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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:48 PM
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Tons of meatloaf.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:48 PM
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You gon' fuck around and have another kid. Don't be flip.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:49 PM
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LOL...I would...
I love this girl, and I love kids.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:49 PM
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I loves my kids though......
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:49 PM
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Kids are the coolest.
I used to think rims were.
Not no mo!
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:49 PM
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I loves my kids though......
All of them, or just most of them?
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I just decided to get them all out of the way now....
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
All of them, or just most of them?
The ones that I know of.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:50 PM
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Kurt reminds me of a guy I used to work with.

He told me his girlfriend was in a car accident and she died. He the told me he saw her spirit and he prayed and she came back to life.

Always thought that motherfucker was a little off.
Probably has air-sex with her spirit
Just like Kurt

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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:50 PM
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Which is only 3 at the moment. But, if I continue to grab chicks by the pussy, I'll have more.
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dudes...fuckin 7 and 10 year old lil' lil' j's jump in the kayak yesterday...that kid could steer, didn't have to dive in and swim to save em or anything.
some end of the world doomsday kids right there.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Kids are the coolest.
I used to think rims were.
Not no mo!
Life changes you.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:51 PM
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I don't swim, I can't, my ass is afraid of water, no lie.

My aunts friend threw me in a pool when I was like 7. I swear, if I saw that bitch today, I'd fucking drop kick her ass.

Fucking cunt.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Life changes you.
No. You change life. #AlphaShit.
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Like I'm cool just chilling in a pool, but if I go under water. Fuck!
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:53 PM
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I never went to pool parties in HS. Well, I just stayed in the house and waited for the girls to cum in and dry off....

I'm allergic to chlorine.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:53 PM
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You want to go to the water park flip...

Yea, for sure...

Be inside playing arcade games.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Kurt tells his mum when he's fapping that he is having a phone interview. *Go away mom*
She know there's no phone interviews through 900 numbers.. she ain't dumb.

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Kurt be eating Instant Top Ramen.
He be eating it right out of the bag.. too lazy to yell at mom to make it.

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little j keep playin her cards right she finna get some compressed coal!
You dummy

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All of them, or just most of them?
There are some shitty fucking kids..
They're usually from some shitty fucking parents tho..
My brosef and I almost bodied a group of them this weakend. #nowitnesses
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:55 PM
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Shit Tyrone
Learn to swim
Pet a dog for once too
Fuck
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:57 PM
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ROFFFLLLLL...
fucking Matt...
yesterday at the park this little black kid kept walking by whimpering afraid of J's little tiny teacup maltese or whatever the hell she is...
J was like, why is he scared??!!
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:58 PM
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Tacos afraid of pussy and look how he ended up!
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:58 PM
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lil j
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Old 11-20-2017 | 01:59 PM
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Tacos afraid of pussy and look how he ended up!
He doesn't even want kids.. shit.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:00 PM
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she works with a bunch of jamaicans and hatians...I'm like girllll...you know why!
now put your racist ass dog on a leash!
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Kurt probably goes to Olive and June.
I'm Tuscan, so while I like Olive and June, it's not my favorite. I prefer North

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Max's Wine Dive.
I got married in the basement of Max's. No joke. It's super nice.
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Kurt has the best lawn in the damn community.... Better than the Golf Course that he lives on.
My lawn is the worst in my neighborhood. The HOA hates me.
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If Kurt comes back, he's cool in my book.
Thanks. Laughing at this thread has gotten me through some tough times.
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Kurt says he has a nut allergy
but he gobbles nuts like Santa came early
#listofgoodboys #kurt
Nuts are paleo.
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You think Kurt is a highly respected professional at his company?
Probably not.
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Kurt probably lives with his mum
Wife is some chick from Indonesia he met online
Both share an interest in art deco paintings of ladibois from phnom penh
Date night over skype on Wednesdays where they watch other couples eat dinner

Plays vidya games all day in the basement
No girls allowed sign on the door
Enjoy the Radon Kurt
I do not live with my mum. She lives far away.
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Kurt be eating Instant Top Ramen.
Yes. This is how you eat Ramen.
  1. Boil water
  2. Open ramen package
  3. Eat brick
  4. Drink boiling water
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:07 PM
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the fuck does Kurt have to do with lawns?
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:07 PM
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Poor Kurt's Mum
She misses you
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:09 PM
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Kurt's reply is kinda short and salty
You are what you eat I guess
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You guys are my favorite.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:15 PM
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We love you Kurt
Your mum wants to make sure we take care of you
We assured her we would
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:16 PM
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Tyrone.. @1:47

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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:18 PM
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We love you Kurt
Your mum wants to make sure we take care of you
We assured her we would
I can never tell when you're genuine or not, but I honestly do appreciate you guys
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:19 PM
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Let Bruce Bruce hit it..
I remember he did a bit about Trojan Magnums... said how big it was and shit.
Shit Tyrone.. magnums no bigger than any other condom.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:20 PM
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I can never tell when you're genuine or not, but I honestly do appreciate you guys

Of course we love you shit.. is this not clear?
We wouldn't fuck with you if we didn't
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:30 PM
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Sup, folks.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:49 PM
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Sup, folks.
You missed all the fun
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
You missed all the fun
Oh, I've had my share lately.
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Old 11-20-2017 | 02:57 PM
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Admins are aware
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I mean, they're not aware of everything
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