The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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Fucking basic white girl shit...
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Not them but their shit.
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Pour that shit over there face and yell Narnia!!!
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explode that tube of caramel sauce all over the face right after too.. I bet. inception.
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I'd just shit in it..
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Originally Posted by Majofo
This fucking guy.. give him a blowie
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the apathy in the whip cream and choco caramel drizzle is just a bonus.. love the execution.
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A+ lack of effort
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drizzle.. looks like the choco sauce had the runs.. PfffffTTTTTTTTT
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More like jizzle!!!!! AMIRITE
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In their face!
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Sprinkle these nuts in their mouf!
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Yall think they might have a nut allergy ?
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Wait. You were in a Starbucks with 10 legal age girls and you were focusing on what they were drinking? Rather than putting "icing" on their "cupcakes"? Did I read that right? ![Scratch](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/scratch.gif)
what in the fuck. What in the fuckity fuck, indeed.
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what in the fuck. What in the fuckity fuck, indeed.
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my nuts are hypoallergenic
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I went to Starbuchs a couple weekends ago. My fancy pants french press was dirty but I hadn't started the dishwasher yet. And my other dishwasher hadn't come over to start cleaning the house yet, so I went to the local Stardbucks like a filthy immigrant.
Drive through because aintnoonegottimeforthat.png, and they were able to *take* the order but not *make* the order. Simple shit too.
Me: Can I get a medium vanilla latte with whipped cream (for cul0wife).
Derp: So that's a <dumbass size> vanilla latte with whipped, what else?
Me: Yeah, I guess that it... and a large blonde roast coffee (for me; hoping it won't taste burnt like their regular swill).
Derp: What kind?
Me: Just regular coffee. The blonde roast. Large.
Derp: Okay, a <other dumbass size> blonde roast. That'll be <whatever the hell, I don't pay attention; put it on plastic biatch!>
Drive up to the window and pay.
Derp: You had a vegan gluten free bagelcrap and a dippy sounding drink?
Me: No. Medium vanilla latte with whipped cream and a large blonde coffee.
This blows their mind.
Me: *waiting*
Me: *still waiting*
Derp2: Sorry, what'd you have?
Me: Medium vanilla latte with whipped cream and a large blonde coffee.
Derp2: *Hands me a coffee* Vanilla latte.
Me: *hands cup to cul0wife*
Derp2: *Hands me same sized cup of coffee* and a cup of blonde roast.
Me: *drives off*
cul0wife: there's no whipped cream in here.
Me: is that a big deal?
cul0wife: ...
Me: Okay, I'll go in.
Me: *goes in, waits at counter*
Derp3: Hello, welcome to Starbu--
Me: Which of these is a large? *gesturing to the two cups of the same size*
Derp3: O_o
Me: What size are these, large or medium?
Derp3: They're <dumbass size>
Me: Okay. This was supposed to be a medium vanilla latte with whipped cream. There is no whipped cream. And this was supposed to be a large blonde coffee.
Derp3: Okay, *to Derp4* put some whipped cream in this. I can get you a large coffee.
Derp4: O_o
Me: *waiting more*
Derp3: *comes back with my large coffee* Here's your large blonde roast. *grabs lid to put on the medium vanilla latte, which still doesn't have whipped cream*
Derp4: O_o
Derp3: *puts whipped cream, puts lid, hands cup to me* Here's your--
Me: *walking out the door with coffee, thinking about how much spit was likely in mine*
<and scene>
Drive through because aintnoonegottimeforthat.png, and they were able to *take* the order but not *make* the order. Simple shit too.
Me: Can I get a medium vanilla latte with whipped cream (for cul0wife).
Derp: So that's a <dumbass size> vanilla latte with whipped, what else?
Me: Yeah, I guess that it... and a large blonde roast coffee (for me; hoping it won't taste burnt like their regular swill).
Derp: What kind?
Me: Just regular coffee. The blonde roast. Large.
Derp: Okay, a <other dumbass size> blonde roast. That'll be <whatever the hell, I don't pay attention; put it on plastic biatch!>
Drive up to the window and pay.
Derp: You had a vegan gluten free bagelcrap and a dippy sounding drink?
Me: No. Medium vanilla latte with whipped cream and a large blonde coffee.
This blows their mind.
