I thought it was time to put the old 04 TL to the test. I floored the fuk out of her and slammed through the gears tonight. All I gots to say is disammmmmmmm. This car is straight out of pimp town. Big pimpin aint easy but somebody got to do it. Peace.

 

will that go thru the universal HTML translator ?? I think it might have been engrish.

 

I cant wait to put mine to the test to really find out if its better than the Type-S like the dealer claims. I should be over 600 miles by next weekend. Cant wait.....

 

If I can be so bold as to speak for everyone 30-60 years old on this board, may I say this:

What the heck you're saying? We're not all hip to your funky jive. I'm pretty sure you like the car, at least I hope so.

 

Just my opinion, but my 04 is better than my Type-S was in every was possible. You should aready feel it, but after the break in you'll feel it even more.

 

I have been very gentle on this car. I probably havn't reved passed 3500rpm yet. So far I am able to hit the gas right off the brake, on my type-s I had to let the car rool off on its own before i gave it any gas. Now the Tl feels stronger Torque wise in the rpm range I am driving in currently but the jury is still out on the type-s vs 04

 

I don't think Altavista.com translator will help!!!

 

I've had my TL for 10 days now. Have close to 400 miles on it and am breaking it in for the first 600 just like they suggest. However, today I was able to put about 150 miles on it, in and out of a lot of traffic and I can only say WOW. Incredible pickup and how sweet the acceleration is. Like an article I read yesterday stated: "if there is a sweeter running engine out there, we've never reviewed it".
Pearl white, parchment, auto, navi

 

U think this is big pimping?

 

Thank you...man I feel old.

 

Well, as a mid-twenties male, I feel I can translate this post for those of you who are having difficulty. Some of the beauty is indeed lost in the conversion, but a rough estimate would be...

Title "I just voilently attacked an object that reminds me of a female dog."

"It was my firm belief that the appropriate time had arrived to test my 2004 Acura TL. Tonight, I accelerated quite rapidly, quickly shifting through the gears. Mere words cannot express the excitement I felt as I performed this action. This car is directly from a town that is filled with people who organize and distribute prostitutes. It certainly is not easy to be responsible for such a large number of prostitutes, but I feel that someone must step up to the task."

Hope this helps!

 

Princed, nicely done. You remind me of Mrs. Cleever's translation of the 2 bros. in the first "Airplane!" movie. Hilarious movie, I highly recommend it if you haven't seen it!

 

I'm in my early 20's and I can't figure out what the heck he's saying. Something about pimping.

Is there a Jive to English translator out yet from babelfish?

 

Princed...that was such a great post.

 

No, but you can go the other way...

http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html

 

jumping jehosephat!

 

You guys crack me up. Basically I was saying that this car is way cool and it’s very fast. Also that it isn’t easy putting out 40 grand for a car but hey we only live once.

 

You paid 40 grand?????????

 

AHAHAHAHAH!!! oh my that was good that was very very good

 

mao