The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Part 2)
08-25-2014 | 02:23 PM
Femme nu? Rock Za? You fuckas must be broke. Pretty fucking tame compared to FL. I used to love going to the dump called Exotics.. Once in a while some squid / coastie / marine would wander in and get tossed out unconscious. Half the girls had csection scars, some looked like they just gave birth.. one girl gave me a hickey that didn't go away for a week. lol.. fucking awesome.
Maybe not the experience you guys were looking for, but we were always fucking entertained at Exotics and the girls were friendly, but you need to know how to operate in there though (otherwise you got your shit tossed by a jealous bf watching.. lol). It's probably not the same anymore since they closed down pipes. Tons of mokes would pile in Exotics from pipeline.
Femme nu is my joint. Some filipina and hapa pololo girls have some attitude there but there are some nice girls who love to just chill and chat. I met a girl who's from Austin. We chatted for a while, she gave my boy a free dance (bachelor party). Then one of the guys in our group started getting creepy so I had to set him straight.
You guys should hit up a korean hostess bar before you leave.
Maybe not the experience you guys were looking for, but we were always fucking entertained at Exotics and the girls were friendly, but you need to know how to operate in there though (otherwise you got your shit tossed by a jealous bf watching.. lol). It's probably not the same anymore since they closed down pipes. Tons of mokes would pile in Exotics from pipeline.
Femme nu is my joint. Some filipina and hapa pololo girls have some attitude there but there are some nice girls who love to just chill and chat. I met a girl who's from Austin. We chatted for a while, she gave my boy a free dance (bachelor party). Then one of the guys in our group started getting creepy so I had to set him straight.
You guys should hit up a korean hostess bar before you leave.
Funny you said that since we were talking about that after the strip club. We were at FN, but Eric wasn't too impressed since the girls was just lying on the stage and barely pole dancing. Ironically I didn't see any pinays working, more haole imported than Asians.
08-25-2014 | 02:29 PM
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There was one fine pinay there last time I went but she was stuck up af. Girl can be avg looking, but with right attitude can make it fun and pleasant. You don't want to feel like you got kicked in the nuts and remorseful after leaving the titty bar. You're going to spend dough, at least have a ball doing it. I like Femme Nu because there's no pushy mama san and the girls are pretty chill.
08-25-2014 | 02:37 PM
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After seeing some dude pulled up stage, stripped naked with his flag pole raised, and the skripper grinding the fuck out of him with just his tshirt covering his pole.. there's not too many skrip joints that impress me nowadays. 
That same skripper fucking jumped on me knocking my ass down from the bench around the stage then with about an inch of space, hovered her poontang about an inch over my face before getting up. Fucking wild. Hands can touch what the eyes can see, full nudity. Nucking futs.. the bros and I had a good time.
That same skripper fucking jumped on me knocking my ass down from the bench around the stage then with about an inch of space, hovered her poontang about an inch over my face before getting up. Fucking wild. Hands can touch what the eyes can see, full nudity. Nucking futs.. the bros and I had a good time.
08-25-2014 | 02:41 PM
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These girls have no intention of sucking the meat off your dick, just the green out your wallet. Just make sure you're paying for a good time, not trying to get your dick wet, because you'll go broke quick and feel like shit after.
08-25-2014 | 02:47 PM
Sunday is a shit day to go
There was one fine pinay there last time I went but she was stuck up af. Girl can be avg looking, but with right attitude can make it fun and pleasant. You don't want to feel like you got kicked in the nuts and remorseful after leaving the titty bar. You're going to spend dough, at least have a ball doing it. I like Femme Nu because there's no pushy mama san and the girls are pretty chill.
There was one fine pinay there last time I went but she was stuck up af. Girl can be avg looking, but with right attitude can make it fun and pleasant. You don't want to feel like you got kicked in the nuts and remorseful after leaving the titty bar. You're going to spend dough, at least have a ball doing it. I like Femme Nu because there's no pushy mama san and the girls are pretty chill.
. Matt went for a Ukrainian, Asian wiff jdm 
and a stuck up haloe white chic.
08-25-2014 | 02:48 PM
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I've seen my share...Montreal is always the most entertaining (more for amusement due to people watching) with Vegas taking the cake for the most pretty.
Otherwise, I'm with Jeremy on this...I think my time with strip clubs has passed. Better ways to lose my money.
