Happy Birthday Kurtatx
12-05-2017, 11:16 AM
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Happy Birthday Kurtatx
You guys probably don't know kurtatx
He's a real looser
Drives an Audi x Gluten Allergy x Crossfit x Fairweather fan x Douchecanoe
Played the skin flute from 4th grade through college today
Pathetic
Anyways, 30 years ago he was born.
He's a real looser
Drives an Audi x Gluten Allergy x Crossfit x Fairweather fan x Douchecanoe
Played the skin flute from 4th grade through
Pathetic
Anyways, 30 years ago he was born.
12-05-2017, 11:20 AM
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happy birthday!
12-05-2017, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Everyone Ever, Probably
That guy? That guy is a real disappointment to nearly all segment of society. His mum is a wonderful lady though, in spite of all that.
Enjoy a pint or two tonight of your favorite GF, Vegan craft beer. I think it's called "water", right?
12-05-2017, 11:23 AM
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Ironically, "Doing the WOD at the Box" tonight means crossfit and not getting lucky like everyone else on their birthday.
Guess you still get to break a sweat though, right?
Guess you still get to break a sweat though, right?
12-05-2017, 11:26 AM
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Ever since Kurt's coworker wished him Happy Steak and BJ Day
He thinks 12/5 is a National Observance day of giving
Kurt's a real giver
I'll take mine rare and raw, thanks!
He thinks 12/5 is a National Observance day of giving
Kurt's a real giver
I'll take mine rare and raw, thanks!
12-05-2017, 11:42 AM
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Woot?
12-05-2017, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You guys probably don't know kurtatx
He's a real looser
Drives an Audi x Gluten Allergy x Crossfit x Fairweather fan x Douchecanoe
Played the skin flute from 4th grade through college today
Pathetic
Anyways, 30 years ago he was born.
He's a real looser
Drives an Audi x Gluten Allergy x Crossfit x Fairweather fan x Douchecanoe
Played the skin flute from 4th grade through
Pathetic
Anyways, 30 years ago he was born.
12-05-2017, 11:54 AM
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Repetition
12-05-2017, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Dude. I'm trying to figure out how easy it would be to steal an RS3
12-05-2017, 02:04 PM
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12-05-2017, 02:13 PM
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Excels at nothing
Probably spending the day at the Audi service department wishing he was in the Acura sales department.
Fugging four ring cars only go as fast as you can push them.
HBD mang.
Fugging four ring cars only go as fast as you can push them.
HBD mang.
12-05-2017, 02:46 PM
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Happy bday jackass!
12-05-2017, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Probably spending the day at the Audi service department wishing he was in the Acura sales department.
Fugging four ring cars only go as fast as you can push them.
HBD mang.
Fugging four ring cars only go as fast as you can push them.
HBD mang.
Thanks!
Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Happy bday jackass!
12-05-2018, 06:20 PM
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Happy Birthday looser!!
I would have bought you a present but I recently lost my job here..
I would have bought you a present but I recently lost my job here..
12-05-2018, 06:24 PM
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Jeebus, this shit again?
12-05-2018, 06:24 PM
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Also Happy Birthday to k_dot, love your albums mang, big fan
12-05-2018, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Happy Birthday looser!!
I would have bought you a present but I recently lost my job here..
I would have bought you a present but I recently lost my job here..
Thanks, Maj. You're a mod in my heart.
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12-05-2018, 07:00 PM
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That's how I knew it was your birthday
I went to see you with my last 20
You weren't there
Kurt doesn't take days off
Unless it's his birthday
Saw ladiboi instead
I went to see you with my last 20
You weren't there
Kurt doesn't take days off
Unless it's his birthday
Saw ladiboi instead
12-05-2018, 07:07 PM
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Sorry
12-05-2018, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I saw you under a bridge on the way to work. I felt bad but the world keeps spinning.
Thanks, Maj. You're a mod in my heart.
Thanks, Maj. You're a mod in my heart.
12-05-2018, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Ya'know that might be plaque. You might want to get that checked out, especially since you're not getting any younger. FFS.
12-05-2018, 07:46 PM
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Who?
12-05-2018, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
All that damn cock is going to give me a heart attack
12-06-2018, 12:05 AM
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FFS Kurt
12-06-2018, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Bearcat94
FFS Kurt
12-06-2018, 01:09 AM
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I'm surprised you didn't say kale
or butter lettuce
Find some friends Kurt
or butter lettuce
Find some friends Kurt
12-06-2018, 03:17 AM
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I'm in the Sip, most people don't know what spinach or romaine is, let alone, kale...
I hate iceburg... All dem yatz eat dat shit... C'mon, poboy shit inna salad, my ass...
Awn the uther haind, up here, they all eat farm salad, or cabbage, or turnup greens...
The only green I'll eat is Avocado, but that's a different story...
I hate iceburg... All dem yatz eat dat shit... C'mon, poboy shit inna salad, my ass...
Awn the uther haind, up here, they all eat farm salad, or cabbage, or turnup greens...
The only green I'll eat is Avocado, but that's a different story...
