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Old 11-04-2015 | 05:31 PM
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I love older hotties...they been on the ride before, they won't complain, they'll strap down the boots and show you how it's done.
Old 11-04-2015 | 05:51 PM
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Naw, he didn't threaten to ban me, but Mr. Bell did tell me to get my shit together. I'd hate not getting dessert before bed.



Eat all your vegetables and you can have some dessert.
Old 11-04-2015 | 05:52 PM
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Dude...that's WPC! Congrats!




I have almost never been warned about a ban. Steven just said I'd get no dessert before bed.

Kevin, be fucking patient...
or do what I told you all along, slam and ratrod that fucking Crapolla!
Thanks J.

Yea, I've been warned just today. Not the first time though. I guess I forgot where I was when I made my comment to cawkfuck....

Originally Posted by TacoBello
Naw, he didn't threaten to ban me, but Mr. Bell did tell me to get my shit together. I'd hate not getting dessert before bed.
I blame you bastids for turning me into a bastard. Chief told gave me a warning....

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No he's not. He's an adult that is balancing paying bills and taking on a monthly recurring payment he shouldn't, but maybe can, but probably shouldn't...and isn't sold on a particular car that's worth the debt. I can relate!

Shiet...I can't imagine what you'd have thought about my bellyachin about the V during that month that I was blowing up Maj's grindr account for advice!
Old 11-04-2015 | 05:53 PM
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Ooops, sorry I shouldn't say Cawkfuck.....

Guaranteed someone hit the mommy button on me, because Chief saw the comment before.
Old 11-04-2015 | 10:38 PM
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Went on lunch with a ex-co worker. There were people on the corner giving free hugs.

One girl didn't look too bad, she was probably a 8/10
No ride in the whip though cause it ain't MDX. Peasant.
Old 11-05-2015 | 12:14 AM
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Just finished a bottle of black butt(e) reserve.. Feeling fucking awesome. Soory for being so abrasive earlier gents. :gheyhug:

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Old 11-05-2015 | 12:32 AM
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Just finished bourne identity on netflix.. Fucking Matt Damon is so young.. Already 13 years ago.. Shiett. Fucking awesome movie.. Better every time I watch it.
Old 11-05-2015 | 12:35 AM
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Might shoot the mini draco tomorrow at lunch.. She's been collecting dust too long. Plus your buttholes are probably still sore.

We'll see how the weather is, might flood again in the morning.
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Old 11-05-2015 | 12:36 AM
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Where's Justn, need to ask him about a tiny compact honda hatch..
Old 11-05-2015 | 06:15 AM
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Typical normal Maj behavior, I didn't even notice it was different! Am I getting desensitized to daddy's whippings?
Old 11-05-2015 | 06:43 AM
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I thought you were extra nice today
yeah, I love those movies!

Shooting at lunch...must be 2 hours, or very near range, or do you just set up in the company parking lot to really get a giggle out of scaring your co-workers?
Old 11-05-2015 | 07:08 AM
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I thought you were extra nice today
yeah, I love those movies!

Shooting at lunch...must be 2 hours, or very near range, or do you just set up in the company parking lot to really get a giggle out of scaring your co-workers?
It's Texas doe... it's a daily routine to go out at lunch and just shoot at passersby, it's called "moving target practice"
Old 11-05-2015 | 07:45 AM
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I haven't been this early to work since I've had this job.

Love those films.

+1 for older hotties. I've found an older (9 years older than I) hottie that rides bikes and a bunch of other cool stuff. Future ex-wife material.
Old 11-05-2015 | 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Might shoot the mini draco tomorrow at lunch.. She's been collecting dust too long. Plus your buttholes are probably still sore.

We'll see how the weather is, might flood again in the morning.
take vydio
Old 11-05-2015 | 07:59 AM
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I had a Mrs Robinson...28 to 48
had trix, but I held my own.
Old 11-05-2015 | 09:33 AM
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Horree shitt I turn into a wet vagina when I drink.
Talking about wet, it's rockin and rollin' outside..
Heats in the trunk, but I don't think I'll hit up the range today.. Maybe tomorrow.. or watch movie.

:pb:.. video would be shit because sound reverb.. luckily the ranges here don't care if you video / take pics. We'll see..

Originally Posted by thoiboi
Typical normal Maj behavior, I didn't even notice it was different! Am I getting desensitized to daddy's whippings?
I wasn't talking to you fuckface!

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It's Texas doe... it's a daily routine to go out at lunch and just shoot at passersby, it's called "moving target practice"
Are you off your fucking rocker?!
Best not come to these parts then, Californians first..

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Shooting at lunch...must be 2 hours, or very near range, or do you just set up in the company parking lot to really get a giggle out of scaring your co-workers?
Ranges everywhere.. 1.5 hr lunch.. just dump some led and be out. The closest range to me doesn't allow rapid fire though. Bleh..
Old 11-05-2015 | 09:34 AM
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Old 11-05-2015 | 09:35 AM
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you can led a horse to water...but...
amirite?!?!?!



I'm a dick.
I wish I worked with you, I'd go shooting at lunch, seems like you'd come back pumped up and relaxed all at once!
Old 11-05-2015 | 09:43 AM
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Ahhh patty... defensive and abrasive as usual (105K timing belt thread)
Old 11-05-2015 | 09:44 AM
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Ahhh there's the Maj we know and
Old 11-05-2015 | 09:53 AM
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I love shooting.. I get really peaceful doing it.
Old 11-05-2015 | 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
:pb:.. video would be shit because sound reverb.. luckily the ranges here don't care if you video / take pics. We'll see..
Who cares, everybody likes guns!
Old 11-05-2015 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Ahhh patty... defensive and abrasive as usual (105K timing belt thread)
Plus he forgets to mention the critical part which is 175k km, not miles.
Old 11-05-2015 | 10:01 AM
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wait it's 175km wtf. what a dick
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Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S
wait it's 175km wtf. what a dick
Yeah, a whopping 108k miles I believe.

Living on the edge.
Old 11-05-2015 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S
wait it's 175km wtf. what a dick
Yeah you missed the cumming of the P'dick... it was short-lived
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Meh. I don't have a spare set of tweezers to stroke him with.
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so sharp, those tweezers!
Old 11-05-2015 | 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Vlad_Type_S
Meh. I don't have a spare set of tweezers to stroke him with.

Chopsticks work in a pinch.....







So I've heard
Old 11-05-2015 | 10:25 AM
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wtf you guys talkin' booot
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so sharp, those tweezers!
They can definitely turn micro penis into nano penis if you ain't careful!
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eh
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Time to shit ehh.
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Fucking TB don't understand the going back and forth because he don't have children, or he's from Canaduh.. One of the 2.
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My project manager: "I need to emphasize that this work needs to get moving."

Then you should probably fucking review the engineering change that's holding up the work you silly cunt.
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wtf you guys talkin' booot
https://acurazine.com/forums/third-g...e-done-938294/
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My project manager: "I need to emphasize that this work needs to get moving."

Then you should probably fucking review the engineering change that's holding up the work you silly cunt.
Don't get me started. Need to bring a web project online and I'm waiting on the boss' son while the boss is telling me that we need to get this shit done by today.

Tell your spawn to stop the scratch and sniff ballsack moment and maybe we'll be done by the end of the day. Believe me, changing a record in a DNS server takes me less than a minute, I ain't the one holding it back.
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Fucking project managers ..





btw I'm applying for a Technical PM position
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Good luck, don't be a silly cunt if you get the job.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Fucking project managers ..





btw I'm applying for a Technical PM position
Yeah technical PM is just codename for whore who does everything though.


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