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Old 08-03-2016, 01:22 PM
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Has your mom ever found a pomelo grapefruit with a hole in it in the shower that looks like it was raped by a silverback gorilla
yeah, me either
pomelos are a good size.
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I was sincerely intrigued. I've watched plenty of porn and seen my fair share of lady bits, some with big lips, but never one that I'd consider "omg that's too fucking big".
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she isnt the "cat" lady that transformed herself through cosemetic surgery to resemble a cat, is she???
no, no not her. But really... How do you fuck up a lip reduction? It seems like it'd be the easiest surgery ever. The deli meat is right there. Just trim!
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:24 PM
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I was sincerely intrigued. I've watched plenty of porn and seen my fair share of lady bits, some with big lips, but never one that I'd consider "omg that's too fucking big".
Oh my, I saw a gif last night that I'll need to see if I can track down for you. It was "omg that's too fucking big".
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:26 PM
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I was sincerely intrigued. I've watched plenty of porn and seen my fair share of lady bits, some with big lips, but never one that I'd consider "omg that's too fucking big".
just sounds like your hs mate was insecure about her body.
stupid stupid girl.
quit fucking up what God intended
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:29 PM
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There's nothing surgery can't fuck up or make worse
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:30 PM
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There's nothing surgery can't fuck up or make worse
even my face?

all my old gf's and mom says it's bottom of the barrel already
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
just sounds like your hs mate was insecure about her body.
stupid stupid girl.
quit fucking up what God intended
she was 21 when this happened

and yeah... Hardcore bible thumper, she was.
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even my face?

all my old gf's and mom says it's bottom of the barrel already
I see they continue to compliment you on your face
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:36 PM
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she was 21 when this happened

and yeah... Hardcore bible thumper, she was.
Did Daddy pay for the surgey?
what the fuck do you tell you dad?

daddy, i am unhappy with the way my pussy looks
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Did Daddy pay for the surgey?
what the fuck do you tell you dad?

daddy, i am unhappy with the way my pussy looks
Maybe he told her he didn't like the way it looked?
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Originally Posted by justnspace
Did Daddy pay for the surgey?
what the fuck do you tell you dad?

daddy, i am unhappy with the way my pussy looks


now that hat would be funny. I don't quite remember, but I believe she paid by herself. I don't think it was done free, as it would be considered cosmetic surgery, which the healthcare here doesn't cover. Unless she was able to claim some kind of health concern... I dunno. Definitely no parents involved- at least not directly. Her parents were 1000 miles away, so maybe she bullshitted them and said she needed it for tuition, I dunno.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
even my face?

all my old gf's and mom says it's bottom of the barrel already
paper bag
better yet, plastic bag
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:41 PM
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Maybe he told her he didn't like the way it looked?
I lol'd so hard and hope none of you have daughters.
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:52 PM
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now that hat would be funny. I don't quite remember, but I believe she paid by herself. I don't think it was done free, as it would be considered cosmetic surgery, which the healthcare here doesn't cover. Unless she was able to claim some kind of health concern... I dunno. Definitely no parents involved- at least not directly. Her parents were 1000 miles away, so maybe she bullshitted them and said she needed it for tuition, I dunno.

hard to walk around ?

constant chafing?

emotional distress



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Old 08-03-2016, 01:54 PM
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Tripping hazard.

Whipping hazard in strong winds.

