The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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I don't go to the doctor.
I don't even have a doctor.
If I *need* a doctor, I go to the ER. Because it's that serious.
I don't even have a doctor.
If I *need* a doctor, I go to the ER. Because it's that serious.
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I know... Wifey works in infection control and prevention. I hear about this shit all the time. I'm just surprised the superbugs out there now stay contained as well as they do.
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And even then, I'm like "Are you sure it's broken? Do you really need to cast/surgery it? Can't I just, like, put a bandaid on it?"
"Pillz pleez!"
"Pillz pleez!"
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Yeah fuck that shit.. anitbacs are way overused. They should stop that shit now.. just tell everyone to stop being a pussy.
Now steroids.. shiettt.. prescribe steroids and a bottle of water instead... and teahcees.
Now steroids.. shiettt.. prescribe steroids and a bottle of water instead... and teahcees.
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Tea aych sees is the only medication I use.
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For the flu it depends. If my fever lasts a long time or really high, I'll see a doktor.
also depends on what other symptoms I got. Last time I had the flu I developed bronchitis
thankfully my annual Flu sickness skipped out last year. Hope i don't get it this year
also depends on what other symptoms I got. Last time I had the flu I developed bronchitis
thankfully my annual Flu sickness skipped out last year. Hope i don't get it this year
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In fact, I'm going to dose up, right now.
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I don't actually go to the doctor except for my annual checkup (ballcupping for the price of my deductible?!? )
I self-medicate and webMD everything
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Fuck, only Justn, Jeff and I take care of ourselves in the most proper of ways. :Maha:
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matter of fact, i'm dosed up right meow
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Meow too!
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Wait, aren't you at work still?
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I'm craving Thai or Korean food in a major way. Fuuuuuuuuuu
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Did you get dysentery playing Oregon Trail again? I told you it would eventually happen!
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I was at Target this weekend and saw that there is a Oregon Trail card game now.
If you get dysentery from playing this one, you may need to reconsider some of your home cleaning regimen:
If you get dysentery from playing this one, you may need to reconsider some of your home cleaning regimen:
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Is the Internet itself an illusion? Like an illusion within an illusion?
Whoa...
Whoa...
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Deduct deez nuts from you mouf (sp?)
Anyways, I'm just shaming you because I see great things in front of you. Public shaming the only way to push you to greatness.
Greatness being my dong..
Love you ladiboi!
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Wait...she's a nurse or a doc, Taco? I vaguely recall you mentioning she was going to med skoo?
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Back from -ing at the gym. And did ab work.
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It's complicated lol. Let's leave it at that.
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Wait, the ex who posted rape me ads on CL to have rando strangers rape her ex's wife was actually innocent and it was the wife herself who wanted rando strangers to rape her so she could frame the ex.. can't write this shit.. does that mean husband is cuck? I'm so foncused.
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who?
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I don't even know anymore.. starts with a C?
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Who?
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song is so on fire right now
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Brahs, want your viewpoint here.. since moving to Texas, I've noticed that many guys usually spit or hock loogies into the urinal before taking a piss. It's almost like a feeble attempt to grease up their dicks.
Anyways, is this commonplace where you stay. Anyone have insight into this. Is it a southern thing? Is there a belief that one's spit will keep the piss splattering down.
Some OG thing to say, pulling my big dick out, everyone gaze upon it or look away. Possibly symbolizing.. I'm a man (punctuation, comma) baby!
I was tired of wondering what rite of passage this was into manhood and took it by the reigns and made is choke on my meaty meat meat.
Just walked into the bathroom, hocked a loogie from 6 ft away into the urinal.. then stepped up to the plate, pulled out my penis and streamed I.P. Freely's Yellow River.
Dude in the adjacent urinal was like wtf. I think I scared him. Cuck!
Anyways, is this commonplace where you stay. Anyone have insight into this. Is it a southern thing? Is there a belief that one's spit will keep the piss splattering down.
Some OG thing to say, pulling my big dick out, everyone gaze upon it or look away. Possibly symbolizing.. I'm a man (punctuation, comma) baby!
I was tired of wondering what rite of passage this was into manhood and took it by the reigns and made is choke on my meaty meat meat.
Just walked into the bathroom, hocked a loogie from 6 ft away into the urinal.. then stepped up to the plate, pulled out my penis and streamed I.P. Freely's Yellow River.
Dude in the adjacent urinal was like wtf. I think I scared him. Cuck!
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Maybe I should have pissed from the pitcher's mound instead of the plate. I'll try that next time.
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Speaking of peeing...I was inspired by the scene in Harold and Kumar and once walked right up next to another guy peeing at a bush and peed right next to him.