The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
04-05-2018, 05:53 PM
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04-05-2018, 06:02 PM
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"Works in healthcare as a therapist". Sounds like a story a lady'd make up before convincing someone to try getting pegged.
04-05-2018, 06:05 PM
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04-05-2018, 07:34 PM
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*belches* Just ate.
04-05-2018, 07:44 PM
Fucking Fuck Joe...how do you come up with this shit on the fly!?
Well, I'm assuming you do. Maybe you have a thesaurus and ghost writer!
Taco, gotcha...
get a V in manual, bro...you can't go wrong with that.
Well, I'm assuming you do. Maybe you have a thesaurus and ghost writer!
Taco, gotcha...
get a V in manual, bro...you can't go wrong with that.
04-05-2018, 08:06 PM
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Eat a fat sack J
04-05-2018, 08:12 PM
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Ever since... This is how I think. But only on my head. When I talk out loud to people, I sound like DeerMeat types:
Means to say: "I would so enjoy the opportunity to turn Kurt around and fuck him."
Actually says: "kurt backward is fuck"
True story.
04-05-2018, 08:17 PM
I bumped my head as a kid too.
Funny, Zoe sings that song all the time!
Funny, Zoe sings that song all the time!
04-05-2018, 08:18 PM
I bumped my head as a kid too.
Funny, Zoe sings that song all the time! J taught it to her and it was the first song I ever heard her sing on her own without being taught to mimic it (over time).
Funny, Zoe sings that song all the time! J taught it to her and it was the first song I ever heard her sing on her own without being taught to mimic it (over time).
04-05-2018, 09:46 PM
Azine Jabroni
I cracked my skull at 11 months
04-05-2018, 09:50 PM
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04-05-2018, 09:55 PM
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04-05-2018, 10:32 PM
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04-05-2018, 11:05 PM
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None of this surprises anyone
04-05-2018, 11:13 PM
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04-05-2018, 11:28 PM
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One time, when I was a lil' cul0 at the neighbor's house before school, I tried to hurdle a couch in the basement but I snagged my foot going over the top and smashed my head into the concrete floor. Not wanting to get in trouble for being a dumbass, I said nothing and went on to school. There I proceeded to sweat and have vision problems so I was sent to the nurse's office. They looked at the growing egg sized lump on the side of my front head and called the parents. Parents took their dumbass to the doctor and the doctor said, "no more monkeys jumping on the bed for fuck sake, you stupid shit, you've got a concussion."
Ever since... This is how I think. But only on my head. When I talk out loud to people, I sound like DeerMeat types:
Means to say: "I would so enjoy the opportunity to turn Kurt around and fuck him."
Actually says: "kurt backward is fuck"
True story.
Ever since... This is how I think. But only on my head. When I talk out loud to people, I sound like DeerMeat types:
Means to say: "I would so enjoy the opportunity to turn Kurt around and fuck him."
Actually says: "kurt backward is fuck"
True story.
Walk away to go play SMW, feels like my head is warm... blood on my hand, aw man.
Now you know why I'm speshal.
04-05-2018, 11:35 PM
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No promises here. Just got a pretty demanding text from wifey.
Towel story will never die, huh?
Glad I shared that one.
Maj...check this shit out...coming back from Vegas...I go through security and space out...I forget to grab my lime green camelbak...15 minutes later J is like, yooo...dumbass, you forgot yo bag. We go back, I get looked up and down wtf idiot your bag...we will now RECHECK it and xray it and wait. (almost missed flight too btw...running down terminal type shit). I get home and empty the bag to put my bike gear back in it. What do you know...I had 3 live 9MM rounds in the bag
I forgot we took it with us to some remote defunct aerojet site and shot up some cans.
How the fuck did TSA not catch that?!
Towel story will never die, huh?
Glad I shared that one.
Maj...check this shit out...coming back from Vegas...I go through security and space out...I forget to grab my lime green camelbak...15 minutes later J is like, yooo...dumbass, you forgot yo bag. We go back, I get looked up and down wtf idiot your bag...we will now RECHECK it and xray it and wait. (almost missed flight too btw...running down terminal type shit). I get home and empty the bag to put my bike gear back in it. What do you know...I had 3 live 9MM rounds in the bag
I forgot we took it with us to some remote defunct aerojet site and shot up some cans.How the fuck did TSA not catch that?!
Airports like to give you the illusion of security.
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Security theater.
But hey, the TSA is 100% effective at preventing attacks that don't happen.
But hey, the TSA is 100% effective at preventing attacks that don't happen.
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04-06-2018, 12:13 AM
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04-06-2018, 12:50 AM
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ugh.. two canadiens in this bitch..
04-06-2018, 06:39 AM
LMAO, she must be very satisfied. Any Americans watching?
04-06-2018, 07:10 AM
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04-06-2018, 09:39 AM
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No... actually... hahaha... I don't overly know 
She's a sports injury therapist by degree (I don't know the exact title), but she works in a different field now. Still with Alberta Health Services, just a different facet. She deals with dementia patients now.
She's a sports injury therapist by degree (I don't know the exact title), but she works in a different field now. Still with Alberta Health Services, just a different facet. She deals with dementia patients now.
04-06-2018, 09:42 AM
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And no, I don't have dementia 
04-06-2018, 10:00 AM
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The bitch of a thing about dementia, is that is exactly what someone with it would say.
Frankly, it would explain a lot.
As a doctor, I think I've obtained enough evidence now to declare that Tacobello From Azine has dementia.
Probably should update the Wikipedia page.
Frankly, it would explain a lot.
As a doctor, I think I've obtained enough evidence now to declare that Tacobello From Azine has dementia.
Probably should update the Wikipedia page.
04-06-2018, 10:03 AM
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Too many shots to the head
04-06-2018, 10:04 AM
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Please, do!
Can I get a doctor's note, to take the rest of the day off? My dementia is acting up....
Can I get a doctor's note, to take the rest of the day off? My dementia is acting up....
04-06-2018, 10:06 AM
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04-06-2018, 10:07 AM
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04-06-2018, 10:07 AM
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is that what he told you, before the probe went in?
04-06-2018, 10:09 AM
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Probably has PSTD
Penis Sucking Transient Dementia
Penis Sucking Transient Dementia
04-06-2018, 10:10 AM
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04-06-2018, 10:12 AM
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If you have tacos, you never have problems 
04-06-2018, 10:28 AM
I always joke about dementia and alzheimers but I had someone explain to me the demise of their loved one and man, fucking gut wrenching...
04-06-2018, 10:29 AM
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04-06-2018, 10:34 AM
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anyone want ant an extra helping of pico?
04-06-2018, 10:36 AM
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Enjoy it and see what happens, Taco.
04-06-2018, 10:48 AM
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That's probably the same thing that one guy would claim about laughing at the Holocaust, but the difference is that I'm not a Nazi. If that wasn't clear.