Majofo

Majofo

I don't know you

cu2wagon

True.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

or do you?

thoiboi

Why are you afraid of pussy? What did it do to you?

Majofo

Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat the case
But I didn't beat a case, so I beat my meat

thoiboi

50 seconds?! that's a long time.... what the heck do i do with the remaining 46 seconds?

rockstar143

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I haven't beat meat in a good hot minute!

Anywho...new bed had it's inaugural voyage last night. Slept like a fucking baby and my lower back didn't ache as badly today.
What a mission to get City Furniture guys to come back to the house to take the old mattress because they pretended they didn't know they were
supposed to the first time around.

Majofo

so ashamed

cu2wagon

Probably make a sandwich.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

probably.
maybe sleep wasn't the only activity.

Majofo

we get it, you had seks
Poor lil j.. she the one who didn't sleep

cu2wagon

Probably up all... night... long...

Taking a scalding hot shower.

Probably.

cu2wagon

DeerMeat gonna get rage quitty now?

Are ya?

C'mon... Get all angry.

cu2wagon

The internet is being mean.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

say what now?
I did no such thing...
the kids were all home.
what kind of animal do you think I am!?!?

y'all are brutal.

I know today is Kev's but when is don't kick J in the nuts repeatedly day?

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

whenever you quit smashing my face in...
see how the cycle goes!?! lol

cu2wagon

Pretty sure he was talking about your mission to get City Furniture guys to come back to the house to take the old mattress.

They knew why you wanted them to come back over.

Sick.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I did watch them put it in.
The truck.

cu2wagon

I was going to make a comment about how that's a strange name you call her. But I decided not to because I thought I'd been too mean to you in the last 20 posts.

But then I made this post which sort of backhandedly does just that.

But I'm explaining why I didn't directly do it so I'm still the good guy.

cu2wagon

Now I'm going to push over elderly at WalMart.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

The door greater?

Tha's fucked up!

It's usually some old white guy named John, or Herb at our Wal-Mart.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Accord is garaged until next year.

We are testing out the thoughts of having one car since the Accord sits on weekends and my job is down the street.

I'll save $500 a month between insurance, car payment and gas. I may grow the balls to get back on a motorcycle, if need be, or I can Uber/Lyft or ride my bicycle.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

wait, you can pause car payments!?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

No. I'll still be making my car payments. I'm saying that if I get rid of it, I'll be saving that much. But, first I have to test it out to see if it's feasible.

Yumcha

Sup.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Not a thing.

Work

cu2wagon

Yeah, you just park the car in the garage where they Repo guys can't see it and then you stop paying.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

That works too!

Although, my old neighbor his 745 was always in the garage when the repo man came. I remember when he moved, that dude made a mad dash and they never got the car.

They would see it in the garage, but, they can't take it out of his garage. If it was in the driveway, different story.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

gotcha, that would be super bad ass tho.
pause my shit, real quick

Majofo

Wait.. If lil j is The Truck
Does that mean J's... The Hand Truck

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

it's called a motherfuckin dolly.

thoiboi

same as child support right?

thoiboi

+1 for dick bike

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

if i ever wanted to cheat the system, i'll just ask you fine folks.

Majofo

thoiboi is such an asshole

Majofo

That looks too big.. looks like a job for The Hand Truck

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

Majofo

Oh Dolly... shiett.