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Old 04-06-2018, 06:52 PM
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Oh shit. There's a location in Houston... Hmm. May need to ditch work some day.
That's why I tagged you ese
Must go

My other faves are OG and Miso Hot
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
they do the table with newspapers at the college games...crawfish boil with potatoEs and corn cobs...always looks gross to me.
I like lobster and especially stone crabs but only once I pick the meat out and dip it. I don't like sucking the meat out from the bug.
We got this place here called The Captain's Boil where you choose your seafood (crawfish, lobster, king or snow crab legs, shrimp, clams or mussels), you select your flavor out of 4 difference choices and how spicy you want it and they bring you a pound of what you selected in a plastic bag. You eat it with plastic gloves on tables with newspaper with whatever side you want.

Real good, messy AF, best place to bring a date to see if she's the kind to put out (plus look at what that mouth do)
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Originally Posted by polobunny
We got this place here called The Captain's Boil where you choose your seafood (crawfish, lobster, king or snow crab legs, shrimp, clams or mussels), you select your flavor out of 4 difference choices and how spicy you want it and they bring you a pound of what you selected in a plastic bag. You eat it with plastic gloves on tables with newspaper with whatever side you want.

Real good, messy AF, best place to bring a date to see if she's the kind to put out (plus look at what that mouth do)
Brutal.
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If I remember correctly, if you get the clams, extra spicy, and then try anal the morning after, you have a roughly 80% chance of getting hit with a shitsplosion.

Or as they call it, the "french Canadian kiss".
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
If I remember correctly, if you get the clams, extra spicy, and then try anal the morning after, you have a roughly 80% chance of getting hit with a shitsplosion.

Or as they call it, the "french Canadian kiss".
wheeeen the moon hits your eye like a big piiiiizza pie that's amore
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:03 AM
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and that's why I basically only come here for the salads and ramblings.
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

and that's why I basically only come here for the salads and ramblings.
And to needle (dick) Adumb (needle dick) until he rage-quits for months at a time (but still cucks what's going on).

​​​​​but that's probably rhetorical.
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:31 AM
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GF's upper class boss told her that he saw some crazy novelty food at Costco the other day.
"It's like pasta, but they come in a styrofoam bowl and you only need water and inside there's a flavor packet your pour in the water!"

He was amazed by instant ramen. He bought the whole 24 of them just so him, his wife and his son could taste it. wtf that's so disconnected
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:44 AM
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we have top ramen like once a week here...
can't beat it...
when you're feeling a bit down and out and you can tell your body needs msg and sodium, accept no substitute!
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
we have top ramen like once a week here...
can't beat it...
when you're feeling a bit down and out and you can tell your body needs msg and sodium, accept no substitute!
Dude I'm having it as we speak. I try not to eat shit because it's just stupid if you're working out, but it's acceptable if you call it "carb loading".
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When I started my first jerb out of college, I'd go to Sam's Club and buy a case of the cup o noodles. Just kept them in the trunk of my car and would grab one on the way in to the office in the morning. Special days were for the shimp flavored ones with the two little freeze-dried shimps.
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Old 04-07-2018, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
When I started my first jerb out of college, I'd go to Sam's Club and buy a case of the cup o noodles. Just kept them in the trunk of my car and would grab one on the way in to the office in the morning. Special days were for the shimp flavored ones with the two little freeze-dried shimps.
I think instant noodle kept a lot of us alive through college-ish years. I mean how else were we supposed to afford booze?

My greatest moment relating to instant noodle was using a coffee brewer to boil water and get my fix. If you disregard the slight coffee flavor, it's pretty good...The coffee pot is a really annoying dish to eat out of though.
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Originally Posted by polobunny
GF's upper class boss told her that he saw some crazy novelty food at Costco the other day.
"It's like pasta, but they come in a styrofoam bowl and you only need water and inside there's a flavor packet your pour in the water!"

He was amazed by instant ramen. He bought the whole 24 of them just so him, his wife and his son could taste it. wtf that's so disconnected
But the real question, is did they actually eat it out of the styrofoam cups like a poor? Or did they dump it out into a china or crystal bowl to eat?
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Old 04-07-2018, 12:16 PM
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Ah, ramen... I used to take two of them, crush them up a bit and put both back into one bowl
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Old 04-07-2018, 12:29 PM
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But the real question, is did they actually eat it out of the styrofoam cups like a poor? Or did they dump it out into a china or crystal bowl to eat?
The story doesn't tell, usually the maid cooks for them or they eat out I believe. I wouldn't surprised though, they have a stupid amount of money from what I can see.

Totally jelly of his wife car, tiny 5' italian lady, she drives a fucking RS7 IIRC. Dad drives a booooring Q5, son a CTS 2.0T with plastidipped blue emblems. I have no fucking clue why the fuck she needs a car like that.
When GF told me "oh yeah she drives a car you'd probably like" and I saw it when I picked her up from work I was like
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Ah, ramen... I used to take two of them, crush them up a bit and put both back into one bowl
If you haven't crushed the pack, poured in the salt, then ate the dry ramen like that you haven't lived I say.
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I used to add some lemon and mushrooms and shred some cold cuts and shredded cheese in it...if I really wanted to liven things up, even some crystal hot sauce.
and yes, into a regular fancy bowl...
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I used to add pepper and lemon...
sometimes cold cuts that I'd cut up...and shredded cheese...maybe some crystal hot sauce.
definitely some portobello mushrooms broken up...

I know how to live.
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Originally Posted by polobunny
If you haven't crushed the pack, poured in the salt, then ate the dry ramen like that you haven't lived I say.
pffff.... I did that when I was 10
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I used to add pepper and lemon...
sometimes cold cuts that I'd cut up...and shredded cheese...maybe some crystal hot sauce.
definitely some portobello mushrooms broken up...

