Not surprised about the boasting, since you're driving a bimmer... Do you also not use the blinker and cut people off?

 

Photoshop a mustache on that crab!

Doc Crabs!

 

I take offense to that, just cuz I have a big limp dick doesn't mean I'm a "DICK"!

 

It's the BMW Gary, you're not the same man anymore.

 

But, but I am, I swears I am.

I think it is a Canadian thang to be a dick if you have a BMW. Definitely not a Colorado thang. My son has an 06 M5 and he's not a dick?

If I do act like a dick....because racecar!

There was a local Colorado BMW group meet scheduled for this weekend (cancelled due to weather forecast) at a local racetrack, Pikes Peak International Raceway, 1 mile oval. Track time was $20, not sure how long you could be out there. I thought about going and then said to myself, "Myself, you don't want to be associated with those punkass dick kids."

 

Nope.. definitely not a Canadian thing.. Californians are HUGE dicks in their BMWs..

 

BMW even brings the evil out of the nicest people I imagine. Maybe Colorado people are already at the maximum dickness level?

 

See what I edited in ^ there.

 

That's cuz BMWs are like Civics in Cali...everyone has one.

 

Nah, they were the first state to legalize Marijuana, I'm sure they're the all super super chill. Look at Gary!

 

Ah... you're right.. it's so true.

 

Negatory...only place Coloradans arre dicks are on the slopes, and mostly to Texans...makes no sense cuz Texans pump a shit ton of $$$ into Colorado.


We don't need Texas cash anymore, because POT!

 

one time, my company sent me to Denver for training, and I walked downtown.

bums didnt realize that they had seen me earlier in the day and would keep asking me for money.
i'd be like, I just told you no, like not even 5 mins ago.

 

story is irrelevant


carry on.

 

That's cuz all part rook same. Or Doc Crabs look the same...Doc Holiday is buried in Glenwood Springs, CO.

 

 

YUNOGIVEMONEY.jpg

 

because and we cheap ass mofos.


I don't like to give money to 'bums' on the street. I'll happily contribute to some charity or shelter though but I don't believe helping bums on the street contributes to anything productive unfortunately

 

Can't argue with that.

Get some of that green money. When are you opening your own dispensary Gary?

 

YUSOJUDGMENTAL.png

 

lol i barely had any money back then.

and I was too scared to go look for pot shops....this was before it was legalized tho.

 

The because argument applies here as well

 

Morning ppls.

 

Sorry... I couldn't pull out in time.

 

Morning, folks.

 

Any good threads to troll today team?

 

youneedjesus.mp4

 

Hemowsmylawn.racist

 

The TL-S is expensive thread is not providing enough. :/

 

No real man would let another man mow his lawn, and no real asian would pay someone to do so as well.. banana connie chung.

 

You're telling me brother...
I think we're addicted to the trollolol..



i don't think we're too bad though. we (try) to provide valuable information, and if they start acting like idiots, then the troll comes out.

 

there's always good threads.

here's one here:
https://acurazine.com/forums/second-...roblem-926195/


dude wont take advice.

 

Well of course! One dick can't recognize another dick! You're both doing the same thing and think it's perfectly fine! because BMW

 

Sup everyone. I'm here for the botbang.

 

Well you've come to the right place!

 

cause racecar!

 

Why are you fuckers so incessant to troll? just chill.. if you troll too much, you become the shitbag.

 

Don't become the shitbag. Let the shitbag become you. ~Ghandi

 

bruh.. leave that one. Fucking 10 second 8th.. 3 second 0-60.. he's got fucking problems (I know you want this D).

 

I don't troll...I defend my friends.