rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I think you mean Chad. Who is also a miserable Chode.
Glad he isn't actually interacting with us, actually. He's toxic as fuck.

thoiboi

who?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Exactly...although he gets excited at the idea that we're even dicksckussing anything to do with him. So it really doesn't matter.
I'm sad for such a miserable human being.

thoiboi

Delete my number..


eff this joint





i'll see you guys tomorrow

nist7

Locked myself out this morning at my work parking lot...massive embarrassment.

But it was scary how fast the tow guy was able to get into the car. A wedge to get enough space to squeeze in an air bladder to pump up and get opening enough to stick a metal twisty thinggy and bam car opened.

He says he does about 10 a day and there's no car he can't get into yet.....you'd think modern cars would have better design/physical features to deter brute break-ins......

kurtatx

cu2wagon

cu2wagon

I'm thankful new, high tech cars, DON'T have better designs... That's primarily how I keep up with the latest phones, computer, loose change, altoids, and cars.

thoiboi

Your alarm went off though right

kurtatx

Looks like fatter Chumlee

thoiboi

Catan is serious business... someone probably played a Monopoly card on him or stole his Sheep port or something...

nist7

haha, good point.

Though I wonder if certain cars may be much more difficult....ie say a high end luxury car that's more about security/protection (maybe s-class or a phantom?....)

Yup. I think that makes more sense...instead of making some air-tight fort knox door....you have electronic disabling/alarm that makes the car un-usable if there's unauthorized entry.

cu2wagon

I just keep watching that jiff and it gets funnier and funnier.

I must be a lurker.

kurtatx

honestly, cars aren't worth that much more security. As long as they have windows, they can be broken into. I would rather have someone break into the door than shatter my window

nist7

^^^yeah good point. and with electronic disabling/alarm, probably not need to spend tons of R&D on super secure doors unless the car is some special armor/VIP transport..........

TacoBello

Well... you can get into any car... that doesn't mean you can steal any car. The average car thief likely cant jack many modern cars with their immobilizers and shit. Though im sure there's a subset out there that can pretty much steal anything.

I mean, if cars were intended to be inpenetrable fortresses of solitude, they likely wouldnt have easy to smash windows...

cu2wagon

I came home from work a couple weeks ago and one of the neighbors down the street was standing in the driveway staring at their car window.

An hour or so later when I went to dinner, there were two people there with some miscellaneous hand tools on the driveway.

Came back from dinner and they were still working on it... A full 3 hours later and who know how long they'd been there before I first saw them.

I wanted to walk back down to their house, pick up a brick, and toss it through their side window...

But I didn't.

TacoBello

Plus, car builders dont give a fuck about car security. That's between you and your unsurance company to figure out.

thoiboi

should've just driven by

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

my dad got tired of break ins for loose change in his 1987 huyundai excel so he stopped locking the door.

TacoBello

Hi tossers. Missed you guys. Go easy on me with the cactus.

thoiboi

good to see you taco,


hope your familial issues are being dealt with

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

he already admitted that was a ruse and he was just butthurt!

TacoBello

No, but hey, upwards and onwards... or some shit.

cu2wagon

No.

TacoBello

Just obey the hypnotoad.

cu2wagon

Upwards and inwards.

TacoBello

Plz, cul0?

cu2wagon

Get ready. I've got the full 25.4 mm ready to go!

Gonna lurker you.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Well in that case, I too hope all is well in your purse and all life, Adam.
How was that trip with the Nismo? How come you never share cool shit like that on here, you know...a car form!

TacoBello

Whoa, you grew in size!

TacoBello

I share with you guys. I posted those same pics here, a week or two earlier. Plus, im a big enough asshole that i dont feel the need to leave a bread crumb trail all the way to my front door. The last thing i want is flaming bags of poop on my front door step.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Firstly, it's called shit.
Secondly, why not? That's how you know you matter to people!

cu2wagon

That's how you get a bag of dicks.

thoiboi

Yeah, don't you want us at your funeral or something?

Majofo

I'm surprised any of you could ever be butthurt after the shit we've been through

cu2wagon

That is a good point, ackshually.

#ProlapsLyfe

Majofo

I'll probably die before all of you
But if you guys die before me
I'll be at your funerals fa sho...

Majofo

thoiboi

like a true bro