothered to reply to my PM from yesterday offering him modship for proof.
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