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Twerk sumtin.
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Anyone want to buy a gently used 3 year old Pathfinder? $34.50?
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4wd?
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That butterfly tat though.. on the upper back.. probably got Justn feelin' sum type of way too.
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Dealer assures me its 100% new, all oem parts for repair and they said since its airbag related they dont ever consider trying to put a non-new part.
Whatever, if i can sell it and cover the balance i will just do that, and keep Agnes for a lil while
Whatever, if i can sell it and cover the balance i will just do that, and keep Agnes for a lil while
his forearm is swole.
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wut da balance cuhh? Post the craigslist Ross
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Take it to the hood leave the doors open.
Won't have to worry about it anymore.
Won't have to worry about it anymore.
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You got Gap?
Fux a bitch.
Fux a bitch.
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that's a bate car mang
like go in it, bate, dip
like go in it, bate, dip
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AltarBoi's CL ad should be
Nice car
Se habla espanol
Nice car
Se habla espanol
and then have his wife answer the ads?
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Originally Posted by alterboi Craigslist
I like pussy but down to jerk it with dudes. I'm wht 5-10 160 lean 6.5inches. Prefer straight but anyone not pushy is fine. I got a fleshlight , I'm down to get a hand job, even bust on your face. I like to party but not a deal breaker. If you got a chill spot good porn setup, let's do this.
Also, Pathfinder for sale. New seat.
Also, Pathfinder for sale. New seat.
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SWA has flights for $29 dollars. Of course only certain places....
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J's ad would be like..
I love this car, best car ever made. Small ding lower right corner below the bumper, can't see unless you use an electron microscope. The A/C works real well but when I set it to 69, the measured temp is actually 68.8. I'm sure this is addressable and an easy fix, but the price reflects the condition. This is a great gas saver. I commute 50 miles each way and I always save 1 or 2 gallons of gas per trip versus my small block V8 cadillac with a blower. This car is so much more fun to drive than that, which is why I'm selling. I have too many cars and my friends on the internet make fun of me for having it. They keep joking about having sex with my women. I can't support the cuck life anymore. I'm not a cuck, although one time I did watch some guys put their big packages in a truck. I got really turned on and then I offered to unload their big packages with my hand truck. This was before the owwdee I swear. Anyways, I already committed to buying another car, but got out of that deal and full disclosure, bought the owwdee for very little. I put two or three thousand dollars into fixing it up and making it nice. The current wheels and tires pictured are not included, I bought those really nice wheels for it (pictured) with brand new performance tires for the same price as the car. The current tires have stock wheels (one with a tiny crack that doesn't lose air, full disclosure) and tires have 6/32nds tread left (almost bare). Like I said, the advans are not part of the deal nor the expensive performance tires, but if I think you're real nice, I'll let you have them for free. Oh, if you pull at my heart strings (attached to my cock), or ask for the homie price, I'll let you have the car for what I bought it for, wheels too. Let's be friends okay. I know I'll really miss the owwdee when it's gone and end up paying 5x what I paid for her for another one down the line (an S-Type though from a dipshit who I should never have dealt with). Oh, the windshield wipers aren't as pliable as new, but I'll throw in some new wipers and use the old wipers to wipe my tears (ass first). The front seat got a lot of use, but the rear seats are like new. If the price is right (free), I'll let you test drive the backseat (wink wink alpha style). Call me, here's my cell phone number: [redacted] house number: [redacted] email: [redacted] work email: [redacted] work phone: [redacted] girlfriend's number: [redacted] mom's number: [redacted] dad's number: [redacted] ex-wife's number: [redacted] her new boyfriend's number (he'll vouch for me): and FJ's number: [redacted]
Take care and have a wonderful day. If you want to call me just to talk, go ahead. I always have an open ear for a new friend. I like to have deep meaningful conversations with strangers. Invite them over for dinner and be really hospitable. Even if you need a bed to lay in for a few days / weeks, we can work something out. Share my bed you say.. well... let's talk about it in the hot tub. Again, really, be blessed and in great health. Call me and I speak spanish, french, swiss, and italian. I'm also fluent in the language of love.
