the rapist?

 

Fuckin' Taco... Always succumbing to therapists.

Fuckin' Taco... Always sucking cum to the rapists.

 

"Works in healthcare as a therapist". Sounds like a story a lady'd make up before convincing someone to try getting pegged.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that. If it floats your boat and crushes your prostate... More power (bottom) to ya!

 

Oh nice! Like occupational/speech therapist?

 

*belches* Just ate.

 

Fucking Fuck Joe...how do you come up with this shit on the fly!?
Well, I'm assuming you do. Maybe you have a thesaurus and ghost writer!

Taco, gotcha...
get a V in manual, bro...you can't go wrong with that.

 

Eat a fat sack J

 

One time, when I was a lil' cul0 at the neighbor's house before school, I tried to hurdle a couch in the basement but I snagged my foot going over the top and smashed my head into the concrete floor. Not wanting to get in trouble for being a dumbass, I said nothing and went on to school. There I proceeded to sweat and have vision problems so I was sent to the nurse's office. They looked at the growing egg sized lump on the side of my front head and called the parents. Parents took their dumbass to the doctor and the doctor said, "no more monkeys jumping on the bed for fuck sake, you stupid shit, you've got a concussion."

Ever since... This is how I think. But only on my head. When I talk out loud to people, I sound like DeerMeat types:

Means to say: "I would so enjoy the opportunity to turn Kurt around and fuck him."

Actually says: "kurt backward is fuck"

True story.

 

I bumped my head as a kid too.


Funny, Zoe sings that song all the time!

 

I bumped my head as a kid too.


Funny, Zoe sings that song all the time! J taught it to her and it was the first song I ever heard her sing on her own without being taught to mimic it (over time).

 

I cracked my skull at 11 months

 

FFS c(k)urt, that must've hurt.

 

I don't remember

 

FFS c(k)urt, I would not have expected you to given how young you were. FFS.

 

None of this surprises anyone

 

Right?

 

Nice, I cracked my noggin when I was a kid too. Indoor hammock, swinging in there with a lady friend, hammock unhooks and we come crashing down. Bed frame to the back of the head... ouch.
Walk away to go play SMW, feels like my head is warm... blood on my hand, aw man.

Now you know why I'm speshal.

 

I hid a hunting knife in laptop cables and strapped a mag on my knee to test airport security before (legally, this is contractual not some sort of oh hey let's do this today and try not to end up in jail).

Airports like to give you the illusion of security.

 

Security theater.

But hey, the TSA is 100% effective at preventing attacks that don't happen.

 

At least you get a free patdown if you have any religious headgear. There's not only bad points.

 

ugh.. two canadiens in this bitch..

 

LMAO, she must be very satisfied. Any Americans watching?

 

 

No... actually... hahaha... I don't overly know

She's a sports injury therapist by degree (I don't know the exact title), but she works in a different field now. Still with Alberta Health Services, just a different facet. She deals with dementia patients now.

 

And no, I don't have dementia

 

The bitch of a thing about dementia, is that is exactly what someone with it would say.

Frankly, it would explain a lot.

As a doctor, I think I've obtained enough evidence now to declare that Tacobello From Azine has dementia.

Probably should update the Wikipedia page.

 

Too many shots to the head

 

Please, do!

Can I get a doctor's note, to take the rest of the day off? My dementia is acting up....

 

Poor Cul0... fell down the stairs and bumped his noggin' too many times... thinks he's a doctor now...

 

AFAIK he's an actual doctor. Your dementia is flaring up Taco.

 

is that what he told you, before the probe went in?

 

Probably has PSTD
Penis Sucking Transient Dementia

 

You're so fucked in the head you don't even know who we're talking about
Your name is Taco, and you have a problem

 

 

I always joke about dementia and alzheimers but I had someone explain to me the demise of their loved one and man, fucking gut wrenching...

 

The demented guy actually has a good point.

It's at the top of his head, but he's got the right idea about the tacos.

 

 

Ah nice! So, educated and has a good purpose in life!


Enjoy it and see what happens, Taco.

 

Yeah. It's terrible. But I find it's one of those things I need to joke about because it's a coping mechanism.

That's probably the same thing that one guy would claim about laughing at the Holocaust, but the difference is that I'm not a Nazi. If that wasn't clear.