Official BoostedJack's fake life thread. see page 5 (formerly Jiffy Lube Owned!!)
#1401
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And oh, since Molly Shannon is lurking here (yeah you: 98clgirllv): Did Mr. Jack ever PM you about getting a hold of your Executive Las Vegas casino boss to set up something something...?
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#1402
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Well, I was almost waiting for him to say he bought the most expensive Harry Winston or Rolex he could find and period. That's the extent of his understanding. ![Dunno](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif)
Whatever. As I said before, I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt to the guy as I have nothing against him really. He talks alot about his clubs, wealth and wife...but, I spew alot about Chicago teams and robots. So, I guess I'm saying we all have a right to talk about stuff we like (even if it may seem too good to be true sometimes)...![Shrug](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/shrug.gif)
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Whatever. As I said before, I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt to the guy as I have nothing against him really. He talks alot about his clubs, wealth and wife...but, I spew alot about Chicago teams and robots. So, I guess I'm saying we all have a right to talk about stuff we like (even if it may seem too good to be true sometimes)...
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yeah, I would've liked to know that I have a hookup in the East Coast that owns a strip club... maybe I can just go on pretending that I do
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#1403
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Originally Posted by is300eater
yeah, I would've like to know that I have a hookup in the East Coast that owns a strip club... maybe I can just go on pretending that I do ![Big Grin](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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#1405
I shoot people
^^^isn't it call "Craig's List"?
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#1406
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Well, I'm going to buy 2 Aston Martins tomorrow. ![:O](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/embarrassment.gif)
And that's after I pick up 7 new minty Brioni suits...one for each day of the week.![:O](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/embarrassment.gif)
And oh: my GF who I bought the ring for? She looks and acts JUST like Elisha Cuthbert. But, she's not Elisha Cuthbert.![:O](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/embarrassment.gif)
Who believes me?
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And that's after I pick up 7 new minty Brioni suits...one for each day of the week.
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And oh: my GF who I bought the ring for? She looks and acts JUST like Elisha Cuthbert. But, she's not Elisha Cuthbert.
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Who believes me?
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
id say even further back than that.
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And I disagree with is300eater-
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It doesn't make sense to pay for it if that's all one is interested in, given how many will participate for free. It sounds like you're looking for more than an easy lay.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Well, I'm going to buy 2 Aston Martins tomorrow. ![:O](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/embarrassment.gif)
Who believes me?![Bite Lip](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/bitelip.gif)
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Who believes me?
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But damn, it's tough to get them lined back up in that little Hot Wheels case...
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
I do. I own 3 Porsches, one 1970 Mustang Mach 1, 2 Lamborghinis and a couple of F-1 cars. Well, actually, they are my son's and he lets me use them.
But damn, it's tough to get them lined backup in that little Hot Wheels case...![Annoyed](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/annoyed.gif)
But damn, it's tough to get them lined backup in that little Hot Wheels case...
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Originally Posted by Schizm
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#1414
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
I do. I own 3 Porsches, one 1970 Mustang Mach 1, 2 Lamborghinis and a couple of F-1 cars. Well, actually, they are my son's and he lets me use them.
But damn, it's tough to get them lined backup in that little Hot Wheels case...![Annoyed](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/annoyed.gif)
But damn, it's tough to get them lined backup in that little Hot Wheels case...
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Originally Posted by SwervinCL
There are closer ones..
Not that I would know
Not that I would know
#1418
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Originally Posted by The Dougler
Nice this thread is still kickin, I've got some entertainment for the midnight shift. I hope jack returns so i can watch the slaughter.
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#1419
failhard.
SO .. Mr. "Jack" gets called out by what's-his-TLS, everyone goes back and forth on who to blame for about .. 30, 35 pages, and now, we're right back where we started?
wow. Horribaddies on both sides. I got bored of reading after BJ left.
wow. Horribaddies on both sides. I got bored of reading after BJ left.
#1422
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
I have 5 robots I have here that I won't transform for a week that says he won't post here again... ![2 Cents](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/2cents.gif)
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Originally Posted by The Dougler
Nice this thread is still kickin, I've got some entertainment for the midnight shift. I hope jack returns so i can watch the slaughter.
I would image the prospect of BJ coming back after a night of reconsideration is the only thing keeping this thread alive...
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I'd love to have his reasoning here, just to wrap it all up.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
I have 5 robots I have here that I won't transform for a week that says he won't post here again... ![2 Cents](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/2cents.gif)
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#1426
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Originally Posted by Shadzilla
Why does your Soundwave avatar have wheels on his shoulders? ![Scratch](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/scratch.gif)
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Cuz, he's a Binaltech. Reiteration. But, good eyes on noticing it!
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Reps for noticing!
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#1427
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SHIT!!! i need some damn cliffnote from page 8 on pleas?
i got the boosted jack is a lucky motherfucker with a wife who would get it twice on sunday and a bank account as big as the pacific ocean?
somewhere i got that hes been talking this but its not proven??? sorry boosted but thats what i got and i support you all the way. and your wife.
i got the boosted jack is a lucky motherfucker with a wife who would get it twice on sunday and a bank account as big as the pacific ocean?
somewhere i got that hes been talking this but its not proven??? sorry boosted but thats what i got and i support you all the way. and your wife.
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Originally Posted by SwervinCL
its 100 bucks for 15 min..
Not that I would know that either.
Not that I would know that either.
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#1429
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Originally Posted by revitupwriteitoff
How much are you willing to put down that he'll come back under a different name & with a different persona?
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And oh, how he got ripped off overpaying for a 2-carat ring.
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#1431
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robb m.
robb m.
you people are the most fucked up, pathetic, lifeless bunch of creatures i've ever encountered.
talk about making a mountain out of a grain of sand.
wow.
talk about making a mountain out of a grain of sand.
wow.
#1432
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robb m.
robb m.
That said, i'm beginning to doubt Jack's story, as he's not bothered to reply to my PM from yesterday offering him modship for proof.
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