The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
05-11-2017, 08:22 AM
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it's probably racist because we're both asians and he thinks we look the same 
i'd report him but he'd just ban me
i'd report him but he'd just ban me
05-11-2017, 08:43 AM
i can see it!!
its cuz for the longest time, we're always the first ones to reply to a post.
it's been like two or more years that we've done it
its cuz for the longest time, we're always the first ones to reply to a post.
it's been like two or more years that we've done it
05-11-2017, 08:50 AM
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Well, finals week is nearly over. My course is done, time to dump the stack of finals on the TA/graders desk and laugh as his spirit gets absolutely destroyed!
Good luck to all the Graduates out there! Don't procrastinate, get in those applications as soon as possible... Arby's, Chipotle, Long Dong Silvers, MacDunulds, they're all looking to put your degree in Early Mid-Western American Fictional Literature to use.
"D'yall desires some frenched fried po-tay-tuhs with that?"
- Some Arkansas Settler circa 1686, probably
05-11-2017, 08:50 AM
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so what you're saying is.... we're whores
05-11-2017, 08:51 AM
twin whores!
05-11-2017, 08:52 AM
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Well, finals week is nearly over. My course is done, time to dump the stack of finals on the TA/graders desk and laugh as his spirit gets absolutely destroyed!
Good luck to all the Graduates out there! Don't procrastinate, get in those applications as soon as possible... Arby's, Chipotle, Long Dong Silvers, MacDunulds, they're all looking to put your degree in Early Mid-Western American Fictional Literature to use.
"D'yall desires some frenched fried po-tay-tuhs with that?"
- Some Arkansas Settler circa 1686, probably
Was that that same settler that died of pre-existing conditions?
Is dysentery as pre-existing condition..?
05-11-2017, 08:55 AM
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Dysentery is a pre existing condition. 
05-11-2017, 08:56 AM
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What about Dissent-ery? 
05-11-2017, 09:25 AM
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I think, under Trumpcare, if you've ever *played* Oregon Trail, you have dysentery as a pre-existing condition.
05-11-2017, 12:40 PM
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Fuck Tery.. stupid motherfucker.. he's probably from Missouri
05-11-2017, 12:51 PM
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I'm just here to pulverize your anus.
05-11-2017, 01:00 PM
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Sure sure Missouri.. we know all about you now.
05-11-2017, 01:22 PM
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Pfff that all ended last week.
I saw a surgeon in LA who grafted a horse cock in place. Now prepare thy anus.
I saw a surgeon in LA who grafted a horse cock in place. Now prepare thy anus.
05-11-2017, 01:30 PM
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Happy Friday Fuccbois!
05-11-2017, 02:08 PM
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I bet you saw some horse cocks in LA. Probably went out of your way to find them.
05-11-2017, 02:22 PM
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double meat
05-11-2017, 02:23 PM
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animal style
05-11-2017, 02:24 PM
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Neighhhhhhhh
05-11-2017, 02:29 PM
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Your mouth may say "Neighhhhhhhh Neighhhhhhhh", but your horse cock says "yeeettthhhhh".
05-11-2017, 03:45 PM
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Some click bait article has me thinking..
Apparently BMWs are going up in flames sporadically when parked.
Thing is, there's not necessarily a tie between the models / years.
Azine 3G TL dimwit squad think tank.. brainstorm.. go! (this is where you go suck a lot of dicks)
Apparently BMWs are going up in flames sporadically when parked.
Thing is, there's not necessarily a tie between the models / years.
Azine 3G TL dimwit squad think tank.. brainstorm.. go! (this is where you go suck a lot of dicks)
05-11-2017, 03:46 PM
that tommy boy outtakes is fucking gold, jerry.
05-11-2017, 03:47 PM
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Probably honda high pressure steering hose + vanos oil pump + unused turn signal controller overheating
05-11-2017, 03:48 PM
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Bust it on the meat, ho!
05-11-2017, 05:05 PM
It's Mustard Meat on the Beat, Hos.
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05-11-2017, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Some click bait article has me thinking..
Apparently BMWs are going up in flames sporadically when parked.
Thing is, there's not necessarily a tie between the models / years.
Azine 3G TL dimwit squad think tank.. brainstorm.. go! (this is where you go suck a lot of dicks)
Apparently BMWs are going up in flames sporadically when parked.
Thing is, there's not necessarily a tie between the models / years.
Azine 3G TL dimwit squad think tank.. brainstorm.. go! (this is where you go suck a lot of dicks)
05-11-2017, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Probably honda high pressure steering hose + vanos oil pump + unused turn signal controller overheating
Makes sense... It holds true to the saying: If you don't use it, you'll spontaneously combust..
That's why I always
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05-11-2017, 06:38 PM
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Been in all-day meetings the last couple of days. 
05-11-2017, 06:46 PM
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You mean the best time to be on AZ?!
05-11-2017, 10:00 PM
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yeah wtf.. that's the time I fuck around the most..
Majofo, can you answer that question?
No motherfuckers, I'm in an internet argument
Majofo, can you answer that question?
No motherfuckers, I'm in an internet argument
05-11-2017, 10:12 PM
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Sooooooo... I'm not the only one then?
05-11-2017, 10:38 PM
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That Chigga X Ape mix pretty hard cuh.. got me on some molly 
feels
feels
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05-11-2017, 10:38 PM
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05-11-2017, 10:56 PM
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Ate a big fat steak, potato, and green chile burrito for dinner. Time to fuck off to dreamland. Not Neverland, but just like going to sleep and having a dream, land.
"Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
05-11-2017, 10:57 PM
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Got shit to do, so have a good Friday (don't suck too much donkey dick - save some for Jeff-eh) and maaahhhvalous weekend. 
05-11-2017, 11:02 PM
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I don't like to sleep bc I'm super depressed and don't like to wake up..
But if I stay awake, I can fucking jam out to some hyphy shiett.. drink brew.. jack off.. eat ballshot kakinotane..
#blessings #mentalhealthmonth
But if I stay awake, I can fucking jam out to some hyphy shiett.. drink brew.. jack off.. eat ballshot kakinotane..
#blessings #mentalhealthmonth
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05-11-2017, 11:56 PM
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I'm scared.
05-12-2017, 06:53 AM
just relax, it'll tear less.
05-12-2017, 07:04 AM
take a popper!
05-12-2017, 07:17 AM
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Amyl nitrite FTW
Poppers and coffee--the perfect way to start the day
Poppers and coffee--the perfect way to start the day
05-12-2017, 08:47 AM
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Jalapeno poppers?!?! :Mmmmmmm: