Dont let your wife drive the TL
#1
Dont let your wife drive the TL
I was talking with another poster about this recently. Dont be that guy who buys his wife a TL just because *you* like it. Buy her a car she wants. If she wants a beetle get her a beetle. I dont need to see a potomac wife driving the TL 30 mph on the highway. And if you are a femle who bought the car because you appreciate what it is, then this does not apply to you. If you have money and I assume most people here are doing pretty well, get her an rx or mdx. And if the TL is yours, only dont let other people drive if it they dont understand what an amazing car it is. Ive said my piece
#2
hmmm you got problems...
Originally Posted by chkelly
I was talking with another poster about this recently. Dont be that guy who buys his wife a TL just because *you* like it. Buy her a car she wants. If she wants a beetle get her a beetle. I dont need to see a potomac wife driving the TL 30 mph on the highway. And if you are a femle who bought the car because you appreciate what it is, then this does not apply to you. If you have money and I assume most people here are doing pretty well, get her an rx or mdx. And if the TL is yours, only dont let other people drive if it they dont understand what an amazing car it is. Ive said my piece
#3
Couldn't agree more. Your sperm recepticle belongs at home in the kitchen cooking and bathing the kids. Letting them renew their licenses is a big mistake, but its necessary for trips to the zoo to get hosed down with the other animals.
The TL is the last place a woman should be; unless she's in the back seat polishing the window levers if you know what I mean.
I've said my piece.
BJ
The TL is the last place a woman should be; unless she's in the back seat polishing the window levers if you know what I mean.
I've said my piece.
BJ
#6
the females on this board get my respect!!! If they are on this board they love cars and they love the TL. That is understood. I am talking about the ones driving it who dont appreciate what they have and could care less how much horsepower it has!!
#7
Originally Posted by chkelly
the females on this board get my respect!!! If they are on this board they love cars and they love the TL. That is understood. I am talking about the ones driving it who dont appreciate what they have and could care less how much horsepower it has!!
BJ
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#11
Well I am out to sea out here defending the country when i get a email from my wife saying she hit 2 BIG @$$ pot holes in turn bending the rim continued to drive on the bent rim messing up the balance and alighnment. needless to say i was pretty but Tonya Lee is doing much better now gotta love warrenty i cant wait to get back in 3 months to buy her a new outfit including dress (A-spec) shoes (rims) sunglasses (tint and shade thingy for moon roof and doors) Getting wife a yamaha to go pot holeing in....
#14
Actually, my wife doesn't drive my TL. But it's only for practical reasons:
1. I don't want my ECU reprogrammed (she drives like a granny) and I told her so (she said "whatever, make a god out of your car" , she says that whenever I go out to Zaino the car too).
2. I made sure to buy her the car she actually wanted, so she doesn't want to drive my car anyway--works out for me.
I still bought a 5AT when I really wanted a 6MT because the wife has to be able to drive it in an emergency.
BTW: RJANACONDA, thank you for your service. Your TL is well-deserved .
1. I don't want my ECU reprogrammed (she drives like a granny) and I told her so (she said "whatever, make a god out of your car" , she says that whenever I go out to Zaino the car too).
2. I made sure to buy her the car she actually wanted, so she doesn't want to drive my car anyway--works out for me.
I still bought a 5AT when I really wanted a 6MT because the wife has to be able to drive it in an emergency.
BTW: RJANACONDA, thank you for your service. Your TL is well-deserved .
#16
No problem letting my wife drive my cars (TL 6MT and 427 Cobra Replica). My wife has an RSX Type S which comes with a 6MT. She's a great driver and sometimes racer. To top it off, my mother, who's old enough to be a grandmother drives a Porsche Boxster (5MT) and she drives that car well.
#18
Originally Posted by RJANACONDA
Well I am out to sea out here defending the country when i get a email from my wife saying she hit 2 BIG @$$ pot holes in turn bending the rim continued to drive on the bent rim messing up the balance and alighnment. needless to say i was pretty but Tonya Lee is doing much better now gotta love warrenty i cant wait to get back in 3 months to buy her a new outfit including dress (A-spec) shoes (rims) sunglasses (tint and shade thingy for moon roof and doors) Getting wife a yamaha to go pot holeing in....
Thank you and God Bless
#19
Originally Posted by RJANACONDA
Well I am out to sea out here defending the country when i get a email from my wife saying she hit 2 BIG @$$ pot holes in turn bending the rim continued to drive on the bent rim messing up the balance and alighnment. needless to say i was pretty but Tonya Lee is doing much better now gotta love warrenty i cant wait to get back in 3 months to buy her a new outfit including dress (A-spec) shoes (rims) sunglasses (tint and shade thingy for moon roof and doors) Getting wife a yamaha to go pot holeing in....
