J, bout to get on a track with Taco.

Come in da club shakin my dreads, throwin these bows and bussin these heads.

 

and you know this one.. NSFW

 

I fucks with Cardi B

 

I mean, I won't disrespect G_Easy. But that's just because I know that if he were to tell me that he fucked my bitch, that he'd mean it. And I can't have that on my conscious.

But for realz, he's got an interesting sound and a couple good tracks, but then there's too much that makes me Peter Griffin and just yell "oh my gawd, geasy... Who... The... Hell... Cares?"

He's like the diet Coke of cracker rap.

 

I totally read that in Peter Griffin's voice

 

you know what really grinds my gears

 

Macklemore or G-eazy though?

 

Chicken fuh-gytas?

 

That video for Glorious by Macklemore was shot not too far from me, out in Modesto...

 

Fuck Macklemore..

 

Do you guys know if T-Pain ever bought that shawty a drank and if he has money in the bank still?

 

Also did the shawty go home with him because he laced that bitch drink?

 

Geasy.

If you were to hang out, you know Macklemore wouldn't shut the fuck up about whatever hipster crap and Molly he's into that week.

Geasy would be fun to chill with, probably just snort heroin and then go out into the desert to look for peyote. Ultimately just wind up in some dimly lit dive bar drinking tequila and contemplating suicide.

 

This blew my fucking mind.. ruined me really..

 

Like these rappers be leaving us out in the dark.

Bout to pull some R Kelly trapped in the closet type of shit.

 

Macklemore will take you thrift shopping though...

 

I was just about to post this too!

 

Saw that T-Pain thing a few weeks back fuck mannn, ruined all my tpain karaoke moments

 

Good morning, guys! Hope yall have an awesome day!

 

All happy and shit
You too Kurt, don't sit on a nail

 

Someone got some pussy dick last night.

 

Fucking coming in here all giddy and shit!

 

like he's better than us... :smh:

 

I'm pretty fucking great, not gonna lie

 

Great is a cute nickname, what's his real name?

 

Matt.

But apparently he goes by Maj. And he's way more interested in a dog named Tobey than me.

Poor me.

Poor Tobey.

 

Fuck, Kurt.

 

or is it

 

Fuck Kurt.

 

get in line

 

J.. if you change out a light fixture at the house
Flip the breaker or just the switch
You'll be judged

 

Ninja, what the fuck is a breaker?

You mean the pussy circuit?

 

Depends if power is going straight to the box or to the switch

 

In either case,no breaker, it's just a light fixture, don't be a pussy

 

Powering straight to the box? Sounds like #Alpha stuff. I bet J just diddles with the switch. #PowerCuck

 

Or does he hire someone and watch them diddle the switch from afar

 

Probably.

Goes out to electrician clubs before hand and finds someone with a big pair of lineman's pliers and an impressive Philips head screwdriver.

 

Teh fuck did you just write??!?!?

 

ladiboi president of ICP fan club