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#9643
#9645
Originally Posted by TacoBello
but that's not hacking! that's playing! ain't nobody got time for dat!
I'm looking for instant gratification for doing absolutely nothing
I'm looking for instant gratification for doing absolutely nothing
#9646
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#9649
I got made fun of at work for relocating a black widow spider...
and for shedding a tear when they killed a coral snake...they did a bad job, it was writhing in pain, so I finished the job reluctantly.
Then I looked it up and nobody had died from one in 20 fucking years...like, really...we have a huge expanse of field behind the yard, let it be.
and for shedding a tear when they killed a coral snake...they did a bad job, it was writhing in pain, so I finished the job reluctantly.
Then I looked it up and nobody had died from one in 20 fucking years...like, really...we have a huge expanse of field behind the yard, let it be.
I scared a coral snake out of my brosef's bush.. (what's with all this innuendo, cock)
I made sure he took a safe path away from the houses.
Remember.. Red Touch Yellow, Kills a Fellow.. Red Touch Black, Friend of Jack
I'm judging the shit out of you right now..
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#9651
Originally Posted by Majofo
I judge men by how they treat others that are lesser than them..
I'm judging the shit out of you right now..
I'm judging the shit out of you right now..
Or just taco
#9653
I'll admit, I am the biggest pu$$$$$$$$$$ay ever. I don't like killing anything at all. Well, except for mosquitoes.
But beyond that, there'll be a fly and I'm like "naw, who am I to be this fly's judge? It's just doing it's thang, even if it annoys me."
Pu$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Can't help it. If it's alive, let it live.
But beyond that, there'll be a fly and I'm like "naw, who am I to be this fly's judge? It's just doing it's thang, even if it annoys me."
Pu$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Can't help it. If it's alive, let it live.
#9656
Gather round kids and let Mr. Cul0 the English Teacher learn you a little something about rhetorical questions:
rhe·tor·i·cal
rəˈtôrək(ə)l/
adjective
of, relating to, or concerned with the art of rhetoric.
"repetition is a common rhetorical device"
synonyms: stylistic, oratorical, linguistic, verbal
"rhetorical devices"
expressed in terms intended to persuade or impress.
"the rhetorical commitment of the government to give priority to primary education"
synonyms: extravagant, grandiloquent, magniloquent, high-flown, orotund, bombastic, grandiose, pompous, pretentious, overblown, oratorical, turgid, flowery, florid; More
(of a question) asked in order to produce an effect or to make a statement rather than to elicit information.
rəˈtôrək(ə)l/
adjective
of, relating to, or concerned with the art of rhetoric.
"repetition is a common rhetorical device"
synonyms: stylistic, oratorical, linguistic, verbal
"rhetorical devices"
expressed in terms intended to persuade or impress.
"the rhetorical commitment of the government to give priority to primary education"
synonyms: extravagant, grandiloquent, magniloquent, high-flown, orotund, bombastic, grandiose, pompous, pretentious, overblown, oratorical, turgid, flowery, florid; More
(of a question) asked in order to produce an effect or to make a statement rather than to elicit information.
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#9669
Originally Posted by Majofo
Mama I'm a deit??
That's not how you spell idiot
That's not how you spell idiot
Fixed?
Originally Posted by Majofo
That's a loaded question because you don't consider spiders and scorpions as animals
So good day.. let the door knob hit you repeatedly in the suck hole as you exit the premises
So good day.. let the door knob hit you repeatedly in the suck hole as you exit the premises
Explaining the joke doesn't even make it funny anymore, never mind
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That's fucked up J.. yeah, a douche is going to be a douche.
I scared a coral snake out of my brosef's bush.. (what's with all this innuendo, cock)
I made sure he took a safe path away from the houses.
Remember.. Red Touch Yellow, Kills a Fellow.. Red Touch Black, Friend of Jack
I scared a coral snake out of my brosef's bush.. (what's with all this innuendo, cock)
I made sure he took a safe path away from the houses.
Remember.. Red Touch Yellow, Kills a Fellow.. Red Touch Black, Friend of Jack
I swear, I get this knot in my stomach when I see dead gators on the side of the road...turtles...like really, not ONE person could stop and toss it back in the canal (the turtle...scare the gator...).
I saved an iguana trying to walk on the highway once...went home and built him a cage (without a 90 degree angle...that was a gangster ass cage) and fed him lettuce and carrots for a few months...the dogs would go to the cage and he'd whip his tail...eventually he broke a piece of his tail off and that was the day I decided he needed to be back in the wild.
I literally cried the one time I hit a raccoon with my car...when I was jogging and stepped on a lizard running across the sidewalk...when I ran over a lizard with my mountain bike. LIKE FKKKKK...I hate killing stuff.
Even at home...Betty gets annoyed because I am like, stop killing the poor ants, they ain't hurtin anyone...even the daddy long legs that live everywhere around our doors and windows...but eventually it started getting out of hand and I had to start doing pesticide. Sucked to run into damn webs INSIDE your house walking through a hallway you just walked through. Roaches...I think most can agree they aren't allowed in the house.
I literally laughed out loud at this for some reason.
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#9679
I'm the same way. Wifey always wants me to kill spiders on the outside of the house, and I'm like "why? They're just doing their thang. They ain't bothering anyone"
shes terrified of them and won't even attempt to kill them. Thank god.
Secretly, I like taking photos of spiders. They creep the shit out of me
shes terrified of them and won't even attempt to kill them. Thank god.
Secretly, I like taking photos of spiders. They creep the shit out of me
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