post id: 64324235235 posted: 16 days ago updated: about 10 seconds ago to add FJ's number
I love this car, best car ever made. Small ding lower right corner below the bumper, can't see unless you use an electron microscope. The A/C works real well but when I set it to 69, the measured temp is actually 68.8. I'm sure this is addressable and an easy fix, but the price reflects the condition. This is a great gas saver. I commute 50 miles each way and I always save 1 or 2 gallons of gas per trip versus my small block V8 cadillac with a blower. This car is so much more fun to drive than that, which is why I'm selling. I have too many cars and my friends on the internet make fun of me for having it. They keep joking about having sex with my women. I can't support the cuck life anymore. I'm not a cuck, although one time I did watch some guys put their big packages in a truck. I got really turned on and then I offered to unload their big packages with my hand truck. This was before the owwdee I swear. Anyways, I already committed to buying another car, but got out of that deal and full disclosure, bought the owwdee for very little. I put two or three thousand dollars into fixing it up and making it nice. The current wheels and tires pictured are not included, I bought those really nice wheels for it (pictured) with brand new performance tires for the same price as the car. The current tires have stock wheels (one with a tiny crack that doesn't lose air, full disclosure) and tires have 6/32nds tread left (almost bare). Like I said, the advans are not part of the deal nor the expensive performance tires, but if I think you're real nice, I'll let you have them for free. Oh, if you pull at my heart strings (attached to my cock), or ask for the homie price, I'll let you have the car for what I bought it for, wheels too. Let's be friends okay. I know I'll really miss the owwdee when it's gone and end up paying 5x what I paid for her for another one down the line (an S-Type though from a dipshit who I should never have dealt with). Oh, the windshield wipers aren't as pliable as new, but I'll throw in some new wipers and use the old wipers to wipe my tears (ass first). The front seat got a lot of use, but the rear seats are like new. If the price is right (free), I'll let you test drive the backseat (wink wink alpha style). Call me, here's my cell phone number: [redacted] house number: [redacted] email: [redacted] work email: [redacted] work phone: [redacted] girlfriend's number: [redacted] mom's number: [redacted] dad's number: [redacted] ex-wife's number: [redacted] her new boyfriend's number (he'll vouch for me): and FJ's number: [redacted]
Take care and have a wonderful day. If you want to call me just to talk, go ahead. I always have an open ear for a new friend. I like to have deep meaningful conversations with strangers. Invite them over for dinner and be really hospitable. Even if you need a bed to lay in for a few days / weeks, we can work something out. Share my bed you say.. well... let's talk about it in the hot tub. Again, really, be blessed and in great health. Call me and I speak spanish, french, swiss, and italian. I'm also fluent in the language of love.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 64324235235 posted: 16 days ago updated: about 10 seconds ago to add FJ's number
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J's ad would be like..
I love this car, best car ever made. Small ding lower right corner below the bumper, can't see unless you use an electron microscope. The A/C works real well but when I set it to 69, the measured temp is actually 68.8. I'm sure this is addressable and an easy fix, but the price reflects the condition. This is a great gas saver. I commute 50 miles each way and I always save 1 or 2 gallons of gas per trip versus my small block V8 cadillac with a blower. This car is so much more fun to drive than that, which is why I'm selling. I have too many cars and my friends on the internet make fun of me for having it. They keep joking about having sex with my women. I can't support the cuck life anymore. I'm not a cuck, although one time I did watch some guys put their big packages in a truck. I got really turned on and then I offered to unload their big packages with my hand truck. This was before the owwdee I swear. Anyways, I already committed to buying another car, but got out of that deal and full disclosure, bought the owwdee for very little. I put two or three thousand dollars into fixing it up and making it nice. The current wheels and tires pictured are not included, I bought those really nice wheels for it (pictured) with brand new performance tires for the same price as the car. The current tires have stock wheels (one with a tiny crack that doesn't lose air, full disclosure) and tires have 6/32nds tread left (almost bare). Like I said, the advans are not part of the deal nor the expensive performance tires, but if I think you're real nice, I'll let you have them for free. Oh, if you pull at my heart strings (attached to my cock), or ask for the homie price, I'll let you have the car for what I bought it for, wheels too. Let's be friends okay. I know I'll really miss the owwdee when it's gone and end up paying 5x what I paid for her for another one down the line (an S-Type though from a dipshit who I should never have dealt with). Oh, the windshield wipers aren't as pliable as new, but I'll throw in some new wipers and use the old wipers to wipe my tears (ass first). The front seat got a lot of use, but the rear seats are like new. If the price is right (free), I'll let you test drive the backseat (wink wink alpha style). Call me, here's my cell phone number: [redacted] house number: [redacted] email: [redacted] work email: [redacted] work phone: [redacted] girlfriend's number: [redacted] mom's number: [redacted] dad's number: [redacted] ex-wife's number: [redacted] her new boyfriend's number (he'll vouch for me): and FJ's number: [redacted]
Take care and have a wonderful day. If you want to call me just to talk, go ahead. I always have an open ear for a new friend. I like to have deep meaningful conversations with strangers. Invite them over for dinner and be really hospitable. Even if you need a bed to lay in for a few days / weeks, we can work something out. Share my bed you say.. well... let's talk about it in the hot tub. Again, really, be blessed and in great health. Call me and I speak spanish, french, swiss, and italian. I'm also fluent in the language of love.
