thoiboi

Definitely the former



She wanted the bunny D

Majofo

Captain saveaho here..

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The crew and I saw a girl we went to HS with on stage. We didn't know she was a stripper, her face was like Oh fuck....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>High School reunion we gon' be like yea, we all saw that bitch naked..</p>

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>Them bitches be knowing what they're doing though....</p>

Majofo

This bunneh be like.. pfftt.. lol.. fucking losers.
Totally oblivious.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>Them stripper bitches you bring to the party at a house or hotel is the ones that be takin the dick right then in front of everyone.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The groomsmen be like I'm bout to hit that tonight, nah bro you gotta wait Groom gotta get his in first...</p>

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>We called some bitches from Craigslist back in HS. My boy Conrad was 7 or 8 years older then us. He had a couple CL encounters. We never gave them an address to where was was though....</p>

Majofo

indeed.. da game the same everywhere tho.. at least you get to see dem tittiesss. Some hoes be soaking up a man's wealth like water, don't even give you a drop. Shiett.... I'm thirsty bitch!

Majofo

wtf.. CL/BP hoes is a no-fly zone.. don't be fuckin' hoes you hear! Keep your dicks clean!

Majofo

You think Miz got penis herp from boning JILL... and crabs got da crabs from the bathroom at work. No sir.

polobunny

She asked for my # so we could keep in touch, we went clubbing and hung out a few times after and we drank wine together until 5am at one point.

So maybe?!

I didn't know until I saw her, I went through elementary school then high school with that girl, then a few years later I go to the strip joint on a random occasion and she's there doing her thing. She sees me, I see her, I'm like... that's fucking Audrey... the girl we used to tease cause she was a nerd with the thick glasses.

Like yeaaah, ha ha these guys, they're losers. Like real bad ha I bet they fucking cry themselves to sleep at night.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

<p></p><p></p><p>BP hoes stay winning&nbsp;</p>

Yumcha

Back from -ing...

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

<p>just had a going-away lunch for a co-worker.&nbsp;<br />:blech: I dont plan on running any tapes today. &nbsp;</p>

Majofo

werd werd

Majofo

it's fts o'clock already

polobunny

You gotta put a layer of TP when you sit down to protect your bum from bum herpes, crabs.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i put two layers. still got crab herps&nbsp;</p>

Majofo

polobunneh drinks wine with hoe til 5AM, doesn't get his dick sucked.

polobunny

Got poutine for lunch, feel like I should nap. :belch:
That fucking gas station TP... it's too thin.

On the contrary.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

<p>oh and I brought Nitrile gloves to mess with the tapes, and the whole company is fucking with me....<br />&quot;love your gloves!&quot;&nbsp;<br />&quot;goes great with your outfit!&quot;<br />&quot;really, gloves?&quot;&nbsp;<br />&quot;didnt need to bring your gloves to lunch?&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>GTFO, just because I want to keep clean! &nbsp;</p>

polobunny

Watch out they're not that good for prostate exams. But they keep the area under your nails clean though.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>:PB: should have been like after that first glass...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>We fuckin or nah, kuz we ain't fuckin you gotta go drinkin up my wine and shit...</p>

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>At least give me some sucky sucky for you sippin up all my wine...</p>

polobunny

It was her wine not mine, and her place. I was counting on scoring with her roomie and her at the same time that night but the roomie was like "Oh you know your friend Joey he's so hot blah blah too shy to ask him his number" so I gave her his number for being a good wingman before and he hit that a week after.

He was supposed to crash at my place on the couch, he comes in at like 3am and he's all like "man I couldn't score with her because xyz" not 5 minutes later she's mass texting him pretty much saying she changed her mind and she wants the D now. At least it was a 10 mins drive...

Majofo

I should have been more explict..

I meant by the hoe.. not by your bro.


bitches be tryin to drink all of Majofo's courvoisier..

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polobunny

A sucky sucky's a sucky sucky, right? Love the way the mustache caresses me.

Majofo

tl;dr version

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>Bitches be talking about I want chocolate&nbsp; with my wine...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Choc deez nuts with da cream filling inside... Like a Ho-Ho</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

<p>I want the D. &nbsp;</p>

Yumcha

Majofo

also.. :pb:

Just bc a girl is asking about your bro, doesn't mean she doesn't also want to get bukkakkkeed by your ass. Yo gots.. no game.

Majofo

I heard nitrile jill'n the new thing doe..

Majofo

dumb ass bidddyy.. drinkin all my shiettt..

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>Should have told girl yo boy had a small wang wang...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Say trust me he my homie I seen him nude.... Now</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Then drop yo pants......</p>

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You better go in the fridge and get that Sunny D....</p>

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>Sunny dis dick in yo mouf....</p>

cu2wagon

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Ramen lunch today!

Cool story bro, huh?

polobunny

Hey if you don't want to help a brother out

Plus that roomie turned out to be batshit insane, she was cheating on her boyfriend with my friend Joey for a while without him knowing and being clingy AF so mayeb dodged a bullet.

But what if I have the small wang wang?? Instructions unclear, got laughed at again.

Majofo

dodge a bullet.. dodge dis nut.