justnspace

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it's okay, I can share.

whens your birfday, Kurt?

cu2wagon

If he says 25th because he's Jesus, someone ban him.

Majofo

His birthday is who gives a shit, 19 nobody cares

thoiboi

At the doctor's office today. No appt so have to wait for an hour.


Stay healthy folks!

cu2wagon

Majofo

You're at the doctor's office
Let me guess.. you need a rectal exam

Hate to break the news to you Thots..
There's no cure for pusssyitus

I'll give you a vitamen D injection tho.. may help

Majofo

Kurt's birthday is probably tomorrow.. or today.
Jehovah's witness Kurt, create a thread already.

Majofo

I bet he wishes someone would taze his butthole.
Not it.

Majofo

Probably tazing his own butthole right now.
Pathetic.

cu2wagon

Probably be bragging on his cuck Audi forum about how he got some action. Prostate stimulation.

Self. Still counts.

Everyone else reads his account of the events with great intent and excitement.

Later DeerMeat brings it up as well... "Guise, check out this neat trick I read about..."

Majofo

More like Owe, D!
Eh.. yeah

Majofo

Put you dick in it you fucking virgins
Doofus Japs only know tentacle monsters

Majofo

10/10

#keepGayK

Majofo

If you saw some fool with gauged out ears
would you check his gangster cred
asking for a fuccboi

justnspace

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MGK blurred punk rock with hip-hop and the trend continues with Post Malone. never heard of devour...but looks to be in the same scene.

plus, Houston had these punk rock rap hybrid people for a while. Punk rock with a little Houston gangster thrown in

Majofo

So... wild boy or nah?

Majofo

If I saw some fuccboi wearing a redrum shirt
certified gangsta fuccboi
might as well be wearing a shirt that says I <3 haters

justnspace

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does he get the reference? or nah?

Majofo

nah.. I mean they kno
But they don't really know where ref originated from..

justnspace

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nerd/geek card taken away.

kurtatx

the 5th. Big 30

justnspace

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and you're not excited!? that's TOMORROW! lol

Majofo

Big 30

kurtatx

I never learned to read.

I would be excited, but after Thanksgiving and the wife's birthday last week and a joint party this weekend I'm kind of birthday'd out

Majofo

Can't read.. and here I thought you were just a stupid asshole.. wait.

Majofo

cu2wagon

30

Geezer fuck.

kurtatx

More like Geezer cuck.

Majofo

just a heads up Kurt
stop doing crossfit
nothing heals once you're 30
eat more sugar and drink more alcohol
stop be a looser / pussy / cuck too
pick any / all

Majofo

btw, that's a real picture of me. FYI.

Majofo

Where you celebrating? Probably some foodie place with 30 of your wife's closest friends. Probably.

Majofo

Kurt, for your birthday, I'm getting you a beer (oh you can't drink it)
Don't worry, I won't let it go to waste

justnspace

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at 30 of your wifes closeset friends.....

kurtatx

We're going to Uchi on Wednesday. I've actually never been.

Oh shit, now Maj is going to find me

Flipster23

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Going to Florida next year. Shit, I’ll probably be fucked.

Majofo

I went to Uchi about 10 yrs back
Sat next to these fuccbois who kept talking some bullshit
(ha ha ha, we're rich, we can teach the poor how to be rich)
I almost snapped and shoved my chopsticks into their eyes
Luckily my lady kept me cool, she saw me get that crazy look in my eyes

Food there is good, not fucking amazing best in the world
I've frequented many of the fusion sushi bar type tho
Anyways, it's a bit loud and impersonal there.. but I hope you guys have a good time.
Since I almost murdered some fuccbois there, never again.
Uchiko tho... Mmmmm

Majofo

You mean get your face eaten, BBC cut off and made into a necklace for fantasy fest in Key West
Probably

cu2wagon

Excellent. Now I know where... just gotta figure out exactly when...

I'm gonna start filling up now so my bowels are nice and juicy for the hood of Kurt's car.

Flipster23

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Time to get up and get the day started.... sort of

kurtatx

Uchiko is my favorite. That's all I have.