The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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That post brought to you by my opinion. I actually drink vodka that's so expensive you'd never be able to afford it. So GFY.
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FuckJoe and I on the same boat, drinking Vodkas you ninjas can't even pronounce, fucking bitches from foreign places you don't even know about.
Fuck outta here!
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On the real tho, cuz I'm poor trailer trash, I always keep a bottle of Imperia chilling in the fridge.
I like Goose, KettleOne, Belvedere, and Chopin..
I also usually keep a 2 Liter of Dripping Springs, or Tito's or another TX fine vodka for mixers or rage drinking.
I like Goose, KettleOne, Belvedere, and Chopin..
I also usually keep a 2 Liter of Dripping Springs, or Tito's or another TX fine vodka for mixers or rage drinking.
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It's what I use to intoxicate the ladies enough to give me blowies, but usually it ends up in barfies, ask Justn..
Next time.. blowies.
Next time.. blowies.
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BoozeZine!
I found, rather by accident, that Luksusowa is a great "on-hand" bottle. It's basically plastic bottle priced but top shelf-lite quality. It's potato based and pretty nice for what you pay. It's good neat and cheap enough you don't mind mixing it. Or using it for extractions. Or art projects. Or torching cockroaches. You know, whatever.
A+ Highly Recommended.
I found, rather by accident, that Luksusowa is a great "on-hand" bottle. It's basically plastic bottle priced but top shelf-lite quality. It's potato based and pretty nice for what you pay. It's good neat and cheap enough you don't mind mixing it. Or using it for extractions. Or art projects. Or torching cockroaches. You know, whatever.
A+ Highly Recommended.
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Sounds great, but night train and thunderbird are on sale at Specs.
If we want to make America great again, we need to support the old bird while flipping off that KGB commie at the same time!
If we want to make America great again, we need to support the old bird while flipping off that KGB commie at the same time!
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Make America Great Grape Drank Again!
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any of you fuckers voting early.. yeah me neither.
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imma drop off vote by mail ballot this weekend
Betty signed us up for absentee ballot in da mail
what's more American than doing a burnout and not leaving your house to share your opinion?
Maj...you see that 2 part "Copper Caddy" set of episodes of "Bitchin Rides"?
what's more American than doing a burnout and not leaving your house to share your opinion?
Maj...you see that 2 part "Copper Caddy" set of episodes of "Bitchin Rides"?
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BoozeZine!
I found, rather by accident, that Luksusowa is a great "on-hand" bottle. It's basically plastic bottle priced but top shelf-lite quality. It's potato based and pretty nice for what you pay. It's good neat and cheap enough you don't mind mixing it. Or using it for extractions. Or art projects. Or torching cockroaches. You know, whatever.
A+ Highly Recommended.
I found, rather by accident, that Luksusowa is a great "on-hand" bottle. It's basically plastic bottle priced but top shelf-lite quality. It's potato based and pretty nice for what you pay. It's good neat and cheap enough you don't mind mixing it. Or using it for extractions. Or art projects. Or torching cockroaches. You know, whatever.
A+ Highly Recommended.
By the way, "Luksusowa" translated to English means "luxurious" in the feminine tense. So luxury. Much awesome
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Pfffff..... Amateur.
Whoever is receiving (hey, I don't judge) needs a thorough enema. Then it's A to M all night long
Whoever is receiving (hey, I don't judge) needs a thorough enema. Then it's A to M all night long
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Cue the south park human centipad episode gif
What the fuck is even going on in here?
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Cuckin'
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You're a strange guy Taco. Strange guy.
Or is that just how rolls?
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FJ, I tried that JK Kallabo.. fuck that. Reminded me of Becks.. not a fan, didn't finish.
Maybe it just didn't pair with eating leftover messican, but not in the mood for it at least.
I'll either finish it later or make soup out of it... Mmmm.. soup.
Maybe it just didn't pair with eating leftover messican, but not in the mood for it at least.
I'll either finish it later or make soup out of it... Mmmm.. soup.
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Definitely my least favorite JK brew.
use it to baste some skirt steak...it'll help the salt stick.
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Yeah, I found it to just be "beer". Like it wasn't super impressive but it didn't offend me like, say, OE800 (blasphemous, I know, but that really is shit).
I was expecting a little better, quite honestly. I didn't go back for any more.
I was expecting a little better, quite honestly. I didn't go back for any more.
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I like many JK brews, mostly their sour line.. I like RU55, but I hardly see it anymore.
Mad Meg is pretty prevalent, it's not a sour, but it's good. I'd try that if you can find it.
Mad Meg is pretty prevalent, it's not a sour, but it's good. I'd try that if you can find it.
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I'm going to drink some bitch wine to get me through the night..
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I'll grab the Mad Meg next time I'm out; it's usually stacked many bottle deep everywhere. I'm slowly starting into the "regulars" and grabbed a Simple Means last week. It's chilling for later this week.
Oh, and the one that started me down the hoarding rabbit hole, I found out more about. The Fantome Del Rey was a collaboration with a Belgium brewery. JK pulled back all the inventory because the microbes had evolved or whatever and created a "viscous mouthfeel" when you drank it. He said it smelled and tasted fine but that it "felt" weird. So they pulled them all back to age a little longer and now it's right again and they're going back out.
So my panic was ultimately unnecessary. But delicious now that I've got a pantry full of beer. It actually elicited a comment from Mrs. Wagon this weekend. She was like, "holy shit! How much beer are you drinking?" and I, playing it smart, pointed out that I had so much beer because I *wasn't* drinking it and now it's not depleting as quickly (neglecting to mention it's coming in quicker than it leaves. :oops: )
Oh, and the one that started me down the hoarding rabbit hole, I found out more about. The Fantome Del Rey was a collaboration with a Belgium brewery. JK pulled back all the inventory because the microbes had evolved or whatever and created a "viscous mouthfeel" when you drank it. He said it smelled and tasted fine but that it "felt" weird. So they pulled them all back to age a little longer and now it's right again and they're going back out.
So my panic was ultimately unnecessary. But delicious now that I've got a pantry full of beer. It actually elicited a comment from Mrs. Wagon this weekend. She was like, "holy shit! How much beer are you drinking?" and I, playing it smart, pointed out that I had so much beer because I *wasn't* drinking it and now it's not depleting as quickly (neglecting to mention it's coming in quicker than it leaves. :oops: )
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There's a grapefruit skulpin my neighbor drinks that I think tastes delicious.
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There's a grapefruit skulpin my neighbor drinks that I think tastes delicious.
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Yes sir...
I thought it was good!
I thought it was good!
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I guess j meant "coincidentally enough" rather than "ironically enough"
Oh well...
Oh well...
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Using "ironic" when you mean "coincident"...
... Isn't that ironic?!?
Like rai-iaaaaaain; on your wedding day?!?
... Isn't that ironic?!?
Like rai-iaaaaaain; on your wedding day?!?
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It's like ham and cheese, when you just want steak.
you're such a flirt...
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