Damn.. PBs mom.. craddle robber.

I'm definitely driving the V like a grandma.. Some corolla was up my ass on the way home.. go around!

It stays off boost cruising. When it fucking kicks in, it's like warp 3. The stock V isn't much competition to other cars out here. Some crazy fast rides in Texas. These rednecks know power is cheap.. take a $5k stang.. make it a 10 second car with $5k more. I'm not trying to measure dicks.. a few inches is fine.

 

There's a whole other reason why they call him mammoth, and I have a feeling your mom knows allllll about it. Did they also call him the human jack hammer? log splitter? Wrecking ball? Giggidy.

 

 

 

Wait now, this is more than a man crush...Jamie would toss his salad in a minute!

 

It's probably better to drive the caddy like a granny for a while, get used to the feel.

There's some ridic rides from TX from what I see on the web. Good shit.

 

I just meant the most exciting thing going on is Maj got a V.
I have enough love to spread around to all of you.

 

Yeah, the last thing you need is to launch over some curb and bend your wheels

 

I know I could go back and read all the posts about your V, but that would be tedious. So...

Which V did you get?

 

Polo, does your mom like cocaine and private jets, by any chance?

 

I was excited to drive the 335...but you're right, Maj's V is more exciting.

He's going to have folks cussing out his old ass for driving too slow...

 

I dunno, maybe it's a southern thing, but you seem overly nice to some of the guys around here. Might be part of the creepy complex, I'm not sure


That, or I'm just jealous that you aren't paying enough attention to me. Pfff. Whatever.

 

Poor baby...I'll give you some tacolove!

 

 

In my love taco?

 

I do make it a point to show the veterans here more love/respect. But, you can come pick me up in your Miata for a night on the town anytime.

 

Hey, hey, hey, I've got dibs, at least until I see the newdz.

Fuck no, not now, you're trying to move in on my main squeeze!

 

Fixed

 

Gary is on a roll right now

 

Haven't been on here in a week or so...I had Azine blueballs...stored up jizz...

 

I bet you're the coolest dad ever Gary!

 

Wow busy day in ramblings! Guess no work this week?

Maj, glad you decided to finance the car. At that finance rate, you're probably breaking even or even beating inflation. A lot of people like to buy a car with cash but they don't understand the present value of money. I am financing my TL as well and over 5 years, only paying 1.5K in interest... I can make that in the stock market in a day easily.

 

a buddy of mine just put a Lingenfelter Stage One kit on his VCoupe.

100 more lbs of torque than stock.

 

My kids might debate that...









Nah, I'm cool...

 

 

Like I said, there is always someone out there with faster car...

 

Ok, if I was :ghey: and this was :ghey: hookup.com, I'd be interested in J. But, I'm straight. He's still a good looking guy though!

 

The V is kind of funky looking but I'm a fan...

 

That's the hottest V coupe I've ever laid eyes on..

 

That's a sweet V, Crabs!!! Hot fo sho!!!!

 

Car-ma.. maybe I should have gotten the E63.

 

Carma indeed!

 

^ rofl my buddy was telling me to bulletproof my windows after watching that

ALSO, WHERE ARE THE PICS

 

Wait...Maj bought the CTS-V?

 

he told me i could take it out last year.
I was scared. (George george, george of the jungle...watch out for that tree!)

 

You sure open your mouf wide, Justin.

 

And is that a used paper-towel crumpled up on the passenger side?

 

^ I see justin was making tissue babies in the front seat

 

I'm guessing no curbs were injured in your driving of the V?

 

Guys, guys, there's plenty of room in my love taco for all y'all!