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Old 12-05-2017, 11:16 AM
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Happy Birthday Kurtatx

You guys probably don't know kurtatx
He's a real looser

Drives an Audi x Gluten Allergy x Crossfit x Fairweather fan x Douchecanoe
Played the skin flute from 4th grade through college today
Pathetic

Anyways, 30 years ago he was born.


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Old 12-05-2017, 11:18 AM
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I hear he's a total cuck
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That guy? That guy is a real disappointment to nearly all segment of society. His mum is a wonderful lady though, in spite of all that.
Yeah, Happy Birfday Kurt, FFS.

Enjoy a pint or two tonight of your favorite GF, Vegan craft beer. I think it's called "water", right?
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Happy birthday...

have fun at OCH tonight.
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:21 AM
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No thanks button. Thanks Tbell, mr. wagon, flippy
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Tell ur mum congratulations too, don’t be a total dick!
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Ironically, "Doing the WOD at the Box" tonight means crossfit and not getting lucky like everyone else on their birthday.

Guess you still get to break a sweat though, right?
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:26 AM
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Ever since Kurt's coworker wished him Happy Steak and BJ Day
He thinks 12/5 is a National Observance day of giving
Kurt's a real giver

I'll take mine rare and raw, thanks!
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:31 AM
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Free CrossFit sessions at Kurt’s place tonight? Then off to OCH, right?
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo View Post
You guys probably don't know kurtatx
He's a real looser

Drives an Audi x Gluten Allergy x Crossfit x Fairweather fan x Douchecanoe
Played the skin flute from 4th grade through college today
Pathetic

Anyways, 30 years ago he was born.

how did he end up so loose?
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:54 AM
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Old 12-05-2017, 01:01 PM
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Happy Birthday my fellow / more sophisticated cuck!
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Old 12-05-2017, 01:03 PM
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Happy Birthday my fellow / more sophisticated cuck!
Dude. I'm trying to figure out how easy it would be to steal an RS3
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Dude. I'm trying to figure out how easy it would be to steal an RS3
Let me do it. But, it won’t be cheap. Cheaper than buying one but still, won’t be cheap.
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Old 12-05-2017, 01:46 PM
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Dude. I'm trying to figure out how easy it would be to steal an RS3
Take your wife's credit card
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Old 12-05-2017, 02:06 PM
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Thanks!
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Probably spending the day at the Audi service department wishing he was in the Acura sales department.

Fugging four ring cars only go as fast as you can push them.

HBD mang.
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Old 12-05-2017, 02:50 PM
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Probably spending the day at the Audi service department wishing he was in the Acura sales department.

Fugging four ring cars only go as fast as you can push them.

HBD mang.
They got four zeroes on the front, four zeroes in the back, and a zero driving

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Happy bday jackass!
Thanks!!!!
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Old 12-05-2018, 06:20 PM
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Happy Birthday looser!!

I would have bought you a present but I recently lost my job here..
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Jeebus, this shit again?
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Also Happy Birthday to k_dot, love your albums mang, big fan
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Old 12-05-2018, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo View Post
Happy Birthday looser!!

I would have bought you a present but I recently lost my job here..
I saw you under a bridge on the way to work. I felt bad but the world keeps spinning.

Thanks, Maj. You're a mod in my heart.

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Old 12-05-2018, 07:00 PM
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That's how I knew it was your birthday
I went to see you with my last 20
You weren't there

Kurt doesn't take days off
Unless it's his birthday
Saw ladiboi instead
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Originally Posted by kurtatx View Post
I saw you under a bridge on the way to work. I felt bad but the world keeps spinning.

Thanks, Maj. You're a mod in my heart.
Ya'know that might be plaque. You might want to get that checked out, especially since you're not getting any younger. FFS.
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Ya'know that might be plaque. You might want to get that checked out, especially since you're not getting any younger. FFS.
All that damn cocaine is going to give me a heart attack
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All that damn cock is going to give me a heart attack
Nah you Gucci fam
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I would say happy birthday, but you like MM and that some bullshit.

Plus us you still haven’t called yer mum
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HBD you Audi driving cuckhead!
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FFS Kurt
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:22 AM
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FFS Kurt

tell me about. He rage quit because they recalled Romaine lettuce.

Now he cant keep his girlie figure because he has to eat iceberg lettuce.

FFs Kurt... eat a steak call yer mum read a book.
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FFS, I hate iceburg! Order spinach!
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I'm surprised you didn't say kale
or butter lettuce


Find some friends Kurt
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Old 12-06-2018, 03:17 AM
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I'm in the Sip, most people don't know what spinach or romaine is, let alone, kale...

I hate iceburg... All dem yatz eat dat shit... C'mon, poboy shit inna salad, my ass...

Awn the uther haind, up here, they all eat farm salad, or cabbage, or turnup greens...


The only green I'll eat is Avocado, but that's a different story...
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