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TIL, Kev doesn't know what the flu is
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That happened to my coworker too. That's why you don't get a flu shot. They're injecting you with the virus, man. The government, man. The government uses the flu shots to do control study experiments on the citizens, man. Looks like the Canadian government is in cahoots with the US government, man.
I stay away from the flu shot. Come flu season, stick to bourbon shots. That's the real medicine.
Hope you feel better yummy. Should make Ladiboi send you some super get well feel good broff.
I stay away from the flu shot. Come flu season, stick to bourbon shots. That's the real medicine.
Hope you feel better yummy. Should make Ladiboi send you some super get well feel good broff.
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Can be both categories. I know it's the flu when I ache everywhere and my core is very tender...don't have any energy. This is combined with a fever and usually, I don't get sore throats with the flu. Just a vicious sinus headache.
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Anyways, part of my agreement with my company is to get flu shots and ensure my minions do too...well, it's "encouraged" and flagged. We're kinda in bed with the socialistic gov't here.
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I'd play it out like some JCVD movie. Nurse comes over with the flu needle and I'd grab it and stab her in the arm, pressing the plunger in one swift motion.
Need to come up with some witty line... Like "Socialized medicine says it for your own good, but I don't think it's Trudeau."
And then the camera pans out and I walk away and an eagle lands on my shoulder and the clinic explodes and everyone gets high off the pot fumes.
Or something like that.
Need to come up with some witty line... Like "Socialized medicine says it for your own good, but I don't think it's Trudeau."
And then the camera pans out and I walk away and an eagle lands on my shoulder and the clinic explodes and everyone gets high off the pot fumes.
Or something like that.
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I'd play it out like some JCVD movie. Nurse comes over with the flu needle and I'd grab it and stab her in the arm, pressing the plunger in one swift motion.
Need to come up with some witty line... Like "Socialized medicine says it for your own good, but I don't think it's Trudeau."
And then the camera pans out and I walk away and an eagle lands on my shoulder and the clinic explodes and everyone gets high off the pot fumes.
Or something like that.
Need to come up with some witty line... Like "Socialized medicine says it for your own good, but I don't think it's Trudeau."
And then the camera pans out and I walk away and an eagle lands on my shoulder and the clinic explodes and everyone gets high off the pot fumes.
Or something like that.
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It may reduce the time you're sick and bring you other medical benefits
and if you die, you at least had one good go before expiring
Medical professionals in Africa are even exploring the use to resuscitate the dead
This coming from a clinical in-field study of applying a HJ for CPR
I think everyone here should get a BJ
I'll give everyone a prescription
Redeemable at your local Walgreens or CVS
Go.. tell them the owner of the store sent you.. on the house, go ask.
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JCVD then fucks some slag in some bush
Gets caught with his pants around his ankles by his hot wife
Oh shit, is that Arnold Schwarzenwordnotwithani
They're running the train on that slag
Ugh.. my eyes.
Maria!!! it's not what it looks like, the doctor gave me a prescription
It's for the kids!!
Gets caught with his pants around his ankles by his hot wife
Oh shit, is that Arnold Schwarzenwordnotwithani
They're running the train on that slag
Ugh.. my eyes.
Maria!!! it's not what it looks like, the doctor gave me a prescription
It's for the kids!!
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As a medical professional.. it's my medical opinion that you should elect for the robot BJ
It may reduce the time you're sick and bring you other medical benefits
and if you die, you at least had one good go before expiring
Medical professionals in Africa are even exploring the use to resuscitate the dead
This coming from a clinical in-field study of applying a HJ for CPR
I think everyone here should get a BJ
I'll give everyone a prescription
Redeemable at your local Walgreens or CVS
Go.. tell them the owner of the store sent you.. on the house, go ask.
It may reduce the time you're sick and bring you other medical benefits
and if you die, you at least had one good go before expiring
Medical professionals in Africa are even exploring the use to resuscitate the dead
This coming from a clinical in-field study of applying a HJ for CPR
I think everyone here should get a BJ
I'll give everyone a prescription
Redeemable at your local Walgreens or CVS
Go.. tell them the owner of the store sent you.. on the house, go ask.
Too sick to get the 21st finger up.
Told you. Nothing will work.
Not even BoostedJack's wife giving me a lapdance.
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Maj: look at all these clickbait snowflake crapstacks.
Me: Storytime: I h8 youtube now.
Me: Storytime: I h8 youtube now.
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WTF is that shit?
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Twenty years from now. The world (at least usa) will be shit at this rate.
I, for one, welcome our Skynet overlords. Please robots, kill me first.
Then yummy. eBJ him to def.
I, for one, welcome our Skynet overlords. Please robots, kill me first.
Then yummy. eBJ him to def.
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H will be old.. still looks 12
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Dat ninja Mac going in again..
On these rhymes, not Rikers.. okay probably Rikers.
On these rhymes, not Rikers.. okay probably Rikers.
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See, this is what I go look up when I'm feverish...
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That's a dude boithoi
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I have a cold.
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one
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man flu
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need bj stat
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Shit out here, everyone has the flu.
I'm coughing, I have the flu.
My nose is stuffy, I have the flu.
My balls hurt, I have the flu.
Seriously.
I'm coughing, I have the flu.
My nose is stuffy, I have the flu.
My balls hurt, I have the flu.
Seriously.
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Kurt, I know you have some home remedy natural, organic, gluten free STD free shit you use.
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wood knot 2017
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I think it probably involves a yeti pot and some hot yogurt.
The cure is probably worse than the illness.
The cure is probably worse than the illness.
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lactose-free yogurt
facial
Probably
facial
Probably
gt my cut...lookin fresh for Thanksgiving...
gonna be rolling 6 deep, all matching outfits.
gonna be rolling 6 deep, all matching outfits.
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where the J translator at?
LOL..I'm just glad Justin isnt here.
got a haircut. i look handsome.
mom would be proud.
that is all.
got a haircut. i look handsome.
mom would be proud.
that is all.
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shit, I thought you were dropping a new mixtape
gt my cut too.. 6 deep.. try 13 cuh.. in yo ass!
gt my cut too.. 6 deep.. try 13 cuh.. in yo ass!
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LMAO...
I saw an IG post yesterday where there's a black dude answering a question in an interview in Japan or China and the girl interviewer in the background is throwing up her set and dancing like he's spitting bars...
I saw an IG post yesterday where there's a black dude answering a question in an interview in Japan or China and the girl interviewer in the background is throwing up her set and dancing like he's spitting bars...
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Who II is in Thermon's house thread getting into a pissing contest about wood with another guy. ![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
Wood is always the running theme!
next up he'll bring that discussion into the "watch" thread!
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Wood is always the running theme!
next up he'll bring that discussion into the "watch" thread!
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I really wish there was a J translator widget
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"Siri, what the fuck is J meaning when he says: 'Who II is in Thermon's house thread getting into a pissing contest about wood with another guy. Wood is always the running theme! next up he'll bring that discussion into the "watch" thread!'"
Siri: I was verbally harassed today. Story Time.
Siri: I was verbally harassed today. Story Time.
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(not clickbait)
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ugh.. I found what thread J was referring to.. I think.
no bro, just no.
let it go.. it's already over budget.
https://acurazine.com/forums/home-ga...ce-gut-957247/
no bro, just no.
let it go.. it's already over budget.
https://acurazine.com/forums/home-ga...ce-gut-957247/
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But stuffing ginger up your ass is still cool?