Regards,
#20
You know.. several days ago, at work no less, I read RJANACONDA's post and fully intended to make this remark.
That you sir, for your service to our country. You are to be thanked and honored for your efforts.
I regret that I missed doing this when I first thought of it.
That you sir, for your service to our country. You are to be thanked and honored for your efforts.
I regret that I missed doing this when I first thought of it.
#21
I bought my TL because I love the look of the car, I love the quality, I love the handling, and most of all I love the speed!
BoltJames - In reference to your lame comments, please note the following:
Not all women belong home in the kitchen, for that matter I don't belong home in the kitchen, but my foot does belong somewhere ........shoved up your ass.
Do you ever run in to problems with your big head? Approximately how fast does it expand??? Do you ever have to call places in advance to check the width of the doorways, to make sure your head will fit through???
....mere curiosity.
Climb off your high horse.
I wouldn't let you wash my car..........for that matter, I wouldn't let you WATCH ME wash my car.
Yours truly,
Never a dull moment
BoltJames - In reference to your lame comments, please note the following:
Not all women belong home in the kitchen, for that matter I don't belong home in the kitchen, but my foot does belong somewhere ........shoved up your ass.
Do you ever run in to problems with your big head? Approximately how fast does it expand??? Do you ever have to call places in advance to check the width of the doorways, to make sure your head will fit through???
....mere curiosity.
Climb off your high horse.
I wouldn't let you wash my car..........for that matter, I wouldn't let you WATCH ME wash my car.
Yours truly,
Never a dull moment
#22
Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
I bought my TL because I love the look of the car, I love the quality, I love the handling, and most of all I love the speed!
BoltJames - In reference to your lame comments, please note the following:
Not all women belong home in the kitchen, for that matter I don't belong home in the kitchen, but my foot does belong somewhere ........shoved up your ass.
Do you ever run in to problems with your big head? Approximately how fast does it expand??? Do you ever have to call places in advance to check the width of the doorways, to make sure your head will fit through???
....mere curiosity.
Climb off your high horse.
I wouldn't let you wash my car..........for that matter, I wouldn't let you WATCH ME wash my car.
Yours truly,
Never a dull moment
BoltJames - In reference to your lame comments, please note the following:
Not all women belong home in the kitchen, for that matter I don't belong home in the kitchen, but my foot does belong somewhere ........shoved up your ass.
Do you ever run in to problems with your big head? Approximately how fast does it expand??? Do you ever have to call places in advance to check the width of the doorways, to make sure your head will fit through???
....mere curiosity.
Climb off your high horse.
I wouldn't let you wash my car..........for that matter, I wouldn't let you WATCH ME wash my car.
Yours truly,
Never a dull moment
#25
Racer
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 361
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From: Dothan, Alabama
Uh Oh, see, now she's makin' offers! I don't look anything like Ronald McDonald (and I'm just kidding, lighten up! Couldn't help but comment. I'm married and have three daughters and wouldn't let BJ come near them! Sorry, BJ!)
#26
Originally Posted by MyJohnson
Uh Oh, see, now she's makin' offers! I don't look anything like Ronald McDonald (and I'm just kidding, lighten up! Couldn't help but comment. I'm married and have three daughters and wouldn't let BJ come near them! Sorry, BJ!)
I know you were kidding, as was I.
Just remember - your 3 daughters have to grow up in a world with chauvinists similar to BJ
#27
Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
#29
Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
I bought my TL because I love the look of the car, I love the quality, I love the handling, and most of all I love the speed!
BoltJames - In reference to your lame comments, please note the following:
Not all women belong home in the kitchen, for that matter I don't belong home in the kitchen, but my foot does belong somewhere ........shoved up your ass.
Do you ever run in to problems with your big head? Approximately how fast does it expand??? Do you ever have to call places in advance to check the width of the doorways, to make sure your head will fit through???
....mere curiosity.
Climb off your high horse.
I wouldn't let you wash my car..........for that matter, I wouldn't let you WATCH ME wash my car.
Yours truly,
Never a dull moment
BoltJames - In reference to your lame comments, please note the following:
Not all women belong home in the kitchen, for that matter I don't belong home in the kitchen, but my foot does belong somewhere ........shoved up your ass.
Do you ever run in to problems with your big head? Approximately how fast does it expand??? Do you ever have to call places in advance to check the width of the doorways, to make sure your head will fit through???
....mere curiosity.
Climb off your high horse.
I wouldn't let you wash my car..........for that matter, I wouldn't let you WATCH ME wash my car.
