The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
09-19-2016, 02:00 PM
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How to bake bread
Let me know if the instructions are not clear, and tell me the result of it not being so..
- lay on the couch
- turn on the tv
- wife, make me a sandwich
- eat sandwich
- bj time
- nap
Let me know if the instructions are not clear, and tell me the result of it not being so..
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09-19-2016, 02:03 PM
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Half those ninjas have zero in savings, or no savings account whatsoever. That's because they immediately invest all of their earnings in safe investments that offer medium returns... Right? 
09-19-2016, 02:08 PM
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My way is something like yours it seems. But with just a little different results.
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09-19-2016, 02:10 PM
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eat teeth.. better for bj 
09-19-2016, 02:12 PM
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Another, more recent coworker, was paycheck-to-paycheck. Barely making payments on his car.
Gets a modest raise (and not "modest" but, like, "not a lot" definition of modest) and goes out to lease a preowned BMW.
When discussing the idea of taking the difference between old and new paychecks and putting it into savings until he could actually afford a new car, he said, to paraphrase: "Ninja, what the fuck is savings?"
Me:
Gets a modest raise (and not "modest" but, like, "not a lot" definition of modest) and goes out to lease a preowned BMW.
When discussing the idea of taking the difference between old and new paychecks and putting it into savings until he could actually afford a new car, he said, to paraphrase: "Ninja, what the fuck is savings?"
Me:
09-19-2016, 02:14 PM
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09-19-2016, 02:17 PM
maybe your co-worker is from Cali...
I hear they don't have to save for rainy days
I hear they don't have to save for rainy days
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09-19-2016, 02:18 PM
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Another, more recent coworker, was paycheck-to-paycheck. Barely making payments on his car.
Gets a modest raise (and not "modest" but, like, "not a lot" definition of modest) and goes out to lease a preowned BMW.
When discussing the idea of taking the difference between old and new paychecks and putting it into savings until he could actually afford a new car, he said, to paraphrase: "Ninja, what the fuck is savings?"
Me:
Gets a modest raise (and not "modest" but, like, "not a lot" definition of modest) and goes out to lease a preowned BMW.
When discussing the idea of taking the difference between old and new paychecks and putting it into savings until he could actually afford a new car, he said, to paraphrase: "Ninja, what the fuck is savings?"
Me:
But really- I remember reading (yes, I can read
) an article about the difference between rich people and average people.Rich people, if they come into $1000, will take the money and invest it, thereby making even more money.
Average people, if they come into $1000, will spend it because YOLO.
And then these average people complain about the 1%ers. Granted, not everyone can be a 1%er, but they can always improve their situation and make it up the ladder. They might not have 100 million by the time they retire, but they can at least have a very very comfortable retirement, which most of society struggles with acheiving or even getting remotely close to. It's the exact same here.
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09-19-2016, 02:30 PM
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Corey fucking Feldman.. now there's a man who knows how to save..
except when it comes to putting it out there
or being fiscally responsible when it comes to drugs
except when it comes to putting it out there
or being fiscally responsible when it comes to drugs
09-19-2016, 02:33 PM
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It's hittin from the westside, westside
you know how we do..
Apparently he's crying about how everyone is shaming him
He said something like.. I thought it wasn't cool to shame, why are you shaming me!?!?!
you know how we do..
Apparently he's crying about how everyone is shaming him
He said something like.. I thought it wasn't cool to shame, why are you shaming me!?!?!
09-19-2016, 02:36 PM
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People talking about working until 70 here now... Dafuq... Why didn't you save from 30-60, so that you aren't working until you're dead?
Granted, at 60ish, I'll still be working. Not any of this career bullshit. I'll be done with that. I'll be doing shit for fun, to fill my schedule, not to make ends meet. Do something fun like wax/tune skis and snowboards. Or sell guitars. Or work at a pot shop when it's legal
Granted, at 60ish, I'll still be working. Not any of this career bullshit. I'll be done with that. I'll be doing shit for fun, to fill my schedule, not to make ends meet. Do something fun like wax/tune skis and snowboards. Or sell guitars. Or work at a pot shop when it's legal
09-19-2016, 02:37 PM
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Corey Haim be like.. 
09-19-2016, 02:42 PM
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:homersimpsonfacehands:
Yowsers. Unfortunately, I just went and watched that video. I should not have done that.
:glockinmouthpulltriggersmiley:
Yowsers. Unfortunately, I just went and watched that video. I should not have done that.
:glockinmouthpulltriggersmiley:
09-19-2016, 02:44 PM
09-19-2016, 02:44 PM
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I fucking love it brahh
can't get enough
they hate us because they ate anus
can't get enough
they hate us because they ate anus
09-19-2016, 02:44 PM
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Tale of two Coreys
09-19-2016, 03:08 PM
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I had to hit it with more flavor..
you know how we do
you know how we do
09-19-2016, 03:18 PM
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wtf is going on in here 
09-19-2016, 03:18 PM
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HEY stranger, that's a cool SN! 
09-19-2016, 03:29 PM
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09-19-2016, 03:30 PM
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09-19-2016, 03:35 PM
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oh snap
nice whip!
nice whip!
09-19-2016, 03:51 PM
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$1 > ls
disdik.xml
deeznuts.xml
$2 > gobble *.xml
disdik.xml
deeznuts.xml
$2 > gobble *.xml
09-19-2016, 04:15 PM
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this thread delivers, today 
09-19-2016, 04:24 PM
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What in the sweet fuck? 
"Is my engine ok?"
"Shiiiet, son. No. No, that's not ok."
https://acurazine.com/forums/second-generation-rl-2005-2012-76/engine-explosion-totaled-%2Apics-included%2A-949753/
"Is my engine ok?"
"Shiiiet, son. No. No, that's not ok."
https://acurazine.com/forums/second-generation-rl-2005-2012-76/engine-explosion-totaled-%2Apics-included%2A-949753/
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09-19-2016, 04:31 PM
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Open headers?!?!
09-19-2016, 04:32 PM
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I have never come across that before. Wow. 
09-19-2016, 04:33 PM
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09-19-2016, 05:17 PM
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I know you ninjas want to gobble my spicy nuggets
YG Keeps His Bool Eating Spicy Nuggets | Hot Ones on Complex - YouTube
YG Keeps His Bool Eating Spicy Nuggets | Hot Ones on Complex - YouTube
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09-19-2016, 05:41 PM
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Cut him some slack majofo. Today is really two Fridays ago in metric.