I'm sure the list goes on and on and on. But someone might be able to reduce it a little bit if they cared to.
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I'm not an expert at anatomy or anything.. but, couldn't you.. hypothetically.. shove them in.
Sounds like a win win to me.
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Old 08-03-2016, 01:58 PM
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Just tuck it in like you'd do if you were wearing a tie and sat down to have soup for dinner.
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suck it in?


i mean that's what i do..
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I'm not an expert at anatomy or anything.. but, couldn't you.. hypothetically.. shove them in.
Sounds like a win win to me.
well yeah, thats why they call me sticky fingaz
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well yeah, thats why they call me sticky fingaz


:thief:
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I mean, if I can tuck
They can tuck
Amirite?
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Just tuck it in like you'd do if you were wearing a tie and sat down to have soup for dinner.
Soup to nuts argument, I can grasp it
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This unibrow cumdumpster created an infomercial

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Originally Posted by Majofo
I mean, if I can tuck
They can tuck
Amirite?
This... this right here gets a thanks.
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Next time any of you eat pho with steak in it... You'll be thinking beef curtains. You can thank me later
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i miss a good bowl of pho... ATL sucks for food
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Adumb, what Bridgestone tires have you sworn by? The TL is up for tires and I was hoping August meant Costco would have the Michelins on coupon again so I can get some Pilot Sports but alas they're stil doing Bridgestone this month..
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I'm sure there are plenty of beef curtains you can eat in ATL though
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Adumb, what Bridgestone tires have you sworn by? The TL is up for tires and I was hoping August meant Costco would have the Michelins on coupon again so I can get some Pilot Sports but alas they're stil doing Bridgestone this month..
You whore. I'm not ignoring you!

My personal tires of choice are the Bridgestone Potenza RE-11As.

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i waited almost 40 minutes for a response..


that's like 6 hours if you convert to AMerican minutes...
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are you also running 255 40 or the OEM 235 45 spec?
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...40 minutes later...

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are you also running 255 40 or the OEM 235 45 spec?
im running them on my Enkeis... I don't remember the size of them though. I'm 99% sure they are 18x8.5 for the wheels.

I know the tires are 245/40R18. I can't remember the wheel width. Like I said, I'm pretty sure they are 8.5" wide. I basically went to Costco and said "Hey, these are the wheel size I have. This is the car I have. What is the widest tire you will legally sell me?"
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okay, Costco is having a GREAT sale on Bridgestones right now and even though I"m usually a Michelin guy, I may jump just because ..

70 off tires, 60 off installation = $130 total off!! Gonna see if I can find the RE11's i couldn't at first, may have to special order them.
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No, I lied. I'm pretty sure my wheels are 18x8. Tires for sure are 245/40R18

but as mentioned, just talk to the monkeys in the tire shop. Personally, I like that "beefy" tire look. Costco didn't want to sell me anything wider than that, unfortunately.

As as far as wear is concerned, well, I drive my car pretty hard. This is at least the 2nd summer I'm running these tires, and they still look like they have a shit ton of tread left. Maybe it's the third summer. I dunno. At least second though. I'm not really one to spin my tires though. It'll happen on occasion when seriously hauling ass, but I try to limit it.
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okay, Costco is having a GREAT sale on Bridgestones right now and even though I"m usually a Michelin guy, I may jump just because ..

70 off tires, 60 off installation = $130 total off!! Gonna see if I can find the RE11's i couldn't at first, may have to special order them.
try them. I'd be highly surprised if you regret them. These tires tend to get hated on for three reasons:

1. Price. Well, they're on sale now, so this shouldn't be a big deal.

2. Tire wear. As I mentioned, I've gotten great mileage out of mine. If you aren't consistently burning rubber, you should be able to get 25k miles out Of them. No, it's not lots, but they're an uber high performance tire. For me, that's plenty of driving. If I didn't have a second car, I'd be getting almost 3 seasons out of them.

3. Tire weight. Yes, they are heavier. I won't deny it. But they're built like a fucking tank. I Have two nails in one tire right now (from last fall) and it doesn't leak air at all. Seriously. It's like the nail hits the tire and bends like a gummy worm and doesn't go through. You won't necessarily notice the tire weight when you put these on though. The only time I notice it is when I switch back to my winter tires- then I notice the weight difference. It's not bad enough to keep me from buying them time and again though.
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have you read much into the RE-71R's? they seem to be somewhat comparable on tirerack and actually available on Costco's site
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