Otherwise, I'm with Jeremy on this...I think my time with strip clubs has passed. Better ways to lose my money.
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08-25-2014 | 02:49 PM
I have no excuse for going to another skrip joint nowadays (most of my boys are happily married, family, etc) and that's totally fine by me.
These girls have no intention of sucking the meat off your dick, just the green out your wallet. Just make sure you're paying for a good time, not trying to get your dick wet, because you'll go broke quick and feel like shit after.
These girls have no intention of sucking the meat off your dick, just the green out your wallet. Just make sure you're paying for a good time, not trying to get your dick wet, because you'll go broke quick and feel like shit after.
GTFO 
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08-25-2014 | 02:51 PM
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Betcha none of you kids ever saw an overweight biker-chick type Frenchie woman try to go down a pole and you could hear the SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as she slid down.
That experience still has me shuddering and laughing at the same time.
That experience still has me shuddering and laughing at the same time.
08-25-2014 | 02:52 PM
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08-25-2014 | 02:54 PM
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I once watched this 240 lb chick climb a 15 ft fence in a club butt naked, and shake every bit of her body to win an amateur strip contest. Yeah.. some stuff gets burned into your memory for a long long time... 
08-25-2014 | 02:55 PM
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08-25-2014 | 02:58 PM
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08-25-2014 | 02:59 PM
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My ex brother in law let the 90 year old cuban guy pick the place for his bachpart and he picks this disgusting place on the Miami River...not one single girl didn't have saggy belly's and stretch marks and scars, literally...
this one particularly ugly wench kept coming over
"oye papi, vamos a bailar"
No, gracias!
Fk that...I literally would have paid them to put their clothes back on.
this one particularly ugly wench kept coming over
"oye papi, vamos a bailar"
No, gracias!
Fk that...I literally would have paid them to put their clothes back on.
08-25-2014 | 03:00 PM
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I can understand if lil cha 2.0 is in the oven, but no other excuse. 
Wives and kids can come.. we'll be like.. going to hang with my internet friends, feel free to hang with their wives and kids.
Wives and kids can come.. we'll be like.. going to hang with my internet friends, feel free to hang with their wives and kids.
08-25-2014 | 03:01 PM
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My ex brother in law let the 90 year old cuban guy pick the place for his bachpart and he picks this disgusting place on the Miami River...not one single girl didn't have saggy belly's and stretch marks and scars, literally...
this one particularly ugly wench kept coming over
"oye papi, vamos a bailar"
No, gracias!
Fk that...I literally would have paid them to put their clothes back on.
this one particularly ugly wench kept coming over
"oye papi, vamos a bailar"
No, gracias!
Fk that...I literally would have paid them to put their clothes back on.
One guy spent 30 minutes in the same joint with some flabby wrinkly asian gerry.. he was like, she looks like a freak (indian broham), $250 later, dry dick in hand, we went to a finer establishment.
08-25-2014 | 03:05 PM
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Sounds like a plan.
The wives:
"OMG...my husband spends more time on that GODDAYUM forum than he does with ME!"
"Dammit, girl...same!"
"One of these days, I'm going to kick his yellow no-butt @$$."
"You go girl! Amen to that!"
"You tell him to make YOU a sandwich!"
The kids:
"My dad has more toys than me..."
"Wow, your Dad's a loser!"
"Hahahaha...well, my Dad keeps the wheels from other people."
"Wow, your Dad collects car wheels?!??"
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08-25-2014 | 03:51 PM
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Thanks, H. I know it will appraise without issue but I have a tendency to stress myself out over things I know won't likely happen anyway.
Maj...we just went to the courthouse...we saved our pennies for a house rather than wedding. Thank goodness the girl is practical. Now I just need to buy her granite counters.
08-25-2014 | 04:16 PM
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Thanks, H. I know it will appraise without issue but I have a tendency to stress myself out over things I know won't likely happen anyway.
Maj...we just went to the courthouse...we saved our pennies for a house rather than wedding. Thank goodness the girl is practical. Now I just need to buy her granite counters.
Forgo a wedding ceremony and the $$$ but want new kitchen counters. NICE!
But, I agree, if you saved a few bucks by bypassing the ceremony and reception, more power to you.
I'd almost give you an honorary
badge for being so damn cheap.