post id: 64324235235 posted: 16 days ago updated: about 10 seconds ago to add FJ's number
I love this car, best car ever made. Small ding lower right corner below the bumper, can't see unless you use an electron microscope. The A/C works real well but when I set it to 69, the measured temp is actually 68.8. I'm sure this is addressable and an easy fix, but the price reflects the condition. This is a great gas saver. I commute 50 miles each way and I always save 1 or 2 gallons of gas per trip versus my small block V8 cadillac with a blower. This car is so much more fun to drive than that, which is why I'm selling. I have too many cars and my friends on the internet make fun of me for having it. They keep joking about having sex with my women. I can't support the cuck life anymore. I'm not a cuck, although one time I did watch some guys put their big packages in a truck. I got really turned on and then I offered to unload their big packages with my hand truck. This was before the owwdee I swear. Anyways, I already committed to buying another car, but got out of that deal and full disclosure, bought the owwdee for very little. I put two or three thousand dollars into fixing it up and making it nice. The current wheels and tires pictured are not included, I bought those really nice wheels for it (pictured) with brand new performance tires for the same price as the car. The current tires have stock wheels (one with a tiny crack that doesn't lose air, full disclosure) and tires have 6/32nds tread left (almost bare). Like I said, the advans are not part of the deal nor the expensive performance tires, but if I think you're real nice, I'll let you have them for free. Oh, if you pull at my heart strings (attached to my cock), or ask for the homie price, I'll let you have the car for what I bought it for, wheels too. Let's be friends okay. I know I'll really miss the owwdee when it's gone and end up paying 5x what I paid for her for another one down the line (an S-Type though from a dipshit who I should never have dealt with). Oh, the windshield wipers aren't as pliable as new, but I'll throw in some new wipers and use the old wipers to wipe my tears (ass first). The front seat got a lot of use, but the rear seats are like new. If the price is right (free), I'll let you test drive the backseat (wink wink alpha style). Call me, here's my cell phone number: [redacted] house number: [redacted] email: [redacted] work email: [redacted] work phone: [redacted] girlfriend's number: [redacted] mom's number: [redacted] dad's number: [redacted] ex-wife's number: [redacted] her new boyfriend's number (he'll vouch for me): and FJ's number: [redacted]
Take care and have a wonderful day. If you want to call me just to talk, go ahead. I always have an open ear for a new friend. I like to have deep meaningful conversations with strangers. Invite them over for dinner and be really hospitable. Even if you need a bed to lay in for a few days / weeks, we can work something out. Share my bed you say.. well... let's talk about it in the hot tub. Again, really, be blessed and in great health. Call me and I speak spanish, french, swiss, and italian. I'm also fluent in the language of love.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 64324235235 posted: 16 days ago updated: about 10 seconds ago to add FJ's number
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gonna quote this just because i'll maybe read it again sometime in the future
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J's ad would be like..
I love this car, best car ever made. Small ding lower right corner below the bumper, can't see unless you use an electron microscope. The A/C works real well but when I set it to 69, the measured temp is actually 68.8. I'm sure this is addressable and an easy fix, but the price reflects the condition. This is a great gas saver. I commute 50 miles each way and I always save 1 or 2 gallons of gas per trip versus my small block V8 cadillac with a blower. This car is so much more fun to drive than that, which is why I'm selling. I have too many cars and my friends on the internet make fun of me for having it. They keep joking about having sex with my women. I can't support the cuck life anymore. I'm not a cuck, although one time I did watch some guys put their big packages in a truck. I got really turned on and then I offered to unload their big packages with my hand truck. This was before the owwdee I swear. Anyways, I already committed to buying another car, but got out of that deal and full disclosure, bought the owwdee for very little. I put two or three thousand dollars into fixing it up and making it nice. The current wheels and tires pictured are not included, I bought those really nice wheels for it (pictured) with brand new performance tires for the same price as the car. The current tires have stock wheels (one with a tiny crack that doesn't lose air, full disclosure) and tires have 6/32nds tread left (almost bare). Like I said, the advans are not part of the deal nor the expensive performance tires, but if I think you're real nice, I'll let you have them for free. Oh, if you pull at my heart strings (attached to my cock), or ask for the homie price, I'll let you have the car for what I bought it for, wheels too. Let's be friends okay. I know I'll really miss the owwdee when it's gone and end up paying 5x what I paid for her for another one down the line (an S-Type though from a dipshit who I should never have dealt with). Oh, the windshield wipers aren't as pliable as new, but I'll throw in some new wipers and use the old wipers to wipe my tears (ass first). The front seat got a lot of use, but the rear seats are like new. If the price is right (free), I'll let you test drive the backseat (wink wink alpha style). Call me, here's my cell phone number: [redacted] house number: [redacted] email: [redacted] work email: [redacted] work phone: [redacted] girlfriend's number: [redacted] mom's number: [redacted] dad's number: [redacted] ex-wife's number: [redacted] her new boyfriend's number (he'll vouch for me): and FJ's number: [redacted]
Take care and have a wonderful day. If you want to call me just to talk, go ahead. I always have an open ear for a new friend. I like to have deep meaningful conversations with strangers. Invite them over for dinner and be really hospitable. Even if you need a bed to lay in for a few days / weeks, we can work something out. Share my bed you say.. well... let's talk about it in the hot tub. Again, really, be blessed and in great health. Call me and I speak spanish, french, swiss, and italian. I'm also fluent in the language of love.