I know how to live.
Simmer down Alton Brown.
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Tryna make us look like a bunch of cheapskates... Ah shit, my rope belt...

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Simmer down Alton Brown.
Simmer. I C what U did.
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Tryna make us look like a bunch of cheapskates... Ah shit, my rope belt...

I accidentally stumbled on the reviews for Hamburger Helper products while perusing the website to tell my GF which was flavor was best.

Some of the stuff there is hilarious, like some people complaining about the recipe changing and other people actually cooking a whole meal with the base being hamburger helper. It's like at that point, why just not use pasta and sauce??
Then I realized it's probably Deer Meat with his fancy cooking.

https://www.bettycrocker.com/product...per/beef-pasta
Purchased beef pasta today from my local grocery store. Extremely upset when I got home to make it. No I usually follow the directions pretty well. My husband and I have added 1 tsp of butter to each box used because it gives it a little extra flavor. We've never experienced any problems. I get home, brown the hamburger and strain it like I always do to try to get as much grease out of it as possibe. I get the 2 boxes out that I bought and they both say add 2 1/3 cup of hot water and 1 full cup of milk. I use an 11in electric skillet, and it's always big enough. As I start pouring the water and the milk I notice that my skillet is literally about to overflow. And I just think, ok this doesn't seem righ, I never almost over flow the pan. Add the little bit of butter and pour everything in. Now usually we have to add a little bit more water because I like my noodles more done than most people, but the water always cooks out. Not the case tonight. Tonight we had soup. Because of all of the water and milk, it was runny and none of the sauce stuck to the noodles like it's supposed to. It ended up boiling over and making a huge mess in my kitchen, and because of so much water, it diluted the flavoring. So because it was already 6:30 and my kids had still not ate yet, we ended up going to McDonald's. I hate feeding my kids fast food and only do it when I have no other choice. 2 lbs of hamburger wasted and the 2 boxes of beef pasta wasted because it had incorrect directions on it.
We love beef pasta. It's our favorite. I was so excited to have it for dinner tonight. But that didn't happen. Thanks for listening.

I have been eating beef pasta (BP) for over 30 years, in fact I think it used to be called BP Egg Noodles. Tonight will be my last box of BP and HH as a product family due to the awful taste that this apparently new recipe contains; the taste is unbearable. My son made some BP 2 weeks ago and it was so bad that I thought he forgot to add something.

Thanks for the good years, but this is it for me. I also had to say goodbye to Zaterans Jumbalya, and Campbells soup years ago. Companies just don't learn to leave things alone or risk loosing customers. I wish I could give it a lower rating but 1 star was is the minimum.
I like the second quote, all I can think of is that some geriatric "kids these days" mofucker is absolutely pissed at life because Betty Crocker removed 50% of the salt or something from their Beef Pasta Hamburger Helper spice packet.

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worst part is, that was a serious complaint.
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worst part is, that was a serious complaint.
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My question to you, if you are knowledgeable of the Hamburger Helper products, which one you deem the best?

I mean for instant ramen, everybody and their dog seems to like chicken even though beef and shrimp are usually better, but there doesn't seem to be any consensus regarding HH.
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I'm seriously not reading a ramblings post that fucking long.
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Started watching Letterkenny... fuck me, what a hilarious show

Go Ontario!!

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I'm seriously not reading a ramblings post that fucking long.
Do you really have anything better to do?

We all know you can't go for second round so I mean why not read hamburger helper reviews once she falls asleep?

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Started watching a Letterkenny... fuck me, what a hilarious show

Go Canada!!
GF's Ontarian... her fav episode has to be S03E04 - Les Hiques. Great QC vs ON rivalry episode.
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Some douchey fuckboy trying to race or some shit when coming in to work tonight.. in a 320i. The fuck you even doing man?? Spent the whole blvd trying to peel off when lights were turning green.
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Some douchey fuckboy trying to race or some shit when coming in to work tonight.. in a 320i. The fuck you even doing man?? Spent the whole blvd trying to peel off when lights were turning green.
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My question to you, if you are knowledgeable of the Hamburger Helper products, which one you deem the best?

I mean for instant ramen, everybody and their dog seems to like chicken even though beef and shrimp are usually better, but there doesn't seem to be any consensus regarding HH.
OG Helper of GTFO.

All that other bullshit is just mark bitches parading around with their metaphorical cock taped up to their asshole (the "ladiboi").
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4/20 celebrations!
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OG Helper of GTFO.

All that other bullshit is just mark bitches parading around with their metaphorical cock taped up to their asshole (the "ladiboi").
Yeah we had that discussion GF and I. Which one is OG? Cause for me, the OG in my heart has always been beef pasta.

Also whoever enjoys Tuna Helper is a certified psychopath.

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4/20 celebrations!
Too high my man, you're 12 days early!
For 4/20 here people go an climb on the small mountain at the center of Montreal where there's a nice park, pond/tiny lake and lots of trails and they go smoke near a jesus cross that's there.
They also have sex in the woods and shit, cause devil's lettuce is depraved AF.
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for real though...
if you wish people happy 4/20 ON 4/20 then you're not high enough!
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Yeah we had that discussion GF and I. Which one is OG? Cause for me, the OG in my heart has always been beef pasta.

Also whoever enjoys Tuna Helper is a certified psychopath.
Yeah, I guess that's it. Whatever regular ol' "Hambuger Helper" flavor is. Just beef I guess. Not "Extreeme fucking pizza flavor, yo" or "Taco in your face, bitch" or whatever the fuck they have now.

I can confirm, based on being a broke ass college student, that the hamburger is essential to making the meal. Helper Helper just doesn't work.
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LMAO, this is true.
Although you can sub tofu in, if you're being health conscious.
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