Yours truly,
Never a dull moment
#30
Originally Posted by chkelly
I was talking with another poster about this recently. Dont be that guy who buys his wife a TL just because *you* like it. Buy her a car she wants. If she wants a beetle get her a beetle. I dont need to see a potomac wife driving the TL 30 mph on the highway. And if you are a femle who bought the car because you appreciate what it is, then this does not apply to you. If you have money and I assume most people here are doing pretty well, get her an rx or mdx. And if the TL is yours, only dont let other people drive if it they dont understand what an amazing car it is. Ive said my piece
#31
Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
BoltJames - In reference to your lame comments, please note the following:
Not all women belong home in the kitchen, for that matter I don't belong home in the kitchen, but my foot does belong somewhere ........shoved up your ass.
Do you ever run in to problems with your big head? Approximately how fast does it expand??? Do you ever have to call places in advance to check the width of the doorways, to make sure your head will fit through???
....mere curiosity.
Climb off your high horse.
I wouldn't let you wash my car..........for that matter, I wouldn't let you WATCH ME wash my car.
Yours truly,
Never a dull moment
Please read what the original poster wrote when he started this thread. I'll wait a sec for you. Done? Good.
Now read what I wrote again, but make sure you push the sarcasm button on your computer. It's right there, wedged between the "delete" and "page down" keys. See it? Let me know when you're done reading it again. Good. There you go. See? I'm not so bad, am I? My reply was a parody of what the OP wrote in his first post. Glad you get it now.
The internet is a lot more fun when you hit 'em with the sarcasm but leave off the little smiley things. Like training wheels for the web, the old serves no purpose now for we sophisticates now does it? You own a TL, therefore you must be keenly intelligent.
Good luck with your car! Better yet, keep yourself wedged right there between the "insert" and "page up" keys instead.
Is the offer of the foot shoving still valid? PM me....I'm interested.
BJ
#34
Originally Posted by daviddww
I cannot believe anyone could think BJ was serious in his initial comments! The sarcasm was so loud I had to close my laptop in fear of waking my kids. Come on people, get a grip!
I usually do it but I am getting tired of telling people that bj is joking half of the time, or more. I have even asked bj to start every thread with a I am joking/I am not joking statement, but of course he ignores that.
#37
Originally Posted by daviddww
I cannot believe anyone could think BJ was serious in his initial comments! The sarcasm was so loud I had to close my laptop in fear of waking my kids. Come on people, get a grip!
BJ
#38
Originally Posted by boltjames
Couldn't agree more. Your sperm recepticle belongs at home in the kitchen cooking and bathing the kids. Letting them renew their licenses is a big mistake, but its necessary for trips to the zoo to get hosed down with the other animals.
The TL is the last place a woman should be; unless she's in the back seat polishing the window levers if you know what I mean.
I've said my piece.
BJ
The TL is the last place a woman should be; unless she's in the back seat polishing the window levers if you know what I mean.
I've said my piece.
BJ
As for the rest of you pussies, leave BJ alone - he's right and you know it!
#39
Originally Posted by boltjames
Please read what the original poster wrote when he started this thread. I'll wait a sec for you. Done? Good.
Now read what I wrote again, but make sure you push the sarcasm button on your computer. It's right there, wedged between the "delete" and "page down" keys. See it? Let me know when you're done reading it again. Good. There you go. See? I'm not so bad, am I? My reply was a parody of what the OP wrote in his first post. Glad you get it now.
The internet is a lot more fun when you hit 'em with the sarcasm but leave off the little smiley things. Like training wheels for the web, the old serves no purpose now for we sophisticates now does it? You own a TL, therefore you must be keenly intelligent.
Good luck with your car! Better yet, keep yourself wedged right there between the "insert" and "page up" keys instead.
Is the offer of the foot shoving still valid? PM me....I'm interested.
BJ
Now read what I wrote again, but make sure you push the sarcasm button on your computer. It's right there, wedged between the "delete" and "page down" keys. See it? Let me know when you're done reading it again. Good. There you go. See? I'm not so bad, am I? My reply was a parody of what the OP wrote in his first post. Glad you get it now.
The internet is a lot more fun when you hit 'em with the sarcasm but leave off the little smiley things. Like training wheels for the web, the old serves no purpose now for we sophisticates now does it? You own a TL, therefore you must be keenly intelligent.
Good luck with your car! Better yet, keep yourself wedged right there between the "insert" and "page up" keys instead.
Is the offer of the foot shoving still valid? PM me....I'm interested.
BJ
I'm guessing you can tell a joke, but you really can't take one???? Damn, I'd think with such an enormous head, you wouldn't be so dense..... I guess I was wrong.
As for shoving my foot up your ass, yes, the offer still stands...
I'll even keep my stilettos on, that way it is more pleasurable for you. <--You can't say I'm not considerate!
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