post id: 64324235235 posted: 16 days ago updated: about 10 seconds ago to add FJ's number
I love this car, best car ever made. Small ding lower right corner below the bumper, can't see unless you use an electron microscope. The A/C works real well but when I set it to 69, the measured temp is actually 68.8. I'm sure this is addressable and an easy fix, but the price reflects the condition. This is a great gas saver. I commute 50 miles each way and I always save 1 or 2 gallons of gas per trip versus my small block V8 cadillac with a blower. This car is so much more fun to drive than that, which is why I'm selling. I have too many cars and my friends on the internet make fun of me for having it. They keep joking about having sex with my women. I can't support the cuck life anymore. I'm not a cuck, although one time I did watch some guys put their big packages in a truck. I got really turned on and then I offered to unload their big packages with my hand truck. This was before the owwdee I swear. Anyways, I already committed to buying another car, but got out of that deal and full disclosure, bought the owwdee for very little. I put two or three thousand dollars into fixing it up and making it nice. The current wheels and tires pictured are not included, I bought those really nice wheels for it (pictured) with brand new performance tires for the same price as the car. The current tires have stock wheels (one with a tiny crack that doesn't lose air, full disclosure) and tires have 6/32nds tread left (almost bare). Like I said, the advans are not part of the deal nor the expensive performance tires, but if I think you're real nice, I'll let you have them for free. Oh, if you pull at my heart strings (attached to my cock), or ask for the homie price, I'll let you have the car for what I bought it for, wheels too. Let's be friends okay. I know I'll really miss the owwdee when it's gone and end up paying 5x what I paid for her for another one down the line (an S-Type though from a dipshit who I should never have dealt with). Oh, the windshield wipers aren't as pliable as new, but I'll throw in some new wipers and use the old wipers to wipe my tears (ass first). The front seat got a lot of use, but the rear seats are like new. If the price is right (free), I'll let you test drive the backseat (wink wink alpha style). Call me, here's my cell phone number: [redacted] house number: [redacted] email: [redacted] work email: [redacted] work phone: [redacted] girlfriend's number: [redacted] mom's number: [redacted] dad's number: [redacted] ex-wife's number: [redacted] her new boyfriend's number (he'll vouch for me): and FJ's number: [redacted]
Take care and have a wonderful day. If you want to call me just to talk, go ahead. I always have an open ear for a new friend. I like to have deep meaningful conversations with strangers. Invite them over for dinner and be really hospitable. Even if you need a bed to lay in for a few days / weeks, we can work something out. Share my bed you say.. well... let's talk about it in the hot tub. Again, really, be blessed and in great health. Call me and I speak spanish, french, swiss, and italian. I'm also fluent in the language of love.
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 64324235235 posted: 16 days ago updated: about 10 seconds ago to add FJ's number
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STAAAAAAAHP IT! I'M FUCKING IN tEARS OVER HERE!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FUCK WITH YOU BRO.....
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Fuck it in the ass. Post of the muthafuckin year.....
Oh shit!
I'm still crying!
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Oh shit!
I'm still crying!
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Lil Mama whatchu workin wit.
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Pop dat pussy for a real ninja.
Pop dat pussy fo me.
Gimme dat pusssay like A.S.A.P.
Pop dat pussy fo me.
Gimme dat pusssay like A.S.A.P.
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Once you sell it J, you have to make a video of it leaving.
Then ninja going to break out and start singing some Chris Brown,
talking about it's never the right time to say goodbye.
Because I really don't feel the way I once felt about you.
Then ninja going to break out and start singing some Chris Brown,
talking about it's never the right time to say goodbye.
Because I really don't feel the way I once felt about you.
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Fucking Taco.....
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Shit J.. update your ad..
Forgot to cross out NOT
Probably why no calls yet
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Forgot to cross out NOT
Probably why no calls yet
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