great minds think alike :P

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No, but I did see a pinto this weekend...</p>

 

<p></p><p>dude, my brother touched his ball sac after handling peppers.</p><p>he asked me to bring him a cup of milk in the shower.</p>

 

You won't be dodging these nuts..

 

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Dude.. your bro is a fucking travelling circus of lulz..

 

For sure. I have a metal mesh splash shield and I put a paper towel on top of it when I fry those.
I've had a frying hot pepper splash me right in the nostril once and that wasn't pleasant at all. Not just hot oil, hot spicy oil.

 

<p>Deez nuts?</p>

 

<p></p><p>Dude, that's why I enjoy telling the stories. <img alt="" src="https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif" title="rofl" /></p>

 

:boner:

 

so when he drank the milk, his balls felt better?

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img alt="" src="https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif" title="rofl" /> no, he splashed it on his sac</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>he was outside gardening, and all of a sudden ran upstairs screaming and hollering</p>

 

I wouldn't have risked re-exposure...

little bro, you're already here with the milk...one last favor

 

Hahahaha

 

Did it work?

 

<p>lol, i'm guessing as his screaming and hollering subsided.</p><p>he was like &quot;worst pain ever, bro! dont ever do that.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and this is coming from a guy who self pierces and self guages his ears and nose</p>

 

I bet he didn't even touch the peppers...just wanted milk in the shower.

 

Going out to Pho King and getting an extra large bowls with extra crunchy balls...hopefully that'll help clear up this darned cold. *sneezes*

 

I would have given him a glass of my piss and convinced him that pouring piss on his dink would soothe the stings.. just like a jellyfish sting.

 

<p></p><p>I wasnt trying to stick around.</p><p>plus, i already have a passed out in the shower pic. lol</p>

 

My ninja

 

<p>in the pic, you can see his peepee <img alt="" src="https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/emot-laugh.gif" title="Snicker" /></p>

 

This could be so good in other contexts..

I would have still pissed on him.. for drinking your sour beer.. drink my sour beer!!! :rkelly:

 

damn..

u sure?!?

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>LOL you remembered that?</p><p>glad he want expecting a sour. hahahhahaha</p>

 

<p></p><p>on second thought, is it a weiner or a belly button that is an innie?</p>

 

Beers gone bad..

I'm still offended by it.. will never forget.

 

 

Flip, what's the change in plans? You're buying a TLX aren't you?

Getthafuckouttahere.gif

 

ffa

 

Please. The ninja ain't THAT rich. That's baller status.

 

There's also an age requirement..

 

J.. Chad is showing his feathers again in the Netflix and Craft Beer thread.. he even called out Austin.

 

damn...

 

that yorkie scurrred bruh..

 

<p>Marlon Wayans in body suit </p>

 

She can do that on my face

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nope, 68 Camaro or 71 Chevelle. Project.... My dad has been wanting one and something came up where he can't get it. I'm in the position right now where I can afford to get one and we can work on it but doing that will require me to give up on a S2k and/or TL. I've thought about it and decided that I can always buy an S2k later on down the road (if I wanted to). It's going to be a retirement gift, all the stuff my dad has done for me in the past 26 years I feel like it's time for me to return the favor. He has no idea yet, and I'm not going to tell him until he retires. (He's debating on this year or next year). If he retires next year I can probably have the car done. My goal is to have the car done by next August just in time for Hot August Nights up in Reno, NV.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

 

she'd swallow your head fool.. and pop that shit like a grape..

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My ninja.. I'm going to buy you a beer and flip your salad!

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