Friends was too... Unrealistic. Yeah, I know it's TV, but common, those people lived in a world beyond perfect. Even their dilemmas were anything but. I wasn't a big fan of it either, but wifey was and still is. I've seen pretty much every episode because of her, lol.

Seinfeld on the other hand- pure gold.

#assman

 

Tuesdays are by far the shittiest day of he week for me.

Mondays, I'm refreshed from the weekend, so it's all good.

Wednesdays are the middle of the week, so half way there.

Thursdays are mini-Fridays, and Fridays are awesome.

Fridays are, as stated, awesome.

Tuesdays however, suck balls. I'm tired in the morning after Monday, and then I realize I still have 4 more fucking days to go

 

Mondays are the worst here. Twice the work of any other day since we're closed on weekends.
Tuesdays are the days where we get back on track.
Wednesday easy.
Thursday make sure everything extra is done.
Friday do everything left before weekend.

Repeat.

 

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday until 5:30pm SUCK THE BIG FAT ONE for me.

 

I love every single day...

 

You're the guy who's glass half-full, p*nis half-hard sorta outlook in life, huh?

 

I actually used to wonder why I had to be alive if the outcome was going to be death anyway. First 25 years were dark ones for me...

But
Yes sir...fk it...life is great. Whatever I'm doing is what I want to be doing, even if it's not.

 

He's from the 305, Mr. Pitbull got to him: "But everyday above ground is a great day, remember that"

 

Are you sure you're not the one sucking the big fat one? Because I can see how that would make you miserable Miz.

 

Good thing you realized there's more to life than darkness, Jeremy.

MISTER WORLDWIDE, 305, PITBULL, AYYY YOOO



Alright shut up Pitbull, just press play on the tape recorder already.

 

Life ain't nuttin' but a fat vagina..

 

But think.. if you weren't alive, you wouldn't have the opportunity to look forward to this beautiful place everyday!

But in all seriousness, we have too much love for you. I'm sending you an e-hug now.

 

Time for a career change?

 

That's my joint J.. but the audio quality is fucking horrid. You should feel bad for posting it. It's like posting porn.. but it's scrambled (I think I saw the tip).

 

I'm looking for a couple, full-time, dedicated salad tossers...

 

Become the sucked instead of the sucker, they say.

 

That's so deep J. Stupid quarter life crisis - "WTF am i doing with my life" BS going on. Not being happy with the cards I've been dealt, blah blah. Mr. 305 does make a good point though. I'm alive, I'm healthy(ish).. i need to just quit my bitching and do the damn work.

HEY HEY, maybe some of us are miserable because we're NOT sucking the big fat one... :ghey: don't judge pb

 

I get a little too hyped when it's playing.. powerslide music. #turnip

 

Talking 'bout that, where's Jake Brake_L8?

 

I was just posting for the lyrics and in my rush, picked the first shitty video instead of the offish one. I've let you down Maj, I'm going to my little corner now.

 

Probably wrestling a python in his mouth. I'd be surprised if he came back to these parts.

 

Wouldn't be surprised.

Easier said than done, it's too late for me anyways

 

Isn't your thoiladyboi ass coming to our corner soon. Justn needs a butt buddy he can trust at OCH. You should go with him and hold his murse.

 

Pitbull is a foo, but his music catchy!

Yeah J Dog...it's never easy...constant struggle but what you tell yourself, you eventually believe.

 

I keep telling myself that I'm handsome and hung like horse. To date, neither have come true.

 

Pretty fucking easy. Make a goal, take steps toward that goal, profit. I have several friends and family members that have changed their lives in their 30s/40s. For some that meant saving enough to put them back through school. They're doing good and enjoying life. It's never too late.

I always love when someone says.. I don't want to go to school, I'm old and it takes too much time. I'm like, you stupid mother fucker.. how old are you going to be in 4 years? Well wouldn't it be nice to be that age with a degree / doing something that you love. You're going to get older anyways.. get to living.

 

 

You look like a horse, you have that going for you.

 

Never know!

 

I'm pretty sure it involves a python..

 

Life Coach Pro Tip:
Hang with uglier guys and break all mirrors.
Date only virgens.

 

4 years older?!
I'm good at maff and I'm not even Asian. Can I be all I want to be?

 

Or a boa. Any one eyed snake will do.

 

fuck, better words havent come out of you Maj...

gotta have goals, no matter how small or big...gotta have a short term, mid term and long term...more than that, gotta keep updating the goals, some goals you might realize before the expected time, update em, make em bigger....some might be a little far fetched, update em too...and you gotta treat yourself to something good every time you hit that goal...helps in moving forward...

+1 to school...never too late....shit, I still see myself taking some online courses and classes and webinars to keep up with the ever changing tech....

dude, you honestly made my day with your post...

 

Time to become an astronaut.

 

Or lead Janitor at a prison!

 

Time to be a pr0n star... Ohh wait &

 

justnspace checking in

 

virgins.. shiett.. You should be looking for small hands and loud farts. Trust Majofo.

 

As if any of us would get paid a decent amount. Even with a footlong all you get is some pocket change. Got a friend who did that before becoming a male escort and he makes way more money flirting with the old ladies than he did making movies. Some of his stories are disturbing though.