The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
12-04-2017, 09:27 PM
Aww shit just looked at the map. I think my Aunt lives pretty close to J....
12-05-2017, 09:45 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Looks like J dipped on us
Didn't even swear us off and call us loosers
Ho
Didn't even swear us off and call us loosers
Ho
12-05-2017, 09:51 AM
Azine Jabroni
He called us tighters
FFS Kurt
FFS Kurt
12-05-2017, 09:51 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Hope he didn't get smashed by a semi while backing up on the highway to take a picture of one of his cars.
He probably got smashed by a semi (flaccid peen).
He probably got smashed by a semi (flaccid peen).
12-05-2017, 09:52 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
FFS Kurt.
Bappy Hurthday.
Bappy Hurthday.
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 09:53 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
On this day, 30 years ago.. some kid was born
Probably a looser
Probably a looser
12-05-2017, 09:55 AM
Azine Jabroni
12-05-2017, 09:57 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Poor hand truck
He probably was rasslin jimmies gators and got jizzimed eaten
He probably was rasslin
12-05-2017, 09:58 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
FFS Kurt. Call yer mum today.
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 10:01 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Do you think, 30 years ago, Kurt's mum took her first look at his shriveled pink face and thought, "ah, here is who will become the worlds biggest vegan GF cuck".
Probably.
Probably.
12-05-2017, 10:02 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I looked up December 5th, 1987
Not a damn thing happened
One of the booringest days in all history
Not a damn thing happened
One of the booringest days in all history
12-05-2017, 10:02 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
I wonder if it was cold waiting in the basket outside the fire station that first night.
12-05-2017, 10:03 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I think Kurt's mum looked at him with love and hope
I'm sure she was filled with joy and pride
An early Christmas gift
FFS Kurt
I'm sure she was filled with joy and pride
An early Christmas gift
FFS Kurt
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 10:05 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Could have been a rich philanthropist, astronaut, state senator, medical doctor
No, some lowly engineer doing boring engineer shit in the mecca of hipster douchebots
At least he married a medical doctor
Nerd
No, some lowly engineer doing boring engineer shit in the mecca of hipster douchebots
At least he married a medical doctor
Nerd
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 10:07 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
I will say, in all truthfulness...
When I see, "30 years ago" and "1987" put together like that...
I weep a little. Because that seems like not too long ago.
FFS, Kurt.
When I see, "30 years ago" and "1987" put together like that...
I weep a little. Because that seems like not too long ago.
FFS, Kurt.
12-05-2017, 10:07 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Make your mom proud dude
Be learned, donate a pizza to a homeless dude on the street
I bet she cringed when you told her you have a gluten allergy
Drink an extra wheaty beer today
Weenie
Be learned, donate a pizza to a homeless dude on the street
I bet she cringed when you told her you have a gluten allergy
Drink an extra wheaty beer today
Weenie
12-05-2017, 10:07 AM
happy birthday, kurt!
hope you werent the BJ giver.
hope you werent the BJ giver.
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 10:09 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
12-05-2017, 10:09 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
He'll be blowing something in the bathroom at OCH tonight, betcha that.
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 10:16 AM
Kurt get your wife pregnant tonight.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 10:17 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
12-05-2017, 10:19 AM
They’re having a special at OCH tonight for Kurt’s burfday.
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 10:23 AM
You got a post for your birthday. That means we like you.
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 10:24 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
12-05-2017, 10:31 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
They treat you like a queen there
Skip the line, they let you in the backdoor
Real star treatment
When they bring out the cakes, don't forget to blow
Skip the line, they let you in the backdoor
Real star treatment
When they bring out the cakes, don't forget to blow
12-05-2017, 10:55 AM
That’s where J is. He said he was spending time with the lady on the weekend. She must have seen his not so great package, told him to kick rocks.
12-05-2017, 10:56 AM
What you guys know about medical coders?
Serious question.
Serious question.
12-05-2017, 11:02 AM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
J's got a big package
in his mouf
in his mouf
12-05-2017, 11:25 AM
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Did ladiboi ever make it back from the doctors?
Wonder if he got bad news.
Probably that he's done irreversible damage to his testicles from keistering them so often.
Now his lady is going to go running to Flippy to be consoled.
Nine months laterKurt's still a disappointment ladiboi is cuckfathering a kid.
Poor Tobey.
Wonder if he got bad news.
Probably that he's done irreversible damage to his testicles from keistering them so often.
Now his lady is going to go running to Flippy to be consoled.
Nine months later
Poor Tobey.
12-05-2017, 11:30 AM
I'm alive...
had a little bit of not fun mixed with a TON of fun this weekend...
Little J learned how to drive manual on the S2000!
had a little bit of not fun mixed with a TON of fun this weekend...
Little J learned how to drive manual on the S2000!
12-05-2017, 12:26 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
rectal exam probably turned into a case study
12-05-2017, 12:27 PM
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He's probably showing his gape to a bunch of learned doctors
That could have been you Kurt
That could have been you Kurt
12-05-2017, 12:37 PM
and it should have been
12-05-2017, 12:40 PM
Poor Ladiboi...
You know, he’s the whole reason I’m sick. His fiancé told me she hasn’t touched him in years.
She lied.
You know, he’s the whole reason I’m sick. His fiancé told me she hasn’t touched him in years.
She lied.
12-05-2017, 12:42 PM
Contemplating on jumping on this Priceline deal to Disneyworld in November, or wait it out to see if prices drop.
12-05-2017, 02:02 PM
Safety Car
HBD Kurt
The following users liked this post:
kurtatx (12-05-2017)
12-05-2017, 02:03 PM
Safety Car
12-05-2017, 03:08 PM
Definitely part of it!
12-05-2017, 05:25 PM
Null and proud of it
Hypotedically speaking, would 175hp effectively move out a 4Klb SUV? Yay or nay?
12-05-2017, 05:29 PM
Null and proud of it
Where's taco? Still playing with himself? Haha!!!