Me: *waiting*
Me: *still waiting*
Derp2: Sorry, what'd you have?
Me: Medium vanilla latte with whipped cream and a large blonde coffee.
Derp2: *Hands me a coffee* Vanilla latte.
Me: *hands cup to cul0wife*
Derp2: *Hands me same sized cup of coffee* and a cup of blonde roast.
Me: *drives off*
cul0wife: there's no whipped cream in here.
Me: is that a big deal?
cul0wife: ...
Me: Okay, I'll go in.
Me: *goes in, waits at counter*
Derp3: Hello, welcome to Starbu--
Me: Which of these is a large? *gesturing to the two cups of the same size*
Derp3: O_o
Me: What size are these, large or medium?
Derp3: They're <dumbass size>
Me: Okay. This was supposed to be a medium vanilla latte with whipped cream. There is no whipped cream. And this was supposed to be a large blonde coffee.
Derp3: Okay, *to Derp4* put some whipped cream in this. I can get you a large coffee.
Derp4: O_o
Me: *waiting more*
Derp3: *comes back with my large coffee* Here's your large blonde roast. *grabs lid to put on the medium vanilla latte, which still doesn't have whipped cream*
Derp4: O_o
Derp3: *puts whipped cream, puts lid, hands cup to me* Here's your--
Me: *walking out the door with coffee, thinking about how much spit was likely in mine*
<and scene>
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Literally 30 minutes at Startbugs. 30 fucking minutes. For shitty burnt coffee.
How do they burn the light roast?!?
How do they burn the light roast?!?
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Your coffee was manhandled by waaaay too many people
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And I was there pretty early... They must have been absolutely decimated by the post-church rush.
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it's either that, or the coffee has just been sitting around too long. That's no good either.
But it makes you wonder, you go to a coffee shop and you get old/burnt tasting coffee... How little of that swill do they sell everyday? What the fuck do people go to a coffee shop for, if it's not the coffee?!
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starbucks sucks such big massive cock.. their coffee is the worst.
FJ, the only roasted beans that aren't fucking cajun style that I've had there is their fair trade blend.. not sure if they still have it.
FJ, the only roasted beans that aren't fucking cajun style that I've had there is their fair trade blend.. not sure if they still have it.
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But lesson learned... If I want a cup of coffee and the pot (heh, 4/20 brah) is dirty, it's well worth the time and money to order my dishwasher to come over to the house immediately to clean the pot so I can she can make me a cup.
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Bleh. I rather drink brown toilet water than startbugs.
im glad I'm not the only one who thinks their coffee is shit.
Interesting fact- all Starbucks locations are actually owned by Starbucks. They don't franchise them out. And yet they still make a shitty cup of coffee. No idea how they became so big and popular.
im glad I'm not the only one who thinks their coffee is shit.
Interesting fact- all Starbucks locations are actually owned by Starbucks. They don't franchise them out. And yet they still make a shitty cup of coffee. No idea how they became so big and popular.
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Yeah, I read once (lol, reading!) that the reason they taste burnt is because they are burnt. Intentionally.
It's a consistency thing. Since Stargbuches is literally everywhere, they want to have a cup of coffee taste the same regardless of where you buy it. Rather than do it right, they over roast all the beans so they all taste uniform. Like shit.
It's a consistency thing. Since Stargbuches is literally everywhere, they want to have a cup of coffee taste the same regardless of where you buy it. Rather than do it right, they over roast all the beans so they all taste uniform. Like shit.
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I go there maybe once a year, so I couldn't remember what was the secret to not burnt. I thought it was the lightest roast, but maybe you're right Maj, it might have been their fair trade blend. Shit. I'll have to try that next year when I end up there again.
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I've had the odd cup that wasn't burnt. Someone should fire the lot of them for not following orders.
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Definitely don't go for good quality coffee.. that's high expectations.
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#420HighExpectations
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But it's not 4:20 yet.
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Although, I suppose if you add 2500 calories of heavy cream and cane syrup, you start to mask the burnt flavor. Probably only the oddballs that take it black (
) who ever know how it really is in your mouth.
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Black balls in your mouth
#selectivereading
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Bitter and unsatisfying
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Black balls with some white milky goodness?
Boba?
Boba?
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It's spelled "baba"
grandma's chowder.
grandma's chowder.
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I love that stuff!