it all makes sense!

I can source a JDM RB26 and overnight it to him, if need be...

 

grammar fixed and..
reported...

 

Why pick only one man when you could have multiple men?

You need to think through your actions a little better JawKnee. You'll miss out on many wonderful experiences if you're too impulsive like that.

 

A men? why you now A prus men?

 

Played softball(s) last night...

We were coming in to the game with a 3-0 record.

We were also playing the worst team in our division, with a 0-3 record.

The other team also has not one a single game in spring league, and so far none in summer league.

Until they played us last night and beat us 25-19

An absolutely abysmal showing by our team... but, we were short one player, and had 4 subs... we only had half of our normal team, but still... just brutal. I cried a little.

 

Sounds bismal.

But on the flipside, just imagine how ecstatic that team of 12 year olds must feel now that they have one victory under their belt. And add to that the fact that they did it by embarrassing the cocksure kings-of-the-hill.

Must be nice for them, I'm happy for them.

 

i play soft ball until it gets hard then i quit


because i'm a quitter

 

Did you jump in your Jizzmo, rev the engine and fail miserably at doing a burn-out as you were leaving in one last pathetic attempt to regain some semblance of manliness out of your emasculation?

 

Probably should rub some Icy Hot on it and take a couple aspirin, Taco.

:soory:

 

instructions not clear...


put icy hot on soft balls...

 

I drove the TL to the game

Hey, there's no way the dog is going into the Jizmo. I'm even half hesitant putting the wife into the Jizmo

 

I'm sure you suckas heard about J getting his new whip, weeks ago... I feel left out of the loop

You coulda sent me a telegraph to the north pole, you know

 

Carrier pigeon was sent a month ago.. is it still not there!?


pidgey

 

Pshh.. we've been talking about it since I got mines cuhh

 

well yeah.. but that was never serious...

I think I saw you post up the one he bought... or at least make reference to another one, for him to look at...

 

You have a TL? I actually don't remember that

Dude, he's had the blue car for ages now and even has a 10,000 page topic about it. Keep up ya' dope.

 

Sigh... I feel like you're trying too hard here again. Where's the natural flowing humor?

Ok, I'll go check the mail box for that bag you told me to look out for.. and subsequently eat.

 

Cu2wagon, Out of ALL the pepper seeds we threw, we only have one ghost pepper growing!!

tons of thai peppers tho

 

I'm not always funny Taco. Actually, most of the time I'm a sad clown.

No one knows what it's like To be the bad clown To be the sad clown Behind brown eyes. No one knows what it's like To be hated To be fated To telling only lies. But my balls They aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be.

Okay, so it's only 33 pages but it is almost 1800 posts. :soory: again.

https://acurazine.com/forums/3g-tl-p...ead%85-942090/

 

Robin Williams

 

cul0


i think taco is referring to J's new Toro riding mower..?

 

Yeah, the black one.

Like J always says... Once you go black...

 

blue eyes are better

 

This was a poor year for me. My Bhut Jolokia plant that spontaneously regenerated has grown quite a bit, flowered, but never got pollinated. It's going through another set of flowers right now so maybe this time.

My indoors plants that I started this year have been neglected and are only about 8" tall and only have a few sets of leaves. I really need to put them outside but it's to oppressively hot right now and they'd never make it. So I guess I'm keeping them on a slow roll for making peppers next year. It's a bummer because that's my "random seed" pot and I'm really curious what will come out.

I miss having fresh peppers.

 

I like the brown eye.

 

Cul0, you now have a wagon buddy...

I'd call him papawagon though, if I were you. I mean, you've had yours longer... But his is known to make you tighten your sphincter...

 

Mrs. Doubtfire doesn't want to hear your shit you ninny.. stop being a pussy.

 

I've heard the best way to test what peppers you have growing in your random pot is to insert each, about 1" (2.541 cm) deep into you anus. The amount of burn will dictate what is growing in the pot.

 

:homersimpsongrabsabooty:

If I had a pepper to insert, I'd be able to look at it and tell what it was.

I mean, I'll still do what you said, but not for genus identification.

 

Then why are you inserting?

 

Oh shit. I just saw that thread where J got a new car.

Now I know what Adumb was talking aboot.

And today I am the dummy.

Shame.gif

 

Wait so not a lawn mower

 

Wait, wut? You didn't know?

And I thought I was the only one living in an igloo, in the middle of butt fuck nowhere...

 

DO WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TODAY!??????????????



lol

 

 

I should be hurt, you never pay attentions to me.

 

Justin...yeah man...I told my neighbor buddy...don't mess with that shit.
He was trying to adjust the wheel on the track, which he could only do by hitting with a hammer toward him...well, let's say his forehead has a red round mark on it now from where he missed
we all had a good laugh about that becuase he has a very Justin TENSIONERRRRR approach to fixing things.

 

https://clyp.it/uluh3i2s

 

that's pretty funny...
I think that was from the blue valve adjustment video!

 

It was in the backseat of my V... Purrrrr!!!!